Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming

[ArabellaScott]

Dawn Butler's called the polis on us! Quick everyone, namechange and look busy.

https://twitter.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1737853431413657806

Bet they’re serious. Prevent for saying humans can’t change sex

Glad to see thread still going. Dawn what a blunder

Maybe hoping it’ll hit 20 pages and go away.. but then again

Glad I name changed.... 🤣

Since we’re all Literal Nazis, according to Twitter, Godwin’s Law is redundant at this juncture.

Now, this here matter of duck sex. Is this the thing about duck penises being…erm…unusually shaped?

Or is it better to just take the fake passports and make a break for the border?

You should have your Go Bag with this in ready behind the plaster board ready to go in 30 seconds!

I’m worried now, I think we’ve collectively neglected a preparation thread for going on the lam😲😬.

Necessities for a FWR Go Bag:

Passports, fake x2
Stickers
Ribbon for bench drop communication signalling
Merkin for disguise

Anything else?

Well, I'm not sure about this plan of theirs. We had No Debate, we've had Drag Nannies, then we had Scottish Whoosh, and now it's just 'call em all nazis and report to Prevent'.

I'll give it 2 out of ten, lads.

I think they're running out of ideas.

Morning future cellmates!

I have been waiting for the Met’s thought police to arrive. I even got a stunt pineapple for my fruit bowl should there be a photo of the moment of my arrest.

i am concerned that my mugshot won’t be my best look, as I am nursing Sellotaper’s
Lip from wrapping presents.

I like that Mnhq tweeted Dawn, I bet they’re laughing at increased publicity

Quick head count.

I hear you're a nazi now father.

Dawn really should have tagged LesbianNana, we'd have all been sprayed. I've decided to use prison for developing my crotchet skills should anyone be feeling the chill and need a shawl or a nifty hat.

On the topic of mating cat sex is absolutely awful. The males have a barbed penis so that the females can't get away.

@EmpressaurusOfCats well let's just say that if we have a duck, we won't need to bring a corkscrew! 😳

Looks like Tom (whose tweet Dawn quoted) has deleted his account...

Were the nasty wims mean to you, Tom?

RIGHT YOU 'ORRIBLE LOT OF MUMS!

NO BODY MOVE!!!!

HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE EM!

YES YOU ARE BEING UNREASONABLE!

YOU'RE ALL NICKED!!!

They’re here!

Shit. I'm in my baffies!

I just hope none of the officers steps into the buckets by my front door (bloody Pia and her high winds coming from the entirely wrong direction for my poor dormer windows). I don't want them to think I put up water traps for them.

So sad that Dawn Butler is scoring cheap, and silly, shots off such a tragic case and removing the emphasis from where it should be on the sad, premature ending of a life.

I'm saying nuffin

Just go no comment cell mates.

I am actually part of the Von Mumsnet family singers. Which way are the Alps again?
Not trying to escape the Nazis, just want to be nearer the Lindt.

V disappointed that not a single officer has appeared with his battering ram at dawn 😮‍💨

Operation Edelweiss. You're escaping disguised as a lonely goatherd. Collect your lederhosen over here and don't forget your secret yodel>>>

No dawn raid round here.

Really need to get the big shop done - is it safe to go out into society today? Might get DH to smuggle me out to the car under a blanket in case the riot vans are parked up at the end of the street. He won't look suspicious will he?

I’m not a mother, officer. Can I go now, only I’ve got a Waitrose order to collect?

Operation Edelweiss

😂

Well, I know, but wouldn’t that put you off drinking whatever was in the bottle?

Well this is a delight to wake up to. Will a few days in the nick get me put of wrapping Christmas presents?

I'll need to be back home for Christmas though, DH is forrin and can't be trusted to get things right. I'm afraid I'll need to dob a few of you in, in return for my freedom. Soz.

Fake moustache, surely?