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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Tunnocks Thread 2

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 16:13

The question asked in Thread 1 has still not been answered satisfactorily, and so the quest continues to discover which side of the fence Tunnocks are on or whether they are in fact sat atop the fence throwing Snowballls and Tea cakes at both sides.

I have no idea where the link below will send you. hopefully to the original thread and at the start, but it could be a completely different thread half way through. I'm too full of sugar to concentrate properly!

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4847033-tunnocks?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

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Boiledbeetle · 04/09/2023 19:37

CervixSampler · 04/09/2023 19:36

I'll have to see this button that exists on the desktop version. It's not on the app.

i don't think anything is on the app!

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Boiledbeetle · 04/09/2023 19:38

you cant see private messages on the app either can you?

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Boiledbeetle · 04/09/2023 19:38

or edit posts? or has that changed yet?

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IcakethereforeIam · 04/09/2023 20:03

Boiledbeetle · 04/09/2023 18:55

checks posts....

yeah VERY VERY lazy!

sulks

Sorry, do I know you?

Boiledbeetle · 04/09/2023 20:04

IcakethereforeIam · 04/09/2023 20:03

Sorry, do I know you?

As a well known poet.....

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JanesLittleGirl · 04/09/2023 20:37

Boiledbeetle · 04/09/2023 20:04

As a well known poet.....

I may end up regretting my earlier post.

Boiledbeetle · 04/09/2023 20:40

JanesLittleGirl · 04/09/2023 20:37

I may end up regretting my earlier post.

As a well known......

OK OK! I'll stop!

Sulks

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CervixSampler · 04/09/2023 20:50

Boiledbeetle Ive just replied, thank you. I'm finally home and got the little one to bed and can read properly now that the sun isn't reflecting off the screen and having to move frequently with the train changes. I'll catch up now while I eat my toast. Homemade bread too 😃

CervixSampler · 04/09/2023 21:07

More from GingerbreadCookieDough on the subject of sexist shot she's subjected to at school. She asked if she was allowed to swear so I assured her it was not only ok but encouraged.

“Roll your skirt down”

Why do you care?
Why does the length of my skirt bother you?
Can you tell me why?

No you can’t. Because if you did, it would prove you’re all just sick paedos who sexualise CHILDREN.

The question is, where do you draw the line? A literal line. The answer is simple. If it’s so short it shows your arse then fair enough, roll it down. But otherwise, what’s the issue? There’s nothing sexual about my legs.
So fuck off :)

It's a subject we often discuss. There's the sexualisation and the view that boys will be distracted or it will invite sexual harassment. Hmm. So are school saying boys can't help themselves and if so why is it for the girls to fix? Why are boys assumed to have no self control? It's insulting to boys but the onus is always on the girls to fix things. Personally I don't want men staring at her on the way to and from school. But that's on them. But then she's vulnerable because she's female and there's no many sick bastards out there. It's all control of women and girls though isn't it. Sexualise legs, shoulders, ankles, whatever then say we need to cover up, it's been going on for thousands of years with mo signs of stopping.

I can edit but I don't read through soon e ouch after to have the option I don't think. I don't get notifications of messages but I get email alerts.

GingerbreadCookieDough · 04/09/2023 21:48

“Roll your skirt down”

Why do you care?
Why does the length of my skirt bother you?
Can you tell me why?

No you can’t. Because if you did, it would prove you’re all just sick paedos who sexualise CHILDREN.

The question is, where do you draw the line? A literal line. The answer is simple. If it’s so short it shows your arse then fair enough, roll it down. But otherwise, what’s the issue? There’s nothing sexual about my legs.
So fuck off :)

Boiledbeetle · 04/09/2023 21:49

Your daughter is ace Cervix. I take it she takes after you!

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JanesLittleGirl · 04/09/2023 22:09

Hmm I've posted this before somewhere. I pulled up DD for the amount of rolling in her skirt. The little minx promptly produced a photo album with a picture of me in a skirt shorter than anything that she has worn. Rock to hide under anyone?

Boiledbeetle · 04/09/2023 22:23

JanesLittleGirl · 04/09/2023 22:09

Hmm I've posted this before somewhere. I pulled up DD for the amount of rolling in her skirt. The little minx promptly produced a photo album with a picture of me in a skirt shorter than anything that she has worn. Rock to hide under anyone?

Ha!!!

My mum regretted telling me all the shit she got up to in high school, but the regret only set in once I got to high school! Seriously I'm my mothers daughter, what did she think was going to happen!!

