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Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming

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ArabellaScott · 21/12/2023 19:42

Dawn Butler's called the polis on us! Quick everyone, namechange and look busy.

https://twitter.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1737853431413657806

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
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NewtonPulsifer · 23/12/2023 18:56

PronounssheRa · 23/12/2023 18:11

It was drug dealers

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Well they should’ve said! Like the ice cream van, they should have some sort of jingle.

EmpressaurusOfCats · 23/12/2023 19:10

RethinkingLife · 23/12/2023 17:17

You can ask them to arrange a foster service for pets.

I'm less clear that they accept responsibility for children, dependent family members, or the Christmas Ham. Can you transfer it to a slow cooker on a timer to be on the safe side? Is it in Coke, Pepsi, or a nice stock?

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That’s useful to know. I’ll need to leave a list of instructions for the fosterer though.

My kittens will happily volunteer to look after any Christmas Hams or gammons that need a good home.

NewtonPulsifer · 23/12/2023 19:18

One year when I was in hospital over Christmas, we were treated to a visit from the Salvation Army band. Do you think Dawn would object to us awful people enjoying a little “oom pah pah”?

nothingcomestonothing · 23/12/2023 19:32

Leabank · 23/12/2023 18:32

Does DB actually get paid for this crap?

Yep, both by us the taxpayers, and by GLAAD to the tune of about £50k I believe it was. I'm sure that's pure coincidence though.

DawnButlersGayGiraffe · 23/12/2023 19:51

nothingcomestonothing · 23/12/2023 19:32

Yep, both by us the taxpayers, and by GLAAD to the tune of about £50k I believe it was. I'm sure that's pure coincidence though.

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50 grand to believe in Action Man babies and gay giraffes?

Perhaps we should have a whip around to see what other bizarre nonsensical shit we can get her to "believe in."

OhLittleBoreOfWhabylon · 23/12/2023 19:59

dapsnotplimsolls · 23/12/2023 14:18

The Shawshank Redemption is on BBC3 tonight - it's a long film, will the filth try and arrest all of us while it's on, knowing that we'll all be watching for tips?

I have packed a giant poster of JKR...

misscockerspaniel · 23/12/2023 20:06

Escape to Victory was on this afternoon. Made me think that a netball team was needed.

dapsnotplimsolls · 23/12/2023 20:09

The Porridge film was on earlier - maybe all the schedulers are secret Terfs?

ColinRobinsonsFart · 23/12/2023 20:43

I am thinking my escape would be based on the shawshank redemption

My poster will be of Peter Capaldi as Dr Who

Not sure what implement I will use to tunnel - maybe a sharpened Tena Lady or an empty pack of HRT?

BoiledBauble · 23/12/2023 20:53

Just done my festive name change! The rozzers will never find me now!

ArabaubleScott · 23/12/2023 20:56

I've nicked your idea, bauble. I dont generally steal but seeing as I'm due Texan jail anyway, what diff does it make?!

Soubriquet · 23/12/2023 20:57

Name change Grin

nothing amazing but hey ho

biglylettersgiver · 23/12/2023 20:58

IF THEY ARREST ME I'M GOING DOWN SHOUTING!!!

Soubriquet · 23/12/2023 21:01

Orange is the new black after all

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ArabellaScott · 23/12/2023 21:06

Soubriquet · 23/12/2023 20:57

Name change Grin

nothing amazing but hey ho

That looks a lot like your usual name. Is it a clever double bluff?

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SilentSoubriquet · 23/12/2023 21:09

Yes….

plus fucking up

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ArabellaScott · 23/12/2023 21:31

Who said that?

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Ohyoudodoyou · 23/12/2023 21:31

I'm a mumsnetter, on a steel horse I ride and I'm wanted dead or alive.
Didn't meant to divert y'all to Texas.

howdoesatoastermaketoast · 23/12/2023 21:37

howdoesatoastermaketoast · 23/12/2023 17:22

ok it's after 5pm I'm cracking out the bailey's if the police turn up after I've been drinking I'll just treat it as an excuse of why I'm being sarcastic.

we are now out of baileys too - and I may or may not be slightly drunk.

But less drunk than the baileys for it is very drunk.

IdidntseeanythingandIamnotBoiledbeetle · 23/12/2023 21:47

howdoesatoastermaketoast · 23/12/2023 21:37

we are now out of baileys too - and I may or may not be slightly drunk.

But less drunk than the baileys for it is very drunk.

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Can't you send someone out to the shop, and if you can can they pick me up some tea cakes!

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IdidntseeanythingandIamnotBoiledbeetle · 23/12/2023 21:53

It would probably end up being more like Noises Off!

Motorina · 23/12/2023 21:54

Leabank · 23/12/2023 18:32

Does DB actually get paid for this crap?

No justice if she does. This thread alone shows that mumsnetters are much wittier and much smarter than DB, and have a much better grasp of wildlife sex, yet none of us are getting paid.

HoneyButterPopcorn · 23/12/2023 21:56

I found a bottle of desert wine. Hic. 🥴

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ArabellaScott · 23/12/2023 21:58

I don't know that wildlife sex is even something that one really wants to grasp to be honest. Not if it's corkscrew shaped or has got barbs on it.

Ooh, is it time for the slug sex video?!

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