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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming

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ArabellaScott · 21/12/2023 19:42

Dawn Butler's called the polis on us! Quick everyone, namechange and look busy.

https://twitter.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1737853431413657806

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
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DriftingDora · 22/12/2023 14:35

Ereshkigalangcleg · 22/12/2023 14:19

They can send Inspector Morse or Gene Hunt,

They'll send Inspector Clouseau, Officer Crabtree from Allo Allo and the Keystone Kops.

Lol! Nah, the ones you've mentioned are too efficient.

IdidntseeanythingandIamnotBoiledbeetle · 22/12/2023 14:36

DriftingDora · 22/12/2023 14:32

Give 'em a chance😁. They can only do one thing at a time (multi-tasking has not yet been taught in training, they are still using the Cressida Dick How To Bury Your Incompetent Head In The Sand While The Crap Hits The Fan police training handbook).

Don't worry, they'll come back for you later today......

I'm hoping so. I wouldn't want to be left on the outside whilst you are all banged up.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RK1iAwlhsnQ

He used to give me roses,
I wish he could again;
But that was on the outside,
And things were different then.
We'd built our world together,
With a love so clear and strong;
But that was on the outside.
Where did i go wrong?
On the inside the sun still shines,
And the rain falls down;
But the sun and rain are prisoners too,
When morning comes around.
Last night i dreamed we were together,
Sharing all the love we've known;
Til i had to face the nightmare,
Of waking up alone.
On the inside the sun still shines,
And the rain falls down;
But the sun and rain are prisoners too,
When morning comes around.
On the inside the roses grow;
They don't mind the stoney ground;
But the roses here are prisoners too,
When morning comes around.
He used to give me roses,
I wish he could again;
But that was on the outside,
And things were different then

Prisoner Cell Block H Theme

theme to the great Australian show prisoner...or prisoner cell block h as we call it in england.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RK1iAwlhsnQ

Froodwithatowel · 22/12/2023 14:37

I suppose if you're a raging misogynist who has never quite recovered from discovering here that women actually have more to them than nappies and prams, then you're going to find it quite scary and distressing to see a group of them saying no. After all, here they are, declining to do what they're told by their betters or believe in what they're told, and they're pointing out the issues about their own lives and bodies and identities and equality as if they think it actually matters, and just generally not being obedient NPCs to the main character. Or even agreeing that he is the main character in their life.

That probably does seem quite 'hateful' from this distorted view point.

But I don't think it's one that many well people hold. Come on in guys, come and look around and see for yourselves.

ValkyrieAssassin · 22/12/2023 14:37

Oh bloody bugger you all.

I have been resisting joining X and now here I am.

Because the laughs today have been rather epic.

ArcaneWireless · 22/12/2023 14:37
as told by ginger nicksplat GIF

@HoneyButterPopcorn

Apparently so.

Some are frothing Lord, kum ba yah.

Vegemiteandhoneyontoast · 22/12/2023 14:42

@IdidntseeanythingandIamnotBoiledbeetle is your neighbours on mn by any chance?

RoyalWhoDidYouSayNooneOfthatNameHereOfficer · 22/12/2023 14:47

Loving the thought of IW's followers all joining this thread to experience first hand the horrific transphobia, only to discover we're all discussing biscuits and the masturbatory habits of giraffes.

EmpressaurusOfCats · 22/12/2023 14:48

Froodwithatowel · 22/12/2023 14:37

I suppose if you're a raging misogynist who has never quite recovered from discovering here that women actually have more to them than nappies and prams, then you're going to find it quite scary and distressing to see a group of them saying no. After all, here they are, declining to do what they're told by their betters or believe in what they're told, and they're pointing out the issues about their own lives and bodies and identities and equality as if they think it actually matters, and just generally not being obedient NPCs to the main character. Or even agreeing that he is the main character in their life.

That probably does seem quite 'hateful' from this distorted view point.

But I don't think it's one that many well people hold. Come on in guys, come and look around and see for yourselves.

Edited

All of that, but I also think it must be quite unnerving to see all these women rejecting the stereotypes & the whole concept of gender identity while still calling themselves women because of their biology.

