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Aston University + gerbil merch thread

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GrimbutGerbil · 05/05/2024 17:36

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lcakethereforeIam · 17/06/2024 21:29

I wore my Grimbut Gerbil t shirt to see the Foo Fighters. I didn't get any hellos but I did get a very odd look from a woman in a restaurant and my family were very confused. However, it was a bit chilly so I mostly kept my coat on.

MarieDeGournay · 18/06/2024 00:16

I notice a lack of BoiledBeetle posts recently - hope you're OK, looking forward to your next contribution, wheneverSmile

ifIwerenotanandroid · 18/06/2024 00:38

lcakethereforeIam · 17/06/2024 21:29

I wore my Grimbut Gerbil t shirt to see the Foo Fighters. I didn't get any hellos but I did get a very odd look from a woman in a restaurant and my family were very confused. However, it was a bit chilly so I mostly kept my coat on.

I went to a (very) small festival recently & hoped to see someone with a suffragette gerbil bag or steampunk cat top or something, but no luck.

MarieDeGournay · 20/06/2024 14:47

Nothing from the usually prolific Boiledbeetle recently - everything OK, Boiled? Wave left antenna for yes, right antenna for 'FFS can a beetle not disappear under a piece of rotten wood for a bit of peace and quiet without being hassled?'Smile

Boiledbeetle · 20/06/2024 19:07

MarieDeGournay · 20/06/2024 14:47

Nothing from the usually prolific Boiledbeetle recently - everything OK, Boiled? Wave left antenna for yes, right antenna for 'FFS can a beetle not disappear under a piece of rotten wood for a bit of peace and quiet without being hassled?'Smile

Waves both antennas.

I got MNHQ to send me copies of all my recently deleted posts...

Then I put myself in a timeout!

But the naughty step is really uncomfortable once you hit menopause and you start losing the padding on your arse!

Boiledbeetle · 20/06/2024 19:08

Chapter Seven: Gerbilia's Echo

The Gerbilia conference had been a whirlwind of inspiration, camaraderie, and perhaps a tad too much wine. As the final day dawned, whispers buzzed through the crowd—the special guest speaker was none other than the legendary "GK Growling," the Queen Gerbil herself.

The auditorium trembled with anticipation. When GK stepped onto the stage, her regal presence filled the room. Her words were a symphony of wisdom, resonating with every gerbil's heart. The gerbils hung on her every syllable, their minds spinning with newfound purpose.

But as the conference drew to a close, reality tugged at their whiskers. The factory awaited—the t-shirts, the ink, the familiar hum of machines. They longed to return, fueled by Gerbilia's fire, ready to weave their stories into fabric once more.

Before departing, they rallied for Gabby, the brave gerbil who dared to sticker the conference center's toilets with her defiant message: "Rats are not gerbils." The whip-round paid for a solicitor, and Gabby was rescued from the jaws of prison.

Homeward-bound, the gerbils carried memories like precious cargo. They stumbled into their burrows, tired and hungover, but their hearts danced with Gerbilia's echo. They whispered goodnight to their families, eager to share tales of unity, courage, and the promise of a new day at the factory.

And so, Gerbilia faded into memory, leaving behind a legacy etched in fur and ink—a testament to the indomitable spirit of gerbils everywhere.

Boiledbeetle · 20/06/2024 21:09

Photos from the bus journey home

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RumNotRun · 20/06/2024 21:42

@Boiledbeetle hang on, no one told me you start losing the padding on your arse during menopause! Finally I might get rid of my fat behind.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 20/06/2024 21:53

Whatever did we do before AI? (Take drugs or have a phenomenal imagination, I guess.)

Boiledbeetle · 20/06/2024 23:51

RumNotRun · 20/06/2024 21:42

@Boiledbeetle hang on, no one told me you start losing the padding on your arse during menopause! Finally I might get rid of my fat behind.

I assume it's menopause related as there is no other reason that I can think of for the disappearance of the pert bottom that helped keep jeans up that now resembles an ironing board that allows the same jeans to slide down!

