Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming

[ArabellaScott]

Dawn Butler's called the polis on us! Quick everyone, namechange and look busy.

https://twitter.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1737853431413657806

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I have to stay in today and answer the door because I'm waiting for a delivery so I've packed my Christmas Eve pyjamas, naice coffee and the latest Robert Galbraith and am all ready for chokey. Will attempt to smuggle some gin and Fevertree tonic down my comfy trousers elasticated waist. Will we be allowed to post on Mumsnet from inside or should I try to pack the old corkboard as a useful resource for D wing?

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'Butler has not responded to MailOnline's requests for comment, while Scotland Yard has not been immediately able to say whether it has received a report from her concerning comments made by Mumsnet members'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12894023/labour-mp-dawn-butler-critics-mumsnet-met-police-brianna-ghey-murder-trial.html

And as a large number of Grandmas are on here they will be truly stuffed

Holy shit, I love Mole - the addition of Lesbian Nana is the icing on the cake!

There have been many funny posts on this thread. For some reason this one really tickled my funnybone.

I told DH about the self-wanking hedgehogs over breakfast. He said I need to spend less time on the internet. He’s entitled to his opinion, but he’s wrong.

Butler may not have responded to the mail but she has tweeted again.

https://twitter.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1738171639769042946

I particularly like the plea to be kinder and be nicer after she called us all nasty vicious and inhuman

FWIW, I'm not frothing Dawn, I am however laughing, a lot.

If a police officer speaks to you, ask if you can touch his gun; he'll leave really quickly.

It worked for me.

DH has given me one of my Christmas presents early incase I am locked up for Christmas. It's 'Ghosts: The Button House Archives' . I've packed my bag and put it in so I have something to read. He's promised to record the Christmas Day last episode.

I'm going to be a martyr for freedom of speech and have told him I don't want a solicitor to 'spring me'. I'll go to jail and go on hunger strike until I'm a size 10 for the cause. I didn't quite catch his reply. It sounded like 'See you next Christmas then' but I may have misheard.

Dawn Butler won't intimidate me.

Still somebody at the door…

ding dong

I confess I do this every time the bell goes if I’m up and dressed.

Shift work does sometimes demand a hasty grab for a dressing gown and launch down the stairs…

Do gay giraffes make good support animals? (asking for a friend)

I dont think headscarves are for me - wonder if this club would mind if mumsnet adopted this - https://www.giraffeuk.com/shop?store-page=These-Girls-Can-Run-snood-bandana-multifunctional-headwear-p543046782

Did you know alligators have permanent erections? Talk about blue balls!

I wholly advocate being better.

It was reading these FWR wot radicalised me and I've passed the baton to others!

Same! Hi India! 👋

"frothing" are we, Dawn? I only see us having a bloody good laugh.

I sincerely apologise for any inadvertent frothing of tea - can’t help but tea snort when reading some of the comedy hold whilst slurping me builders tea …

Butler may not have responded to the mail but she has tweeted again.

That space is literal violence. "Trans phobes" implies the phobes are trans. It's an adjective, Dawn!

This thread has had me sniggering all afternoon

I've fed giraffes and can verify that they have very long, flexible tongues.

Also, the argentine lake duck has (relative to body size) the longest vertebrate penis. The duck is only about 14-18 inches long, but its penis can be 16 inches long. For the avoidance of doubt, and the triggering of Dawn Butler, the penis is a thing that is found only in the males of the species.

(PS: I'm conveniently located for arrest by the fragrant West Yorkshire Polis).

Exactly. I haven't enjoyed a thread so much in ages.

Add "sense of humour" to the long list of things Dawn lacks, along with basic reasoning capability, sense of proportion and an understanding of how to win over the electorate.

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It's curtains for you pal, when they track you down.

That won't work in the U.K. It'd have to be his truncheon.

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