Everyone scarper, the rozzers are coming

[ArabellaScott]

Dawn Butler's called the polis on us! Quick everyone, namechange and look busy.

https://twitter.com/DawnButlerBrent/status/1737853431413657806

If we end up in Terf prison, all we need is a file in a lemon drizzle cake...

I quite like orange as an accessory….. and it is cheery on dark nights.

I truly believe my identity must be respected.

Therefore I identify as innocent.

Oh hello. I was thinking earlier that this reminds me of the thread about sea otters shagging baby seals to death.

Just think there's two bods at GCHQ desperately trying to work out and decide the secret messages being passed around on MN about the next organised operation.

They are trying to work out what the heck the word giraffe is code for.

The police are going to have to read and understand this thread.
Then work out which accounts belong to each member of the group of 6.

Not me of course, I'm innocent guvner.

And grown up seals fuck penguins.

Are we moving on to ducks next?

You ain't seen me, right?

On a side note, when I read someone named Butler had threatened to report Mumsnet to the police, for one uncanny moment I thought you were all talking about Judith... 🤯

Giraffes were my grandmother's favourite animal. I'm actually quite glad she didn't live to see any of this.

‘Twas four nights before Christmas and all through Mumsnet
Brave rights hoarding dinosaurs awaited arrest
They plotted disguises and escape maps with care
With expectation that Dawn's Dibble soon would be there
Their children were nestled all snug in their beds
While provisions were packed for a stay
with The Feds

Article 10 of the 1998 Human Rights Act protects our right to freedom of expression: Everyone has the right to freedom of expression. This right shall include freedom to hold opinions and to receive and impart information and ideas without interference by public authority and regardless of frontiers.

Are we moving on to ducks next?
It's only a matter of time.

Ducks are brutal.

Mumsnet: like 4chan but the members have shagged more than zero times.

that last applies to most of the men "monitoring" us on Twitter too

Right. I'm calling Amnesty International. We're political prisoners, imprisoned on this bloody forum, forced to listen to perverse duck wanking propaganda, made to eat massive salads daily, and constantly brainwashed by LTB mantras.

last time I counted up my user names it was over 50, and that was months ago! So that should keep busy for a while!

Ducks are brutal.
What shape is a drake's penis @EmpressaurusOfCats ?

No. Not the ducks! Please not the ducks!

I identify as innocent so I’m fine.

Are we moving on to ducks next?

And then dolphins 😫

Bloody hell, Arabella, you can't seriously think Amnesty International would come and save us - they'd throw away the key.

I have it on good authority that Julie Bindel can pick locks. She says so herself (in The Spectator), so it must be true. She picked the lock of her Gran's cabinet to drink the 'sherry' that was in the decanter in said cupboard. Pity the sherry turned out to be cold tea. Never mind.

Is Julie here?

I can do a Yale. But not a mortice. Can anyone do a mortice?

I tell you I didn't do it, cos I wasn't there
Don't blame me it just isn't fair....

Men are NEVER women. Come get me.

I suspect it's a bit cold in prison and I'd like jeans and a jumper please.

A nice cardi and some woolly socks will do the trick nicely. Don’t forget a sensible vest.