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Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming

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ArabellaScott · 21/12/2023 19:42

Dawn Butler's called the polis on us! Quick everyone, namechange and look busy.

https://twitter.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1737853431413657806

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
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CandyLeBonBon · 22/12/2023 00:53

At least no one has invoked Godwin's law yet...or have they? 🧐

SarcasmAndCoffee · 22/12/2023 00:55

ArabellaScott · 21/12/2023 19:42

Dawn Butler's called the polis on us! Quick everyone, namechange and look busy.

https://twitter.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1737853431413657806

Nasty viscous and inhuman? Finally we meet the criteria to become a politician

IcakethereforeIamInnocent · 22/12/2023 01:04

quantumbutterfly · 22/12/2023 00:53

If anyone wants to help me dig a moat I plan to fill it with jelly, custard and sprinkles.
Foolish people deserve to be trifled with.

I'll help. Before I'm taken into custardy.

Babla · 22/12/2023 01:08

😂

NeighbourhoodWatchPotholeDivision · 22/12/2023 01:29

IcakethereforeIamInnocent · 22/12/2023 01:04

I'll help. Before I'm taken into custardy.

If you minced your words, you might yet remain free

NotBadConsidering · 22/12/2023 01:50

What a brilliant thread 😆😆

stealtheatingtunnocks · 22/12/2023 02:03

Is anyone this fool’s constituent? Please hold a hustings when the time comes. Ask about her feelings about naice ham, biscuit favouritism and gay giraffes. And put it on YouTube

EdithStourton · 22/12/2023 02:37

SerafinasGoose · 21/12/2023 22:54

You ain't seen me, right?

On a side note, when I read someone named Butler had threatened to report Mumsnet to the police, for one uncanny moment I thought you were all talking about Judith... 🤯

Ditto!
I've been spending an insomniac night staring at the dark and missing all the fun!

Winnading · 22/12/2023 04:39

RocketPanda · 21/12/2023 21:02

What have you fuckers done now? Did you think thoughts or utter words?

You can all stay at my house as long as you don't mind a few animals and an overly social donkey.

I'm just coming over for the donkey. My favourite animals next to support dogs, cats, gay giraffes.

I don't need to hide away from the rozzers, cos I dindunuffin see.

EmpressaurusOfCats · 22/12/2023 05:49

murasaki · 21/12/2023 22:45

I don't think we need orange, I think our own clothes will do. But will they not arrest me if I'm not wearing proper WOMANLY clothes to show my womanliness? I suspect it's a bit cold in prison and I'd like jeans and a jumper please.

I think we should all take our sturdy pyjamas.

Also, can I bring the kittens? It’s a bit short notice to sort a cat sitter.

EmpressaurusOfCats · 22/12/2023 05:51

CandyLeBonBon · 22/12/2023 00:15

I'm not going to post a picture and you can't make me

That’s a point. Who’s bringing the corkscrew? Because I’m not trying to open bottles with a drake’s dick.

guinnessguzzler · 22/12/2023 06:04

Everyone calm down! Once the bizzies have rounded us up, it really won't take long for Humza to individually assess and proclaim each of us as not 'at it' ... just leave your pink leggings at home and you'll be fine.

dunBle · 22/12/2023 06:48

Catsanfan · 22/12/2023 00:19

Where on earth are kent police? How rude, I have been expecting you all evening

Probably stuck on the M20 somewhere.

ThreeLocusts · 22/12/2023 07:00

IcakethereforeIamInnocent · 22/12/2023 01:04

I'll help. Before I'm taken into custardy.

You win. May your punning stand you in good stead in gaol.

TeaMistress · 22/12/2023 07:09

SarcasmAndCoffee · 22/12/2023 00:55

Nasty viscous and inhuman? Finally we meet the criteria to become a politician

This. A Labour politician has the absolute fucking gall to refer to other women as "Nasty, vicious and inhumane". Dawn the Dim needs to take a long hard look at herself and her politics before she dares throw those kind of stones at other women. Labour hate women. They want to silence women. Dawn hates women speaking up about biological fact.

PronounssheRa · 22/12/2023 07:10

Morning.

Anyone nicked yet?

RhymesWithOrange · 22/12/2023 07:20

I'm assuming that everyone is posting from their burner phones while hiding in their priest's holes? Or is it better to just take the fake passports and make a break for the border?

If we do go on the run together can we organise our secret hideaway according to strict Mumsnet protocols?

Ground floor: Mners with toilet brushes
First floor: Mners without toilet brushes

RethinkingLife · 22/12/2023 07:27

ArabellaScott · 21/12/2023 23:23

Oh, that's them the now. Glad I had that Ring doorbell fitted. I'll just send the robot hoover round before I go and answer it.

See if they keep their shoes on, despite the Paddington stare, you might just need to keep the Romba on an extra-long setting.

Especially if you're serving biscuits or a Protestant traybake, not that they deserve a choice.

CandyLeBonBon · 22/12/2023 07:29

Just make sure you all hide your penis beakers when they arrive. Can you imagine the shame of having it taken in as evidence...

BlackeyedSusan · 22/12/2023 07:34

PronounssheRa · 21/12/2023 20:13

Yup

Giraffes? Surely it's the none breeding giant pandas?

Wetandhorrible · 22/12/2023 07:34

PotteringPondering · 21/12/2023 22:46

'Pearls, hofficer? What pearls?

Oh these pearls. These pearls is just what we use for clutchin', hofficer.'

I was doing so well catching up on this till this post,and then the hysterical giggles crept out. Thank God I'm alone on the train,or I could be done for abetting such dangers to polite society.

Ritasueandbobtoo9 · 22/12/2023 07:39

Dawn,

Dawn, Dawn,Dawn Dawn,
why do you hate women so?
Dawn, Dawn, Dawn, Dawn,
where do you want use all to go?
Dawn, Dawn, Dawn, Dawn,
we have a voice, don’t you know?
Dawn, Dawn, Dawn, Dawn,
reasoned debate is not your foe.

Merry Christmas Rita, Defender of women and reasoned discussion.

ArabellaScott · 22/12/2023 07:45

Is this tweet calling us neo nazis from a parody account?

Or is this actually the latest Fiendish Plan from the twitterers who are enraged at women talking freely amongst themselves?

Call us all nazis and demand we are arrested and also a cutted up pear?

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
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EmpressaurusOfCats · 22/12/2023 07:49

I think India W was shouting about nazis at some point.
Just after realising MN wasn’t full of cuddly mummies.

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