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Aston University + gerbil merch thread

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GrimbutGerbil · 05/05/2024 17:36

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 29/06/2024 22:25

I don't remember this one.

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lcakethereforeIam · 29/06/2024 22:38

Star rats is a palindrome.

lcakethereforeIam · 29/06/2024 22:39

Gerbil libreg, however...I have no explanation for.

dunBle · 30/06/2024 01:31

ifIwerenotanandroid · 29/06/2024 22:25

I don't remember this one.

Which series is it that has the episode with the overabundance of tribbles? Maybe they're a related species?

Chersfrozenface · 30/06/2024 08:00

dunBle · 30/06/2024 01:31

Which series is it that has the episode with the overabundance of tribbles? Maybe they're a related species?

Star Trek, "The Trouble with Tribbles", Series 2, Episode 15, first broadcast in the UK 1972.

Though I can't have seen it then because I didn't have my own TV, must have been later.

DeanElderberry · 30/06/2024 08:18

Also TAS More Tribbles, More Troubles; DS9 Trials and Tribble-ations (brilliant brilliant episode integrating footage from TOS), the sinister captain in the first season of Discovery had tribbles round the place, and Dr Phlox fed a tribble to one of his creatures at least once in Enterprise (very practical, good use for them).

Did I mention the DS9 episode is brilliant?

Can you imagine if Data had been programmed by Aston?

Brilliant I tell you.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 30/06/2024 13:29

@DeanElderberry Which episode was it in which they replay old footage of TOS Klingons & someone asks Mr Worf what happened (because he looks so different) & he just growls, "We don't talk about it"?

As Cherish of BakeOff says, "Love it, love it, love it!".

PS I once went to a talk by the Voyager Doctor & he sang opera for us.

DeanElderberry · 30/06/2024 13:49

That was the brilliant Trials and Tribble-ations - it wasn't a replay, they actually went back in time. Of course you love it it is brilliant.

I am massively jealous of your hearing the Doctor.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 30/06/2024 14:29

Thanks for the ep. To make up for missing the Doctor singing, I asked the AI what Dean Elderberry looked like...

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 30/06/2024 14:32

So then I asked what a female Dean Elderberry with short hair would look like and...

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MarieDeGournay · 30/06/2024 14:42

Ah the Aston University/Gerbils thread! Never disappoints! Now it's Star Wars😄

DeanElderberry · 30/06/2024 15:22

MarieDeGournay · 30/06/2024 14:42

Ah the Aston University/Gerbils thread! Never disappoints! Now it's Star Wars😄

NO IT IS NOT

wash your keypad out . . .

not going to commit myself to which image is most like, but deffo not the one with the moustache. Off to pout moodily into the middle distance.

NitroNine · 30/06/2024 18:23

MarieDeGournay · 30/06/2024 14:42

Ah the Aston University/Gerbils thread! Never disappoints! Now it's Star Wars😄

Oh @MarieDeGournay this is LITERAL VIOLENCE 🙀

EdithStourton · 30/06/2024 19:22

I should spend more time on this thread for the light relief.
Love the bus having a nice paddle.

MarieDeGournay · 30/06/2024 19:36

NitroNine · 30/06/2024 18:23

Oh @MarieDeGournay this is LITERAL VIOLENCE 🙀

Oh no!! I see what I did there... 😱
My keyboard is steeping in bleach. I'm going outside. I may be sometime...

lcakethereforeIam · 30/06/2024 19:41
Obi Wan Mind GIF by Star Wars

Easily done. That wasn't the long running science fiction series you were looking for.

MinorDisaster · 30/06/2024 20:04

EdithStourton · 30/06/2024 19:22

I should spend more time on this thread for the light relief.
Love the bus having a nice paddle.

I hadn't looked at the messages on this thread for a few days. Now I can't understand a blinking thing but it feels so familiar and safe in the cosy confusion that is here.

MarieDeGournay · 30/06/2024 20:09

I think the Klingons trained the gerbils to gnaw through the deuterium supply channels in my brain..🤖

lcakethereforeIam · 30/06/2024 20:13
change cannot GIF

You canna change the laws of...I dunno...gerbil wrangling.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 30/06/2024 20:14

Escape for a while into our cosy confusion...

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 30/06/2024 20:19

The gerbils just called me to say they had a lovely day out last week when they attended a talk about linguine (I think - the line went crackly for that bit). They're fond of pasta - it's so good for their figures. Looks like they took some ingredients to make a sauce to go with the linguine.

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 30/06/2024 20:21

But all of a sudden some other gerbils (who were a bit militant) took against linguine for some reason.

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 30/06/2024 20:26

For a while, things were looking nasty but then Ethel decided to calm things down by showing off her greengrocery-based telekinesis.

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 30/06/2024 20:29

It worked! The rowdier gerbils were distracted & they watched in awe as Ethel's tomatoes floated round the lecture hall, & they completely forgot to throw their own tomatoes at the lecturer.

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 30/06/2024 20:31

The end.

Come back, BoiledBeetle, all is forgiven.

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