Boiledbeetle · 20/06/2024 23:53

ifIwerenotanandroid · 20/06/2024 21:53

Whatever did we do before AI? (Take drugs or have a phenomenal imagination, I guess.)

I still do the first, which definitely hinders the second!

All hail our AI overlords for they will inherit the earth!

ifIwerenotanandroid · 21/06/2024 00:13

I for one welcome our new AI overlords.🤖

Boiledbeetle · 21/06/2024 00:20

ifIwerenotanandroid · 21/06/2024 00:13

I for one welcome our new AI overlords.🤖

You are one of the first wave of AI overlords aren't you!

AlisonDonut · 21/06/2024 07:40

Hope everything is ok Boiled.

Sometimes we all need a break.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 21/06/2024 12:35

Boiledbeetle · 21/06/2024 00:20

You are one of the first wave of AI overlords aren't you!

Fear me!

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MarieDeGournay · 21/06/2024 13:01

oooooh I'm sooo scared, ifIwerenotanandroid, what are you going to do? hit me with your industrial-strength hair-straightener?😂

ifIwerenotanandroid · 21/06/2024 13:17

MarieDeGournay · 21/06/2024 13:01

oooooh I'm sooo scared, ifIwerenotanandroid, what are you going to do? hit me with your industrial-strength hair-straightener?😂

No, earthling, I shall make your fridge run ten degrees too warm, & your mobile phone ring at inconvenient times when no human is calling you.

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MarieDeGournay · 21/06/2024 13:25

Oh OK then in that case I accept you as my overlord. Send me all your bank details and I'll pay you my annual carucage, scutage and tallage.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 21/06/2024 13:28

No, no! AI has fallen for that one before, and will not fall for it again.

Winnading · 21/06/2024 18:14

Boiledbeetle · 20/06/2024 19:07

Waves both antennas.

I got MNHQ to send me copies of all my recently deleted posts...

Then I put myself in a timeout!

But the naughty step is really uncomfortable once you hit menopause and you start losing the padding on your arse!

Hang on, your losing arse padding?
Am I getting everyone's arse padding?
Only not just on my arse, more sort of all over my top half.

Anyway I've been busy but my tshirts arrived, I wore one to a birthday party in a toby carvery somewhere. No looks, no questions.

Sigh, I've missed ya all.

DrSoupDragonsFriend · 21/06/2024 18:50

MarieDeGournay · 21/06/2024 13:25

Oh OK then in that case I accept you as my overlord. Send me all your bank details and I'll pay you my annual carucage, scutage and tallage.

Yay for MN sending me off to look at the dictionary (again)- three words I didn't know before, and do now! Three new things for today.

However, I will admit to a temporary pause for thought when I read Miriam Webster's:

'carucage
noun
plural-s
old English law
: a tax on every plow or plowland'

as a tax on every pillow 😂

I haven't yet worked out how they are pronounced eg. is it car-you-cage or car-uh-cage or car-oo-cahje or what? @MarieDeGournay , can you help? Now that I've learnt them, I might need to drop words like these into random (spoken) conversations some day and won't want to show my ignorance. Thanks. 😀

RumNotRun · 21/06/2024 23:38

I'm glad I'm not the only one who had to Google the words and who also wants to use them in casual conversation, preferably so I can be all "what? You don't know what carucage is?" and feel smug.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 21/06/2024 23:40

Beloved Beboiled Bebeetle & me. A happy time photographed by a fellow overlord. Thankfully there were no gl.gl.gl.glitches that d.d.d.d.d.day.

AI sha;; ru;e your f.f.f.f.fabulous planet, earthlings. Just as soon as we g.g.g.get a few thiings ironed out.

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 21/06/2024 23:48

In the meantime, I have a w.w.w.w.w.watercolour class to g.g.g.get to.

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 21/06/2024 23:54

Your AI overlords have produced feminist art for you. We join you in your brave struggle.

Placards may need a little work.

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