Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming

[ArabellaScott]

Dawn Butler's called the polis on us! Quick everyone, namechange and look busy.

https://twitter.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1737853431413657806

https://twitter.com/ExcelPope/status/1737966061981474973?s=19

"I swear, I only logged in to look for a quiche recipe!"

Duck willies are topologically complex 5-dimensional rhombozoids. I think. (absent-mindedly frosts Christmas cake with giraffe semen)

What the fuck would happen to Christmas if all of mumsnet got arrested?

Oh, that's them the now. Glad I had that Ring doorbell fitted. I'll just send the robot hoover round before I go and answer it.

Splitters!!!!!!!!!

We're the absolute front of mumsnet people

"If you don't know what you did, you can't say you're innocent" - paraphrased from The Trial, Franz Kafka

I would just like to apologise to the Scottish Terven. It seems my candid snaps of the last meeting at North Berwick were leaked and, for some completely unfathomable reason, they think we are in league with the devil. It might be the horns, hooves and tail. But I think he should be allowed to chill....

Twitter had lost the plot now!

https://twitter.com/crit_gen/status/1737960147794731458?s=19

I said on the other thread it'd be like the 1975 Icelandic women's strike.

But there will be far too many of us for the police holding cells. Maybe they could overflow into some nice hotels.

I'm confident I can make prison hooch and I'm getting excited about the thought of no work-work, less housework, life admin and childcare.

Orificer, it was me.

There would be a lot of turkeys sat on the counter defrosting and then going off!

I suspect at least a few alcohol suppliers would go out of business?

Is Mr Menno any good at baking?

Oh God, I hope so!

I identify as a hamster, cuffs not small enough for me….scuttles off..

Come, now. Don't exaggerate.

She said 90% of giraffes were gay.

@Alicethroughtheblackmirror Did I not tell you to stop it with the candid snaps. My wings eyebrows look dreadfully uncombed!

Haha

😂😂

And it weren't me either, officer. I wasn't there, 'cos I recognise myself, so I know I wasn't there.

#JeSuisMumsnet

Oh God, I hope so!

I'm pleased to confirm it. 90% of all giraffes are, apparently.

I think this thread has certainly put to bed the tiresome 'humourless feminists' trope. Thanks for the laffs. Once again, it's funny, but it's not. Like so much, these days.

Hello advertisers? Increased stream of views on mumsnet you say? Sudden surge of people directed to the site? No, no, nothing to see here. Just us nasty vicious inhumane people mums prepping for takeover xmas and whatnot.

This should have been aired in AIBU, first. We could have saved her the bother.

The answer being ‘yes, very.’

Genius 😂