Aston University + gerbil merch thread

[GrimbutGerbil]

By request. The shop is here

https://grimut-gerbils.teemill.com/

Terfy cat

Redeems them slightly?

I love that cat 😺

OMG that cat! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐈‍⬛

Well I would say car-oo-cahje. I think we can safely pronounce it any way we damn well like, DrSDF, who's going to correct us?
So to recap:
Carucage - a tax on pillows
Tallage - a tax on being over 6 foot
Scutage - a tax on e-scooters.

I believe* I'm correct in saying that 'scutage' (pronounced scuh-tah-jeh) is a type of Italian pasta. Shaped like the scales on a tortoiseshell.

*fuck it, if belief can change your sex then this is a piece of piss!

That hand gesture....

Hey @MinorDisaster - over here!

For @PurpleSparkledPixie (sorry, I asked for a pixie WITH gerbils 🙄)

I'm thinking we need a Team Jane t shirt...and possibly Erin's cat. It's too late for the election but I'd love to see what artwork the gerbils could come up with.

Would chatgpt know what Erin's PhD was about and tell us the conclusions?

Yeeees. I don't think AI's going to be taking over the world any time soon.

😃

You've given me an idea!

Oooooh!

Don't get too excited.

Put up a poster

SICK OF STARMER'S TWADDLE

Well I've got these...

Back to Basics, eh? (who was that?)

This is how I picture Jane.

The bus driving on the river is a nice touch.

Pity they all have long hair.

..and boobs that give one the rare opportunity to use the word 'pert', in fact I don't think I've ever used the word 'pert' before.

Except the Union Flag one, definitely not-pert. But lovely anyway, lest I sound judgmental. Or picky. Or like Father Ted at the Lovely Girls competition..😁

For you, my dear Dean (pity AI can't spell & has given her hands like spider crabs, but there we go).

'Her hands are like spider crabs,
Cold as the March wind her eyes'
as WBYeats nearly wrote.

But her hair is beautiful.

I started to read it, but it brought back memories of English A level.😱😂

The hands are like Sarjenka's - the alien little girl that Data got mixed up with in Pen Pals in ST TNG.

Is it sad that I looked at that picture & thought, 'I remember that episode'?

No of course not. It would be sad if you didn't.

Unless you remember it in such detail that you wouldn't enjoy watching it again. That would be sad.