Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming

[ArabellaScott]

Dawn Butler's called the polis on us! Quick everyone, namechange and look busy.

https://twitter.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1737853431413657806

What’s going to happen to all the uncooked turkeys?

Ooh! I'll play

Star Trek into Mumsnet

Mumsnet Hard

Mumsnet Harder

Dear all the posters with useless DHs who can’t possibly look after the DC by themselves ( Big Job, Big Hobby, yadda yadda)

Forget the spa weekend.

Your time has come. Enjoy the break!

(Bonus - it’s Christmas so you can avoid the ILs too 😀)

Sigh.

It's getting quite late, and there's been no polis at the door yet. Maybe it'll be a Dawn raid.

I'll get my coat...

Oh that's hilarious.

I take it the 'go well' was silent?

Definitely time our a Spartacus moment indeed, Hilarious thread thank you all.

Oops ,,,time for….

Oh look it's one of the million boring thinkpieces by a perky middle class libfem about why we boring old mums should know our limits and stick to rating prams or whatever and not try to speak about controversial topics like the gold standard

I take it the 'go well' was silent?

Haha yes well played MNHQ

Glad The Anointed Queen of Mumsnet @Datun is here.

Mine was the Mumsnet Escape

Dawn Butler believes that babies are born without a sex therefore she is an imbecile and best ignored.

And this is why the neighbours simply must replace their tacky christmas lights with something more tasteful such as a warm white. Everytime their coloured flashing monstrosities flash blue I'm reaching for my coat and my solicitors' telephone number.

And the worst of it is, you can't vote for idiots like that, can you?

Who me?

I've been nominated for toothbrush duty. If anyone knows who the cheese monitor is, can I swap?

Look Dawn, no one likes a grass. All we were doing was driving to Barnard Castle to test our eyesight. Nowt wrong with that.

And this is why the neighbours simply must replace their tacky christmas lights with something more tasteful such as a warm white. Everytime their coloured flashing monstrosities flash blue I'm reaching for my coat and my solicitors' telephone number.

Quite!

Erm... Nope!

But I can offer you some nice stilton!

Aren't you the teacake monitor, @IdidntseeanythingandIamnotBoiledbeetle ?

Honestly. Reporting a parenting website to the bloody police.

I've heard it all. There's no such thing as sex, but giraffes are gay, and please go and arrest mumsnet. Like all of it. Go ON.

Justine must be snorting into her cocoa this evening.

No, that's my sister Boiledbeetle