Thread 2: A corpus-assisted discourse analysis of linguistic transphobia on Mumsnet

[VitoCorleoneOfMNMafia]

At fewer than 20 posts left, time for part two.

Thread 1: https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5057460-a-corpus-assisted-discourse-analysis-of-linguistic-transphobia-on-mumsnet

Site Stuff thread that tipped off MNHQ: https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/site_stuff/5057903-mumsnet-corpus

A parcil come nd I xcitedly tolt DH ahbut grivvance gebrils. Woz not mi t-shut.
🥲🥲
Weighting.

Hopes that fukz up Arston's scrapingz.

A SONG OF LONGIN (to be sung to the tune of 'My T-shut Lies Over the Ocean')

Me parcil iz nott bin dispetched yut,
I wunder wer it iz now gorn.
I weightin some more and I hopin
Praps it wil arrrife in the morn.

Grivvance gerbils,
Huurrry up with your post van, pots van.
Greevunce gebrils,
Plees be as quik as you can.

I sed to DH that my t-shut,
'Rived but itz not actchuully mine.
I weightin some more and I hopin
Praps it wll arife at lunchtine.

Grivvance gerbils,
Huurrry up with your post van, pots van.
Greevunce gebrils,
Pleees be as quik as you can.

to be continewed...

Oot on my messages today
fer Tunnocks and a walk

Ah was accosted by, to my surprise,
a wondrous gang o' folk

They were wearin' gerbil teeshirts
as far as eyes could see

And I thought 'fuck me, pal, that's grand
'that's just the gear fer me'

Ar data is gorn dahn vuh plugoll
Ar data is gorn dahn vuh plug
Vuh por terabytes
Ar losing there fites
Wiv a wimmin-made orrible bug

Oh I do like that.

Dis See Shinty is bootifull. Alll de salers on de gud shipp 'Tunnicks Teecake' wil be singin itt az they scrubz tha dek, I meen corpuss.

For our stats and data recovery systems
How many different names are you using on this thread? You may only answer once under each name.

0 (we need this for cross-referencing)
1-5
6-11
11-15
15-20
21-28
more than 30

Thank you for your cooperation.

Ahhhh crap, I'm gonna wee mesen if tha all carry orn wiv de pomes an sings.

Warnt be needing no geebil tees den, mor lyke padden fo me undneaf bits.

Do we have to be honest?

Hadaway an shite number is wat a'm using, pal

maybe
sandbox sabaterrs
need
pelvik
floor
exercice
glasses

wocha think

Am I allowed one and a bit because I was given a PhD halfway through the thread so SoupDragonsFriend became DrSoupDragonsFriend so I added on two more letters but everyone knew it was me?

Ah'm not gonna tell yew wot number
Of names wot Ah ave on ere.
Yew can git stuffed wiv yeh questshun
If Ah can juz mek that perfectly clere.

All Ah wunt is mah shinee noo t-shut
Fer wich Ah ave sew reddily pade
Sew Ah can strut it orf dun tha igh strit
Part off tha jerbil parade.

Coz Ah fink that mah jerbil t-shut
Iz gonna be just sooper-kool
An' aneboda wot dares disikree
Is just gonna luk sich a fule.

Coz we wimms, we ar now rebellin
Weev ad enuff o this shite
And yeah, in are jerbil t-shuts
Weir gonna giv u such a frite!

Zero obviously. I was never here, you never saw me, right?

DrSoupDragonsFriend

It's the range that counts. We will record you in the range 1-5
Thank you for your cooperation.

DRFB
(affiliated to the Forever Forensics Consortium)

Thank you for your cooperation.
DRFB
(affiliated to the Forever Forensics Consortium)

Ize bin usin 0.5 uzzrnaymes cos Ize smawl innit

Six hundred thirty two and a half.

I've lost count.

hai mươi lăm... hai mươi sáu... hai mươi bảy...

Just the one. I think.
May need to come back to you on that.

Thank you. We like yours too.

If truth be told, we've been patting each other on the back over our effort. We are discovering new talents while the majority of our usual work has been temporarily suspended.

Do you want to include us as well? There's seven in the department, the poem was a group effort. Are we 1-5 or 6-11? Or not relevant?
Good luck with the data collection anyway.

Don't know. God knows what's crawling about in my sandbox.