Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming

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Dawn Butler's called the polis on us! Quick everyone, namechange and look busy.

https://twitter.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1737853431413657806

At least no one has invoked Godwin's law yet...or have they? 🧐

Nasty viscous and inhuman? Finally we meet the criteria to become a politician

I'll help. Before I'm taken into custardy.

😂

If you minced your words, you might yet remain free

What a brilliant thread 😆😆

Is anyone this fool’s constituent? Please hold a hustings when the time comes. Ask about her feelings about naice ham, biscuit favouritism and gay giraffes. And put it on YouTube

Ditto!
I've been spending an insomniac night staring at the dark and missing all the fun!

I'm just coming over for the donkey. My favourite animals next to support dogs, cats, gay giraffes.

I don't need to hide away from the rozzers, cos I dindunuffin see.

I think we should all take our sturdy pyjamas.

Also, can I bring the kittens? It’s a bit short notice to sort a cat sitter.

That’s a point. Who’s bringing the corkscrew? Because I’m not trying to open bottles with a drake’s dick.

Everyone calm down! Once the bizzies have rounded us up, it really won't take long for Humza to individually assess and proclaim each of us as not 'at it' ... just leave your pink leggings at home and you'll be fine.

I ain’t saying nuthin’ because my memory ain’t so great, but it can occasionally have moments of clarity…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nTh9qpzhunE&pp=ygUOTmFrZWQgZ3VuIGRvY2s%3D

Probably stuck on the M20 somewhere.

You win. May your punning stand you in good stead in gaol.

This. A Labour politician has the absolute fucking gall to refer to other women as "Nasty, vicious and inhumane". Dawn the Dim needs to take a long hard look at herself and her politics before she dares throw those kind of stones at other women. Labour hate women. They want to silence women. Dawn hates women speaking up about biological fact.

Morning.

Anyone nicked yet?

I'm assuming that everyone is posting from their burner phones while hiding in their priest's holes? Or is it better to just take the fake passports and make a break for the border?

If we do go on the run together can we organise our secret hideaway according to strict Mumsnet protocols?

Ground floor: Mners with toilet brushes
First floor: Mners without toilet brushes

See if they keep their shoes on, despite the Paddington stare, you might just need to keep the Romba on an extra-long setting.

Especially if you're serving biscuits or a Protestant traybake, not that they deserve a choice.

Just make sure you all hide your penis beakers when they arrive. Can you imagine the shame of having it taken in as evidence...

Giraffes? Surely it's the none breeding giant pandas?

I was doing so well catching up on this till this post,and then the hysterical giggles crept out. Thank God I'm alone on the train,or I could be done for abetting such dangers to polite society.

Dawn,

Dawn, Dawn,Dawn Dawn,
why do you hate women so?
Dawn, Dawn, Dawn, Dawn,
where do you want use all to go?
Dawn, Dawn, Dawn, Dawn,
we have a voice, don’t you know?
Dawn, Dawn, Dawn, Dawn,
reasoned debate is not your foe.

Merry Christmas Rita, Defender of women and reasoned discussion.

Is this tweet calling us neo nazis from a parody account?

Or is this actually the latest Fiendish Plan from the twitterers who are enraged at women talking freely amongst themselves?

Call us all nazis and demand we are arrested and also a cutted up pear?

I think India W was shouting about nazis at some point.
Just after realising MN wasn’t full of cuddly mummies.