Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming

[ArabellaScott]

Dawn Butler's called the polis on us! Quick everyone, namechange and look busy.

https://twitter.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1737853431413657806

Sorry- query. If DBB says this murder is a fault of Tory policies on X- it's not parliamentary privilege so surely the Government has some comeback? (Or just regular old boring contempt of court perhaps).

[awaits knock on door for asking question].

If the giraffes don't win I will be demanding a recount!

That's my calendar for next year sorted!

This will just blow it up more for Labour

If people like Dawn took a minute before foolishly tweeting about the police there wouldn’t be a SM backlash

Then people have to send their mates over for a go

Crazy

I guarantee Willoughby's tweet will bring people here and may then result in them questioning their beliefs. Opposite to Willoughby's desired effect, I suspect?

Why would anyone need to come to Mumsnet to see "hate", when it's all much worse on Twitter?

Because here you know whatever it is is coming from wmn. Which is a 50% premium on the actual words.

Thank you!! Reassuring wholesome and Mumsnet: the good name of MN restored 😁👍

Sorry, I 'ain't traipsing over them there mountains, not for nobody. They can send Inspector Morse or Gene Hunt, makes no difference.

And if her Ladyship's not happy, she can shut the von Trap up.

What does one do when facing Mr Willoughby's rainbow army - are we talking pillow fights and hair ribbons or the battle of the five armies? Just so I know whether to pack sandwiches and a flask.

Given fewer than 30 liked the tweet, dont go mad with the sandwiches, we dont want to over cater this close to Christmas.

They can send Inspector Morse or Gene Hunt,

They'll send Inspector Clouseau, Officer Crabtree from Allo Allo and the Keystone Kops.

Brilliant post TommyNever! 😂😂

Evening, all! (For those of us old enough to vaguely remember Dixon of Dock Green on the steam-driven telly....)

I think there’ll be a lot of flouncing and tears over Other People Saying Things That Hurt Our Feelings. There’ll be regular timeouts in safe spaces and time spent stroking a support animal. I expect to be knee-deep in passive-aggressive comments and unsubstantiated accusations within the half hour.

I’d bring a deckchair, frankly.

Brace ourselves for accusations of 'dowdy'.

I think a few of India's followers have found their way to the BG verdict thread. Tiresomely repetitive and dictatorial.

I did think that if we could hold them off with a Steps dance routine for long enough we could use up the leftover turkey in the sandwiches come Boxing Day

But could any of them? Brains as part of the criteria is well down the list.

I don't think I can fit my mohawk under a head scarf. I need a portable tent or something 🤣

Ok this photo from that thread wins.

@ArabellaScott
"Guv, I fear it may be worse than "dowdy" - we may have to be prepared for "frump".

I wonder how pre-sales of the book are doing.

I'm off to the shed to look for a deckchair from which to witness the literal suffering and trauma.

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put him in the microwave until his bill withers.

Give 'em a chance😁. They can only do one thing at a time (multi-tasking has not yet been taught in training, they are still using the Cressida Dick How To Bury Your Incompetent Head In The Sand While The Crap Hits The Fan police training handbook).

Don't worry, they'll come back for you later today......