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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming

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ArabellaScott · 21/12/2023 19:42

Dawn Butler's called the polis on us! Quick everyone, namechange and look busy.

https://twitter.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1737853431413657806

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
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RainWithSunnySpells · 22/12/2023 11:03

Right! That's it!

No more wrapping presents, I'm sewing prison arrows on my clothes now. It's a time honoured femanist tradition after all.

I might do sparkly arrows... it is Xmas after all and I don't want to let the Mumsnet Massive down when we are all bundled into a van and carted off.

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
HoneyButterPopcorn · 22/12/2023 11:04

Could this just be a ploy to get loads of police overtime booked?

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MargotBamborough · 22/12/2023 11:11

'We specifically disallow hate speech and deliberately inflammatory posts and we have an active moderation team who respond, on average in under an hour, to complaints about posts.

'It's somewhat ironic that Ms Butler chose to post her attack on Mumsnet on X (formerly Twitter) which regularly hosts comments that wouldn't last a moment on Mumsnet and where the moderation is light touch at best.

'We see this kind of double standard a lot and I'm beginning to wonder if it might be because Mumsnet is the only major platform dominated by women's voices.'

Nice one, Justine.

NewtonPulsifer · 22/12/2023 11:11

When are we going to get Ross Kemp to come down to Mumsnet Towers to do a documentary on our evil gang?

It is a pity it is too late to get Caught By The Fuzz by Supergrass to number 1 for Christmas.

BrendasIronSledge · 22/12/2023 11:15

“It says here Dawn, that you once reported the whole of Mumsnet to the Metropolitan Police for criticising yourself as a politician. How did you get to that? And how did it make you feel?

https://twitter.com/mocent0/status/1738140986511937551

https://twitter.com/mocent0/status/1738140986511937551

fayfay68 · 22/12/2023 11:19

Are lurkers allowed to join the chain gang? Have knitting needles, will poke.

(quiet but loyal lurker since son and daughter - soz Dawn my ‘its’ - have grown and left me to wonder where the blistered nipples went so quickly…)

EasternStandard · 22/12/2023 11:19

MargotBamborough · 22/12/2023 11:11

'We specifically disallow hate speech and deliberately inflammatory posts and we have an active moderation team who respond, on average in under an hour, to complaints about posts.

'It's somewhat ironic that Ms Butler chose to post her attack on Mumsnet on X (formerly Twitter) which regularly hosts comments that wouldn't last a moment on Mumsnet and where the moderation is light touch at best.

'We see this kind of double standard a lot and I'm beginning to wonder if it might be because Mumsnet is the only major platform dominated by women's voices.'

Nice one, Justine.

Agree

I knew it’d get into the DM

Mn is a tea party compared to the hatred elsewhere, usually from men.

We just say no and many invested in gender ideology lose it.

PronounssheRa · 22/12/2023 11:21

Well said Justine 👏

I wonder if we will be having MN webchats with Labour MPs in the run up to the GE? I for one can't wait!

CandyLeBonBon · 22/12/2023 11:27

PronounssheRa · 22/12/2023 11:21

Well said Justine 👏

I wonder if we will be having MN webchats with Labour MPs in the run up to the GE? I for one can't wait!

I think it would be rude not to!

RoyalWhoDidYouSayNooneOfthatNameHereOfficer · 22/12/2023 11:28

“It says here Dawn, that you once reported the whole of Mumsnet to the Metropolitan Police for criticising yourself as a politician. How did you get to that? And how did it make you feel?

I notice that a lot of people see Mumsnet as a single entity - a sort of multi-headed hydra in which the thousands of different women all share the same opinion. There's a screenshot going round Twitter at moment of an offensive post someone wrote on Mumsnet about SEND children, and this is presented as evidence of Mumsnet being fascist, bigoted etc (the usual).

It's as if they have difficulty grasping that lots of people post on Mumsnet, and they have different views. These people would never dream of screenshotting a tweet and claiming that it represents the views of a monolith called Twitter (or X).

