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A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2

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Boiledbeetle · 29/05/2023 23:25

Thread 1:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4776556-a-mumsnet-thread-about-a-book-about-a-mumsnet-thread-under-the-duvet-of-darkness-written-by-the-women-of-mumsnet?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

You do not need to have read thread 1 – this is not that sort of thread.

But to recap… Over Christmas and New Year after the passing of the GRR (Scotland) Bill a thread was started with a poem about Nicola Sturgeon. Eventually on that thread (and a couple of other threads) over 80 poems were written.

“Under the Duvet of Darkness: Poems written by angry women for angry women because WOMEN WON’T WHEESHT” was published as a paperback on 31st March 2023.

Available on Amazon only: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C129WKDD

In a rather bizarre turn of events at one point it reached No 2 in poetry best sellers and No 5 in Feminist Criticism best sellers. No one will be surprised to discover that a book that is in the main about people, especially men, claiming to be something they are not was kept off the No1 spot in poetry best sellers by a crime novel, identifying as poetry, written by a man ;-)

E-BOOK:

Some people wanted an e-book rather than a paperback, but for that we needed someone who could actually make an e-book and some extra poems.

FairyKindleMother came to the rescue with regards the e-book and posters wrote enough poems that we could add 20 more poems into the e-book.

I pressed publish on the e-book a few hours ago. It can take usually up to 3 days to appear and populate all the info etc on the various sites, and there is always the chance they knock it back for some reason. But I've done all I can do at this point. We just have to wait and see who spots it on sale first! It will appear on the Amazon link above hopefully soon, (or I'll get an email asking me to change something).

MONEY FROM SALES OF ALL FORMATS:

In honour of Magdalen Berns, who co-founded the Scottish campaign group For Women Scotland, 100% of the profit from the sale of this book will be donated to For Women Scotland.

“It’s not hate to defend your rights, and it’s not hate to speak the truth.”
Magdalen Berns (1983 – 2019)

As I started work on the e-book posters continued to write poems. So we had a choice: leave them there, languishing on the thread, unloved, forgotten, never to have their words uttered again OR we could just do volume 2.

Posters voted for Volume 2 but we still need more poems!

And that’s the gist of thread 1.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Boiledbeetle · 22/09/2023 15:02

IcakethereforeIam · 22/09/2023 14:43

Does anyone know if we can request UTDOD to be stocked at a library? I'm actually hiding from my local library service. I dropped off an overdue book about 12 years ago and left without paying the fine. I had no money. I don't know if they're still after me!😥

I actually did a last minute change to the book! It was originally a different size /format. Then I discovered it only went in to their expanded distribution list, which includes libraries, if it was certain size.

So I changed the size and layout to ensure it went into the expanded distribution list.

So it should be on a list somewhere!

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Boiledbeetle · 22/09/2023 15:28

Of course Cake you could always offer to buy them a copy in exchange for them wiping your 12 year library debt (although if they have been adding compound interest you may have to hand your house and first born over in payment as well).

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Boiledbeetle · 22/09/2023 15:29

UTDOD ISBN number:

ISBN: 9798388092182

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Boiledbeetle · 22/09/2023 15:37

BUY ME BUY ME BUY ME

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C129WKDD

Currently on 9 copies this month.

Which means that we have sold 471 in total so far.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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CervixSampler · 22/09/2023 18:59

The Wankerchief

Wankerchief he stomps and shouts
He demands and uses all his clout
He wants women to submit, conform
It’s oft from watching too much porn

He spaffs and grunts into his socks,
In a race against the clock
He needs to beat his personal best
If he’s out of socks he’ll use a vest
To him it really matters not.

He’s just a wankerchief you see,
The chief of wankers,
That is he.

Boiledbeetle · 23/09/2023 21:02
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I'm shocked at the the level of debauchery in these poems!!!!!!

Shocked I tell you!

See.. My shocked face!

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Boiledbeetle · 23/09/2023 21:12

ArcaneWireless · Today 20:46

Little Miss Muffsore lay on the lav floor
Performing a medical farce
Up went the dilator
The tweet? It came later
Along with a rash on their arse.

There was a gif but god knows what she typed for it.

Original post on dilation thread!

