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A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2

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Boiledbeetle · 29/05/2023 23:25

Thread 1:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4776556-a-mumsnet-thread-about-a-book-about-a-mumsnet-thread-under-the-duvet-of-darkness-written-by-the-women-of-mumsnet?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

You do not need to have read thread 1 – this is not that sort of thread.

But to recap… Over Christmas and New Year after the passing of the GRR (Scotland) Bill a thread was started with a poem about Nicola Sturgeon. Eventually on that thread (and a couple of other threads) over 80 poems were written.

“Under the Duvet of Darkness: Poems written by angry women for angry women because WOMEN WON’T WHEESHT” was published as a paperback on 31st March 2023.

Available on Amazon only: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C129WKDD

In a rather bizarre turn of events at one point it reached No 2 in poetry best sellers and No 5 in Feminist Criticism best sellers. No one will be surprised to discover that a book that is in the main about people, especially men, claiming to be something they are not was kept off the No1 spot in poetry best sellers by a crime novel, identifying as poetry, written by a man ;-)

E-BOOK:

Some people wanted an e-book rather than a paperback, but for that we needed someone who could actually make an e-book and some extra poems.

FairyKindleMother came to the rescue with regards the e-book and posters wrote enough poems that we could add 20 more poems into the e-book.

I pressed publish on the e-book a few hours ago. It can take usually up to 3 days to appear and populate all the info etc on the various sites, and there is always the chance they knock it back for some reason. But I've done all I can do at this point. We just have to wait and see who spots it on sale first! It will appear on the Amazon link above hopefully soon, (or I'll get an email asking me to change something).

MONEY FROM SALES OF ALL FORMATS:

In honour of Magdalen Berns, who co-founded the Scottish campaign group For Women Scotland, 100% of the profit from the sale of this book will be donated to For Women Scotland.

“It’s not hate to defend your rights, and it’s not hate to speak the truth.”
Magdalen Berns (1983 – 2019)

As I started work on the e-book posters continued to write poems. So we had a choice: leave them there, languishing on the thread, unloved, forgotten, never to have their words uttered again OR we could just do volume 2.

Posters voted for Volume 2 but we still need more poems!

And that’s the gist of thread 1.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Waitwhat23 · 24/09/2023 20:39
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And I'll pay my Ryan tax

Motorina · 24/09/2023 20:47

There's goign to be another volume? I'm so excited!

I posted a poem back towards the start of this - has it made the cut???

ArcaneWireless · 24/09/2023 20:51

I lied.

As a non male can I say
I have no wish to bloody play
The games that you insist upon
Know that we are fucking done

So you want a manly world?
Get your penis flag unfurled.
Carry on with your daft caper.
Headline every bastard paper.

Cross your ts and get i-dotting
Know that all your sinister plotting
Willl come to zero, zilch and nowt.
Still we rise. Be of no doubt.

Be kind to all is often touted
‘Not to women though’ is shouted
Loud and hard we hear you fine.
Today is yours. Tomorrow’s MINE.

IcakethereforeIam · 24/09/2023 20:53

I've been thinking about www, it needs more than 3 poems. So

With apologies to the Fields of Athenry

Low lives are free in Duthie Park
Where once we came to hear women speak
Our rights are up for grabs
Here they come, all the lads
There's no justice for females in Duthie Park

IcakethereforeIam · 24/09/2023 20:59
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Oops! Forgot my Ryan Tax 😬

Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 21:01

Motorina · 24/09/2023 20:47

There's goign to be another volume? I'm so excited!

I posted a poem back towards the start of this - has it made the cut???

They all did, all poems are equal here! that's why it's going to be rather a weighty tome compared to the last one (I mean we aren't in JKR 900 pages realm, but it will be thicker than volume one).

Yours is in there!

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Motorina · 24/09/2023 21:01

I'm so excited!

Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 21:02

Motorina · 24/09/2023 21:01

I'm so excited!

