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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming

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ArabellaScott · 21/12/2023 19:42

Dawn Butler's called the polis on us! Quick everyone, namechange and look busy.

https://twitter.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1737853431413657806

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
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Brightandbubly · 21/12/2023 23:52

What’s going to happen to all the uncooked turkeys?

IcakethereforeIamInnocent · 21/12/2023 23:56

IdidntseeanythingandIamnotBoiledbeetle · 21/12/2023 23:27

Ooh! I'll play

Star Trek into Mumsnet

Ereshkigalangcleg · 21/12/2023 23:57

Mumsnet Hard

Mumsnet Harder

NameChangingGame · 22/12/2023 00:00

Dear all the posters with useless DHs who can’t possibly look after the DC by themselves ( Big Job, Big Hobby, yadda yadda)

Forget the spa weekend.

Your time has come. Enjoy the break!

(Bonus - it’s Christmas so you can avoid the ILs too 😀)

IdidntseeanythingandIamnotBoiledbeetle · 22/12/2023 00:00

Sigh.

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
goodthinking99 · 22/12/2023 00:01

It's getting quite late, and there's been no polis at the door yet. Maybe it'll be a Dawn raid.

I'll get my coat...

Datun · 22/12/2023 00:01

Oh that's hilarious.

I take it the 'go well' was silent?

Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming
Ramblingnamechanger · 22/12/2023 00:02

Definitely time our a Spartacus moment indeed, Hilarious thread thank you all.

Ramblingnamechanger · 22/12/2023 00:03

Oops ,,,time for….

Ereshkigalangcleg · 22/12/2023 00:03

Oh look it's one of the million boring thinkpieces by a perky middle class libfem about why we boring old mums should know our limits and stick to rating prams or whatever and not try to speak about controversial topics like the gold standard

Ereshkigalangcleg · 22/12/2023 00:04

I take it the 'go well' was silent?

Haha yes Grin well played MNHQ Wine

Ereshkigalangcleg · 22/12/2023 00:05

Glad The Anointed Queen of Mumsnet @Datun is here.

IdidntseeanythingandIamnotBoiledbeetle · 22/12/2023 00:05

IcakethereforeIamInnocent · 21/12/2023 23:56

Ooh! I'll play

Star Trek into Mumsnet

Mine was the Mumsnet Escape

Merida46 · 22/12/2023 00:06

Dawn Butler believes that babies are born without a sex therefore she is an imbecile and best ignored.

EeesandWhizz · 22/12/2023 00:07

And this is why the neighbours simply must replace their tacky christmas lights with something more tasteful such as a warm white. Everytime their coloured flashing monstrosities flash blue I'm reaching for my coat and my solicitors' telephone number.

duc748 · 22/12/2023 00:07

And the worst of it is, you can't vote for idiots like that, can you?

Cazza43 · 22/12/2023 00:08
Ming Na Wen GIF by The Roku Channel

Who me?

Datun · 22/12/2023 00:08

Ereshkigalangcleg · 22/12/2023 00:05

Glad The Anointed Queen of Mumsnet @Datun is here.

I've been nominated for toothbrush duty. If anyone knows who the cheese monitor is, can I swap?

NewtonPulsifer · 22/12/2023 00:09

Look Dawn, no one likes a grass. All we were doing was driving to Barnard Castle to test our eyesight. Nowt wrong with that.

Ereshkigalangcleg · 22/12/2023 00:09

And this is why the neighbours simply must replace their tacky christmas lights with something more tasteful such as a warm white. Everytime their coloured flashing monstrosities flash blue I'm reaching for my coat and my solicitors' telephone number.

Quite!

IdidntseeanythingandIamnotBoiledbeetle · 22/12/2023 00:10

Datun · 22/12/2023 00:08

I've been nominated for toothbrush duty. If anyone knows who the cheese monitor is, can I swap?

Erm... Nope!

IdidntseeanythingandIamnotBoiledbeetle · 22/12/2023 00:10

But I can offer you some nice stilton!

Ereshkigalangcleg · 22/12/2023 00:10

Aren't you the teacake monitor, @IdidntseeanythingandIamnotBoiledbeetle ?

Datun · 22/12/2023 00:12

Honestly. Reporting a parenting website to the bloody police.

I've heard it all. There's no such thing as sex, but giraffes are gay, and please go and arrest mumsnet. Like all of it. Go ON.

Justine must be snorting into her cocoa this evening.

IdidntseeanythingandIamnotBoiledbeetle · 22/12/2023 00:12

Ereshkigalangcleg · 22/12/2023 00:10

Aren't you the teacake monitor, @IdidntseeanythingandIamnotBoiledbeetle ?

No, that's my sister Boiledbeetle

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