Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming

[ArabellaScott]

Dawn Butler's called the polis on us! Quick everyone, namechange and look busy.

https://twitter.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1737853431413657806

No!!! The tinsel keeps falling off

Great taste there! Also a fan of pineapple on pizza and cauliflower cheese on Christmas dinner.

Proof if ever we needed it that we live in a tolerant society.

Oh now you’ve gone too far …

Nicest pizza I've had was a paneer makhani one, with mushrooms and pineapple.

I made a pizza recently which was - leeks, peas, black olives, ham and Brussels Sprouts. It was very nice.

I do occasionally put a poached egg on top of my pizza, if I can be arsed.

It’s now a family tradition for new year to make homemade pizza as the kids are totally fed up with ‘formal food’ by then. Everybody makes their own, pics posted in the extended family whatsapp and a winner selected. During one lockdown, as the fam couldn’t come, we did it xmas day and wore pjs as it was the kids’ christmas. They loved it!

Brussels sprouts on pizza - no way. A former boss once fed me baked bean pizza and I thought that antisocial enough.

Best pizza - carrot ribbons and black pudding. Made by Nick Nairn, who is a knob but did make a good pizza.

Putting together my Christmas pizza order.
Pineapple
Jalapeño
Olives
Sweetcorn

Wonder if they'll do Stornoway black pudding in the slammer 🤔

Love me an egg onna pizza

The way you wrote that made me think of this!

I need help with my quandary, we are having Dominos for tea. Now do I want to be arrested after so I can have a full belly of niceness, or before so I can save the 600 million pounds it is going to cost me?

Yes, also love me some Pratchett. The battle I had with autocorrupt to let me spell it like that...

That looks far too edible to be a genuine CMOTDibbler rat onnastick.

A fine choice but if you have a chance to try Clonakilty—black or white—don't let it go by you.

Rhoded mid-back with it or do you prefer a different cut?

I've been thinking (very dangerous, I know), a good barrister should be able to get the lot of you off on the grounds of mental instability seeing as you're all probably at least one of the following:

Pregnant, trying to get pregnant, IVFing, sleep deprived with a new baby, sleep deprived with poorly children, sleep deprived with poorly elder parents, sleep deprived from seasonal flu/covid, on your period, ovulating, peri menopausal, menopausal, in the zero-fucks stage of recently post-menopausal AND trying to make Christmas happen without throttling your immediate family or in-laws.

I've made notes of several recipes. I shall be trying them out in-between practising as I assume we'll be wanting to put on a show or two to keep up morale.

To be honest pizza order ideas alone are proof of mental instability.

Apart from mine obviously. Pineapple is a perfectly choice.

Pineapple on pizza is valid

I remember the Nick Nairn clip where an elderly lady was showing him how to make Stornoway black pudding. Nick had been up till the wee hours drinking whisky and was struggling not to throw up at the sight (and probably smell) of the blood.

That is the weirdest Christmas dinner option I think I've ever seen! It must smell appalling. I'd never be brave enough to discover how it tasted mind!

Just make sure you order via the app for half price off everything.

We may all be in maximum security, obviously, given our crimes but if not I reckon we could have the Republic of Mumsnet set up in the clink with a nice kitchen garden and chore rota within the month*.

*To be fit around the re-education programme, of course.

Who that Tom bloke? Snitch!🤣

Pizza oven in the yard too?