Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming

[ArabellaScott]

Dawn Butler's called the polis on us! Quick everyone, namechange and look busy.

https://twitter.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1737853431413657806

Morning, am I too late to be arrested? I've only just spotted this thread because I was busy alphebetising my 50 shades of wanking books and it took ages!! I've never met a rozzer close up before and it's on my bucket list. Ta (excited).

I shall provide anyone that needs it, a safe house. The police aren't interested in anything that happens here (took them a week to respond to a break-in at the local Co-Op), so no chance of them coming out here for a good few weeks. Plenty of time to get the barricades up.

Imagine the childcare arrangements needed to arrest us all. Our husbands will have to ‘babysit’ the kids again.

I've had a stroke, can I raise one hand a wiggle the other in a non threatening fashion?

Actual stroke not a wanking reference. One can't be too certain on this thread.

Well, I know, but wouldn’t that put you off drinking whatever was in the bottle?

You'd think so wouldn't you @EmpressaurusOfCats but if my years on Mumsnet have taught me anything, it's taught me to put on my big girl pants and power through. I'll not let a bit of duck dick ruin my Christmas tipple

Jesus, Rocket. Thanks for clarifying.

That put me right off my porridge.

Police Artists impression of the nasty perps on MN.

I'll not let a bit of duck dick ruin my Christmas tipple

Say that after a few sherries.

Ew not corked but completely ducked.

Bloody hell that's a dead ringer for me!

The whole of mumsnet...

THIS IS A DAWN RAID!

A DAWN BUTLER RAID!

(Oh alright, I'll stop and get my coat lol)

After everything it's too risky a game to play. I wouldn't know whether I was coming or going.

Keep up, Dennis. We've already done the "Dawn Raid" joke.

And not just childcare. I’m going to have to bring the kittens. They’ll be no bother, I expect they’ll climb in & out through the bars as they feel like it & play with all the confiscated shoelaces.

I’ve been up since daybreak, trying to salve my conscience at using the old ‘not wanting to wake up at the crack of dawn’ joke on the FWR pages.

Im going to be the outcast in prison aren’t I?

Porridge?!? Is that some kind of code to tell us you're in the slammer already?

Anyone rich here that could help with bail?

I don’t have the energy to write lists for everyone while I’m gone…

now it's just 'call em all nazis and report to Prevent'.

Sue Pascoe's reported WPUK to Prevent before, iirc.

SP tweeted this claim about the WPUK and made a report to the UK Prevent police terrorism unit (further discussion in that thread)?

www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/3361150-Dr-Nicola-Williams-on-BBC2-at-10-15-Victoria-Live?page=7&reply=80912436

Search engine string: site:mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights "sue pascoe"

I'm not one for conspiracies but.....R4 are doing a piece on Edelweiss and the Von Trapps just now.

She's completely insane. People aren't allowed to have opinions now?

Bless you all, you Bloody Brilliant Women, for an entertaining thread. Giraffes 🦒 included. And self-wanking hedgehogs.

Dawn is, and always has been, a bit dim.

I wish you all a Bloody Brilliant Christmas. 😂

🧐

I've got some chocolate coins that I was saving for the kids' stockings?