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CervixSampler · 05/09/2023 07:18

The Tunnocks supply will be replenished today. A much appreciated first day back to school treat.

Boiledbeetle · 05/09/2023 08:12

CervixSampler · 05/09/2023 07:18

The Tunnocks supply will be replenished today. A much appreciated first day back to school treat.

For you presumably, and not the children!!

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CervixSampler · 05/09/2023 18:19

For us all but I bloody forgot! I do have Magnums though.

CervixSampler · 06/09/2023 09:56

Magnums are now shit and half the size. Tunnocks never fail to satisfy. I've finally restocked and look what I've done to make my one bar a day allowance last longer. 10 delicious pieces instead of 4 bites and it's gone. Look how beautiful they are with their layers of gorgeousness.

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Boiledbeetle · 06/09/2023 12:47

CervixSampler · 06/09/2023 09:56

Magnums are now shit and half the size. Tunnocks never fail to satisfy. I've finally restocked and look what I've done to make my one bar a day allowance last longer. 10 delicious pieces instead of 4 bites and it's gone. Look how beautiful they are with their layers of gorgeousness.

are you sure you didn't pick up the mini ones? or are the mini ones now whats classed as normal size?

hows the sliced caramel wafer going? have you got any left or did you just end up eating all ten pieces in one go? they do look nice little pieces.

i might try that that if I can actually manage not to shove the whole thing in my mouth before ive even realised what ive done!

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Boiledbeetle · 06/09/2023 21:56

😮😦😧😨

I haven't had a Tunnocks product all day!!!!

it must be the stifling clammy heat! its throwing me off my game!

I shall rectify the situation immediately and go and stand in front of an open fridge whilst I eat a teacake (that the delivery driver squashed!!!!!!)

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CervixSampler · 06/09/2023 22:30

The full size you buy in a pack of 3 are slightly bigger than a mini one. Tunnocks ice cream would be amazing.

My cut up Tunnocks was great and I felt like such a lady eating it in tiny pieces from my Royal Doulton fine bone China plate. No more for me the stuffing it in ma gob and it being gone in 4 big bite followed by another two bars. I'm a lady now don'tcha know.

Boiledbeetle · 06/09/2023 23:14

The mini ones used to be about half the size so I might have to have a look at the size difference at some point!

I'm not sure which I enjoyed more my tea cake or being stood in front of an open fridge.

i think the fridge won this round!

I'm off to find a knife that's sharp enough to cut up a caramel wafer (i fear the butter knife would make an awful hash of it!)

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Boiledbeetle · 07/09/2023 15:14

Behold the 12 slice caramel wafer

Now 11

10
9

Oh crap, 87654321

All gone

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CervixSampler · 08/09/2023 09:55

I've just got 16 slices out of my Tunnocks. I bite layers off each piece e in a personal challenge to see how restrained I can be. 16 tends to be more likely to crumble than 10. I could happily eat 10 whole bars, I'm really hungry today but I've walked 45 miles so far this week so I'm not surprised.
A couple of days ago whilst getting my mum's chocolate biscuits in Asda and trying to decide which ones to choose a guy came up to me and said they were all good. I said they weren't as nice anymore except for these <holds aloft caramel wafers> and he agrees and asks me where there are and chooses 2 packets. It's like I'm becoming Tunnocks' sales rep in Asda.

Boiledbeetle · 08/09/2023 11:41

CervixSampler · 08/09/2023 09:55

I've just got 16 slices out of my Tunnocks. I bite layers off each piece e in a personal challenge to see how restrained I can be. 16 tends to be more likely to crumble than 10. I could happily eat 10 whole bars, I'm really hungry today but I've walked 45 miles so far this week so I'm not surprised.
A couple of days ago whilst getting my mum's chocolate biscuits in Asda and trying to decide which ones to choose a guy came up to me and said they were all good. I said they weren't as nice anymore except for these <holds aloft caramel wafers> and he agrees and asks me where there are and chooses 2 packets. It's like I'm becoming Tunnocks' sales rep in Asda.

In an attempt to out do the 16 I attempted 18.

On the plus side at that point it just breaks up into individual layers as well.

It's definitely slowed me down somewhat!

You need to be at the end of an aisle with one of those little sample booths handing out slithers of caramel wafers!

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CervixSampler · 08/09/2023 12:26

According to some Googling Magnums used to be 120ml and are now 100ml. Bastards.