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ArcaneWireless · 23/09/2023 21:15
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Thank you cherub (All done!)

BonfireLady · 24/09/2023 11:49

@TessoftheDurbyfields I love your Humza Yusaf one! 👏

@CervixSampler your poems are incredible 💐

@Boiledbeetle I've enjoyed the lock-in so far. Plenty of wine consumed in solidarity last night 🍷 and just been catching up on the latest poems now. Also I've been supportively eating crisps during the weekend to help inspire those who are still creatively writing their contributions. Sadly not a pork scratching to be found, nor a Braun electric shaver in the house to performatively remove its hair if I did.

TessoftheDurbyfields · 24/09/2023 11:58

BonfireLady · 24/09/2023 11:49

@TessoftheDurbyfields I love your Humza Yusaf one! 👏

@CervixSampler your poems are incredible 💐

@Boiledbeetle I've enjoyed the lock-in so far. Plenty of wine consumed in solidarity last night 🍷 and just been catching up on the latest poems now. Also I've been supportively eating crisps during the weekend to help inspire those who are still creatively writing their contributions. Sadly not a pork scratching to be found, nor a Braun electric shaver in the house to performatively remove its hair if I did.

Thank you @BonfireLady😊

Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 12:54

I agree the 2014 packet of scratchings, sorry!

I too drank too much wine in solidaritzzzzzzzzzzz

rolls over

Continues snoring.

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Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 12:56

I ate! Not agree!

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BonfireLady · 24/09/2023 16:47

Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 12:56

I ate! Not agree!

Typos... The downside of too much supportive wine 🍷😁

Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 17:44

BonfireLady · 24/09/2023 16:47

Typos... The downside of too much supportive wine 🍷😁

😁 in truth I have a delightful migraine, I am currently squinting with one eye shut!

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Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 17:46

This is your hour six hour warning. Then I'm cutting you all off!

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Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 17:48

Oh that doesn't sound right!

Obviously you are welcome to post poems after the end of today, I just can't guarantee they will go into volume 2 (it's already nearly twice the size of the first one!)

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ArcaneWireless · 24/09/2023 18:02
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I think I’m ok with a looming snip. Still have paperwork and I would need to drink inspiration and I can’t.

I feel a bit sad I haven’t managed an epic - there have been some wonderful pieces submitted that I can only look upon in awe - maybe there will be another opportunity on another day.

We know we aren’t going to run out of material any time soon eh?

Thank you for the lock-dearie. You are the beetle’s bollocks. x

CervixSampler · 24/09/2023 18:13

I've told Dd she has until midnight.

BonfireLady · 24/09/2023 18:54

Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 17:44

😁 in truth I have a delightful migraine, I am currently squinting with one eye shut!

😞😞😞😞
Sending thoughts of non-hairy pork scratchings, still within their expiry date, to aid recovery.

ArcaneWireless · 24/09/2023 19:29
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Coming love…

IcakethereforeIam · 24/09/2023 19:42
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Sending healing thoughts.

Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 19:43

I'm not saying they definitely won't go in if they appear after midnight. More managing expectations!

The Sumatriptan has kicked in so I'm all fuzzy round the edges, but the drill has stopped working its way through my skull! Now if the guy with a pick axe would give it a rest that would be great!

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Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 19:44

IcakethereforeIam · 24/09/2023 19:42

Sending healing thoughts.

He even looks good with one eye closed 😍😍

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Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 19:54

maybe there will be another opportunity on another day.

Never say never!

(Why did i just say that ???????)

You know this was easier the first time only the poem writers knew what I was doing, and none of us knew if it would even ever come to fruition! Especially when MNHQ came back initially with a flat out NO! Before I discovered the many joys of copyright laws! (I really should officially tell them there is going to be a volume 2. I mean they must have figured that out by now, but I suppose I should tell them at some point)

Although I did feel as sick as a dog the day I pressed the publish button!

I feel the weight of responsibility this time!

I'll have to lie down, the stress is toooooo much!!

I need a cool flannel and grapes stat!

Oh and Ryan if he's free

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Waitwhat23 · 24/09/2023 20:36

The Beginning of the End of Gender Ideology

The house of cards is falling,
The world has seen the light,
As loads more people are getting
that it's all a big pile of shite.

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