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😁

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Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 21:04
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And 😘😘😘 to those who've just posted poems (I currently love and loathe you in equal measure)

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ArcaneWireless · 24/09/2023 21:24

Think we are together in the www cake

It does deserve more 😊

IcakethereforeIam · 24/09/2023 21:46
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You're totally going to show me up @ArcaneWireless

ArcaneWireless · 24/09/2023 22:09

Nae wye 🥰

CervixSampler · 24/09/2023 22:12

I can’t express the horror
Of seeing where we are
Our grandmothers and great grandmothers
Will be turning in their graves
They fought so hard for what they won
What was theirs and then ours
Here we are fighting again for what was already won
But taken away by their sons, and grandsons.
We will fight as one
For our sisters north of the border
We will stand and stand as one
Their fight is ours
We won’t stand down
We won’t stop fighting
We won’t stop striving
We won’t stop campaigning
We won’t stop marching
We won’t stop doing whatever we can
Because women won’t wheesht!

Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 22:32

First there was a thread

Then there was a book about a thread

Then there was a thread about a book about a thread

There will soon be a book about a thread about a book about a thread

Then there will have to be a thread about a book about a thread about a book about a thread.

Aghhhhhhhhh!

Head explodes!

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Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 22:33
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And another poem! Whoop whoop!

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ArcaneWireless · 24/09/2023 23:50

WWW

When some fowk in a toonser park
Shout wumman ken yer place
Ah’ve mair rights tae a skirt than ye
So shut yer bastart face

I wint tae dunce tae Abba
An’ yer spoilin’ ma day oot
Pit doon yer fuckin’ banner
I can slap yer teeth clean oot

They ken they winnae be punished
Jist telt aff an’ punted hame
They cannae help their sharny sels
They wint their chunce o’ fame

Dance an’ pout an’ cairry on
We a’ see whit ye’re daein’
Admit yer just oot for the menz
Perhaps ye’ll find it freein’

Cairry on disrupting quines
Wi yer chunts an’ singin’
Dress it up in satin drawers
We ken its baws yer swingin’

ArcaneWireless · 24/09/2023 23:51

Sorry beetle

😘

ArcaneWireless · 24/09/2023 23:55
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Sorry x

Boiledbeetle · 25/09/2023 00:01

😍😍 just in the nick of time I see

And the last bell strikes!

Not that I'm doing anything with them all for at least ten hours!

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ArcaneWireless · 25/09/2023 00:10

How is your head beetle?

Have your pills kicked in? 🤕

Boiledbeetle · 25/09/2023 00:19

It's very... 'ish'. It's not full blown migraine level but not yet at normal headache level, somewhere around awful headache, but it's heading in the right direction. You've just reminded me to take another one before bed, hopefully it will be down to a dull thud by tomorrow.

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ArcaneWireless · 25/09/2023 00:20

I hope it eases. Sleep well flower 😴

Boiledbeetle · 25/09/2023 00:21
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And you. Thank you for all your valiant poeming!

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CervixSampler · 25/09/2023 07:08

Hope you're feeling better this morning Boiled. Migraines are awful. Did you say the book should be available for Christmas? If so I'll be buying a few copies as presents. I'll be buying a few anyway but I like the idea of them as presents. Dd can take her copy to school and say look Miss/Sir I wrote some of these and my mum wrote some too. I doubt anyone else at school can say the same.

Boiledbeetle · 25/09/2023 08:13

CervixSampler · 25/09/2023 07:08

Hope you're feeling better this morning Boiled. Migraines are awful. Did you say the book should be available for Christmas? If so I'll be buying a few copies as presents. I'll be buying a few anyway but I like the idea of them as presents. Dd can take her copy to school and say look Miss/Sir I wrote some of these and my mum wrote some too. I doubt anyone else at school can say the same.

Much better! Although I'm not about to do any head banging just in case! As It's still lurking above an eyebrow deciding whether to kick off or not! But I can open both eyes which is always a bonus!

I don't work at the fastest of paces, but I'm hoping to get this done by the end of October/start of November. So hopefully if all goes well this should be available to buy as Christmas presents!

And then mini cervix can go and wind up the teachers!

(The above gives me some leeway to still get the Christmas present buyers even if it ends up taking me a little longer. As can never guarantee if I'm going to have a get up and do something week or a shoot me now can't actually move week)

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