BlackeyedSusan · 22/12/2023 14:49

IdidntseeanythingandIamnotBoiledbeetle · 21/12/2023 23:27

They haven't got Mumsnet, that's the problem. AIBU would hand them their arse on a plate. They'd know what's what a bit better if they had Mumsnet.

They also don't get Mumsnet as they are clearly struggling to understand.

Anyway, I'm identifying as boiled's sock puppet...cos I'm a bit woolly headed. bastard menopause

And you can't prosecute a sock!

ArcaneWireless · 22/12/2023 15:00

While we’ve all been discussing the complexities of biscuits, some have been busy….

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
TheMarzipanDildo · 22/12/2023 15:03

That’s beautiful @ArcaneWireless
(read that in the voice of a parent complementing their five year old’s terrifying drawing)

ArcaneWireless · 22/12/2023 15:04

When corkscrew cocks are rejected…

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
BlackeyedSusan · 22/12/2023 15:14

SabrinaThwaite · 22/12/2023 00:52

Pssst … you ain’t seen me, right?

Nah, you were definitely in St Stephen's that night. I heard there was some sort of show being put on there.

BlackeyedSusan · 22/12/2023 15:18

TeaMistress · 22/12/2023 07:09

This. A Labour politician has the absolute fucking gall to refer to other women as "Nasty, vicious and inhumane". Dawn the Dim needs to take a long hard look at herself and her politics before she dares throw those kind of stones at other women. Labour hate women. They want to silence women. Dawn hates women speaking up about biological fact.

Does she actually want to get voted for?

Froodwithatowel · 22/12/2023 15:27

BlackeyedSusan · 22/12/2023 15:18

Does she actually want to get voted for?

Only by the Right Kind of People.

DriftingDora · 22/12/2023 15:27

NewtonPulsifer · 22/12/2023 12:57

An Asda van pulled up next door. I did wonder if the Police had commandeered extra vans to round us up, but nope, it is Margaret having a net of nuts and a few sprouts delivered.

Hmm...'a net of nuts and a few sprouts' - is this some kind of coded message? I think we should be told...

SidewaysOtter · 22/12/2023 15:27

BlackeyedSusan · 22/12/2023 15:18

Does she actually want to get voted for?

Of course not. Sullying themselves with the unfortunate business of governing would spoil the purity of their ideology.

It is enough to kvetch from the sidelines and say how you’d do it better, without ever having to prove that you can actually do it better.

NewtonPulsifer · 22/12/2023 15:30

DriftingDora · 22/12/2023 15:27

Hmm...'a net of nuts and a few sprouts' - is this some kind of coded message? I think we should be told...

A net of nuts and a few sprouts if not a euphemism. At least it wasn’t until I now consider it could be a very good euphemism indeed.

BlackeyedSusan · 22/12/2023 15:30

BrendasIronSledge · 22/12/2023 08:26

No dawn raid round here.

Really need to get the big shop done - is it safe to go out into society today? Might get DH to smuggle me out to the car under a blanket in case the riot vans are parked up at the end of the street. He won't look suspicious will he?

You daft clot...use Christmas paper and stay very still. You"ll be fine then.

ArcaneWireless · 22/12/2023 15:33
Pampas Grass Design GIF by Miss Beaut

a net of nuts and a few sprouts

ArabellaScott · 22/12/2023 15:47

Ohyoudodoyou · 22/12/2023 14:28

@ArabellaScott
"Guv, I fear it may be worse than "dowdy" - we may have to be prepared for "frump".

I'm ready to embrace it with open arms tbh.

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SerpentEndBench · 22/12/2023 15:53

Oh my goodness, you wims have made me laugh a lot. Nice work.

<waves to the twitter drive byes>

IdidntseeanythingandIamnotBoiledbeetle · 22/12/2023 15:55

https://twitter.com/moleatthedoor/status/1738206880940355875?s=19

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
IdidntseeanythingandIamnotBoiledbeetle · 22/12/2023 15:56

https://twitter.com/WidenedThoughts/status/1738210486749893112?s=19

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
IdidntseeanythingandIamnotBoiledbeetle · 22/12/2023 15:57

Vegemiteandhoneyontoast · 22/12/2023 14:42

@IdidntseeanythingandIamnotBoiledbeetle is your neighbours on mn by any chance?

I doubt it! But I hope his poor put upon girlfriend is.

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