Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming

[ArabellaScott]

Dawn Butler's called the polis on us! Quick everyone, namechange and look busy.

https://twitter.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1737853431413657806

Here we are! Happy Christmas everyone!

This is your Christmas go to video isn't it!!

I’m up for Chicago. 💃🏼

Yes! It has everything - romance, slime, balletic moves....

Cell Block Tango? Oh yes, indeedy.

That's the slugs. Not Chicago, which is lacking in slime now that I think about it.

Slug Bleuch Tango.

Well, for an extremist breeding ground that is central to the rise of a certain brand of angry transphobia this place is bloody hilarious!!!

Probably best not to re-write the lyrics for Cell Block Tango in case we get accused of being genocidal. Again.

How about this for a random animal sex fact?

Male bees penises detach after sex…and they die. So they like go boom…boom! Death

Crikey. I hope it’s worth it.

That slug slex video is awesome. David Attenborough is to be commended for the frisson he gave the word "entwined".

I'm starting to suspect that Dawn isn't as influential with the Police as she thought she was.

I still have the yacht prepared for a quick flit across the channel but I now expect to enjoy Christmas with the family.

You want some Basra Date Syrup as well as stock, you can get it online or in Middle Eastern shops. Cook the ham for half the time in the stock, then the other half of the time in the oven with plenty of date syrup poured over. When it mingles with the bacony juices it is a Thing Of Wonder.

You know you’ve been arguing about gender ideology for too long when you have to qualify bee penises as belonging to the males of the species 🤣🤣

Pure filth. And nearly on the lord's day as well. @ArabellaScott what is WRONG with you?

I like the sound of the Basra Date Syrup ham

Can a Bee have a gender identity?

Can a Bee cry?

Can a Bee commit suicide?

random animal sex fact

male cats have a barbed penis that hurts when they pull out; the pain triggers ovulation.

100 times a day. Gawd.

Has anyone posted about barnacle penises...peni...what is the plural? I may be drunk.

Penises is the standard English plural, and barnacle ones are huge. Have to be, because the barnacles can't move so have to reach from wherever they are.

Hyenas get stuck together for half an hour or more. They aren't even tempered animals at the best of times, much less when wedged firmly to the genitals of another one.

Like Mr Tickle's arms. Imagine, you're just going about your day, you feel a tap on your shoulder....it's that guy from the other side of the rock.

And so it came to pass, reader, that on a stormy Christmas Eve at 3 am, I found myself googling 'barnacle penis'.