It's very telling about the way women are seen - not as individuals with their own opinions but as a single shrieking monster.

Soubriquet · 22/12/2023 11:32

I’m gonna live up to my name now as animal sex facts woman…and say, did you know, when a female sloth is ready to mate, she doesn’t bother seeking a male. She just stays in her tree and screams until a male comes and finds her

arethereanyleftatall · 22/12/2023 11:34

RainWithSunnySpells · 22/12/2023 11:03

Right! That's it!

No more wrapping presents, I'm sewing prison arrows on my clothes now. It's a time honoured femanist tradition after all.

I might do sparkly arrows... it is Xmas after all and I don't want to let the Mumsnet Massive down when we are all bundled into a van and carted off.

I'm going with something like this I think. With maybe longer boots instead.

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
HoneyButterPopcorn · 22/12/2023 11:35

Right gang. I’ve got shit to do…

Let me know when the balloon goes up.

Have my new Christmas PJs packed.

Christmas presents All wrapped.

Have written out instructions for cooking turkey.

Have put in the sprouts for Christmas lunch ( I know it’s a bit late but I’ve been busy baking cakes with files in them).

ArabellaScott · 22/12/2023 11:35

NewtonPulsifer · 22/12/2023 11:11

When are we going to get Ross Kemp to come down to Mumsnet Towers to do a documentary on our evil gang?

It is a pity it is too late to get Caught By The Fuzz by Supergrass to number 1 for Christmas.

I vote for 'It wasn't me' by Shaggy.

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creepin' with the mums next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
bangin' on the bathroom floor

Shaggy It Wasn't Me (Official Music Video) (uncensored)

It Wasn't Me (Official Music Video) (uncensored)Single by Shaggy featuring Rikrokfrom the album Hot ShotReleased September 21, 2000Format CD single, cassette...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_x6QmuJdms

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PronounssheRa · 22/12/2023 11:36

Soubriquet · 22/12/2023 11:32

I’m gonna live up to my name now as animal sex facts woman…and say, did you know, when a female sloth is ready to mate, she doesn’t bother seeking a male. She just stays in her tree and screams until a male comes and finds her

Sloths are my spirit animal. Bloody love the lazy little buggers

HoneyButterPopcorn · 22/12/2023 11:37

Oooo are we doing a mix tape?

My vote is for Fun Boy 3 - the lunatics have taken over the asylum (aaaaaa-ummmmmm)

CandyLeBonBon · 22/12/2023 11:40

Soubriquet · 22/12/2023 11:32

I’m gonna live up to my name now as animal sex facts woman…and say, did you know, when a female sloth is ready to mate, she doesn’t bother seeking a male. She just stays in her tree and screams until a male comes and finds her

I mean, who doesn't?

Gasp0deTheW0nderPOLICED0g · 22/12/2023 11:45

I identify as a coward so I have defected to the other side. Also ...

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 22/12/2023 11:48

Live footage of the first arrest ...

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
HoneyButterPopcorn · 22/12/2023 11:49

That’s going to be one hell of a big van

NotBadConsidering · 22/12/2023 11:53

Gasp0deTheW0nderPOLICED0g · 22/12/2023 11:45

I identify as a coward so I have defected to the other side. Also ...

“Go, offer yourself to him, it’s you he wants!”

Withnail was a terrible coward!🤣

Soubriquet · 22/12/2023 11:56

Sea urchins are hermaphrodites. So how did they mate? Well, they would battle with their penises, so literal penis swords, and the loser is the one who is mated to carry on the next lot of babies

EverythingLouderThanEverythingElse · 22/12/2023 11:57

Well I'm deeply disappointed. I've been waiting in all morning, I'd even baked some fresh mince pies for him, and he's still not arrested me. Felix where are you?

Thanks to the Mumsnet Christmas bargain threads I'd actually just bought a lock-picking set, good timing!

RhannionKPSS · 22/12/2023 11:57

Will the Met have enough police vans for all of us? What with all the police cuts and all…maybe Lesbian Nan will offer to help round us up…😀

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