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Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming

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ArabellaScott · 21/12/2023 19:42

Dawn Butler's called the polis on us! Quick everyone, namechange and look busy.

https://twitter.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1737853431413657806

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
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CandyLeBonBon · 22/12/2023 10:07

Soubriquet · 22/12/2023 10:05

WHY DID I CLICK?! You rotten bother

Halo
Sazzasez · 22/12/2023 10:07

For the recipe boards: how to bake a cake with a file & rope ladder in.

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ArabellaScott · 22/12/2023 10:09

Kites are Mando! I'm a Fish but I have Grapes! And I'm not Dry Snitching but I seen the other Mumsnetters smuggling Tunnocks!

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TWETMIRF · 22/12/2023 10:14

It's ok, I hear there's a campervan we can hide in. Just park it on a driveway somewhere, maybe Scotland?

CandyLeBonBon · 22/12/2023 10:14

@ArabellaScott has the keys for sure. It's no Cadillac job though - so careful you don't get hit with a bid in the hole.

SabrinaThwaite · 22/12/2023 10:15

Careful with all that duck talk, we don’t want to be accused of being anatidaephobes on top of all of our other thought crimes, do we now?

Giggorata · 22/12/2023 10:20

How can I get a photo taken for Style and Beauty? Stomping around in my Bonaru and Brogans.
Not to mention mah new blue quiche tattooo.

DialSquare · 22/12/2023 10:22

What do you call a duck in prison?

Duck l'orange

I'll also get my coat.

NoBinturongsHereMate · 22/12/2023 10:26

RethinkingLife · 22/12/2023 07:27

See if they keep their shoes on, despite the Paddington stare, you might just need to keep the Romba on an extra-long setting.

Especially if you're serving biscuits or a Protestant traybake, not that they deserve a choice.

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They're going to be flummoxed when they get to me. Two boxes of protestant traybakes, but the toaster out on the counter as naked as the day it was born.

The other remarkable thing about ducks' penises is that white ducks have bright orange ones.

DennisNoelKavanaghOffTwitter · 22/12/2023 10:27

I Hive baan seent hire by Down Batler!

PurpleSparkledPixie · 22/12/2023 10:28

I'm bored of running around and trying to find a good hiding place so I think I will stay right here and wait for them. Although based on past experiences of others I might not take a shower until they've been. They do like to seemingly wait until a woman is undressed...

HoneyButterPopcorn · 22/12/2023 10:30

I was only passing by. I don’t know any of these people. I have a turkey to roast ffs.

And sorry for first mentioning the giraffes. I feel quite queasy about them now. In my defence - Dawn started it. An advertisement for more money (for education) in schools if ever I met one.

JanglingJack · 22/12/2023 10:31

I'm quaking in my socks.

HoneyButterPopcorn · 22/12/2023 10:34

Feh. I have a tonne of laundry and ironing to do. I’ve go no time for this Labour nonsense.

isn’t just me or does this (Laboir going off the rails) happen every Christmas?

Giggorata · 22/12/2023 10:35

NoBinturongsHereMate · 22/12/2023 10:26

They're going to be flummoxed when they get to me. Two boxes of protestant traybakes, but the toaster out on the counter as naked as the day it was born.

The other remarkable thing about ducks' penises is that white ducks have bright orange ones.

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How do you know?

puts a new slant on duck a l'orange…

DrivingonIce · 22/12/2023 10:35

RocketPanda · 22/12/2023 08:33

Actual stroke not a wanking reference. One can't be too certain on this thread.

Genuine chuckle at that one!

HoneyButterPopcorn · 22/12/2023 10:35

Eoooowww

WarriorN · 22/12/2023 10:40

Spero · 22/12/2023 09:52

Just commenting so I can be arrested and give some really, really, really long answers in my interview.

Hope they include the contested belief that weetabix needs hot milk.

DrivingonIce · 22/12/2023 10:41

To save us all from Santa's pow'r

There you go, Arabella, fixed it for you.

LenaLamont · 22/12/2023 10:42

I bloody love you lot, this has been just the antidote to Christmas stress I needed

WarriorN · 22/12/2023 10:42

IT AINT MY CAMPERVAN.

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Justabaker · 22/12/2023 10:57
Plain Sight Soldier GIF

I'm off to hide in Waitrose. They'll never find me.

SabrinaThwaite · 22/12/2023 10:59

ArabellaScott · 22/12/2023 10:52

I saw that too, but I thought it was a wee bit early in the morning for duck porn Blush

NoBinturongsHereMate · 22/12/2023 11:01

How do you know?

Had a pet drake. He liked to get it out. Especially in the presence of a fluffy slipper.

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