I Am Weetbix

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Of course, if the moderators had banned her there and then, no one would've given a single solitary fuck and probably just opened the door for her on her way out.

Winesalot there used to be (maybe still are, I rarely Penguin) jokes printed on the wrappers. Roughly of the standard of the jokes you used to get on ice lolly sticks i.e. bad.

So just a question for those in the UK. Is your Weetabix only plain or do you have variations? Asking as I found Weetbix Blends in the supermarket and the Cranberry and Coconut one is very nice.

No I'm not paid to endorse Sanitarium products before anyone asks.

I'm just generic wheat biscuits.
You can't out a label on me just because I'm made of wheat!

Is your Weetabix only plain or do you have variations?

Several flavours available, including banana which proves that as well as being a dangerous subversive spreading highly inflammatory information about safeguarding which obviously must be stopped, Lang is in cahoots with Post Holdings Inc.

Thanks for the explanation on jokey Penguins. I am beginning to appreciate their worth.

I was AnyOldPrion, but now I am Spartabix.

Penguins are not timtams. Timtamness cannot be acquired post-manufacture. Penguins can call themselves timtams all they like; nobody is deceived, wrappers on or off.

I identify as Weetbix when in Australia; Weetabix when in the UK. What ought my pronouns to be?

I identify as Weetbix when in Australia; Weetabix when in the UK. What ought my pronouns to be?

Non-granary.

I am Oatibix, but will identify as Weetabix in solidarity.

Thanks Only was just curious we had more than one flavour too, possibly Banana, it's just the cranberry and coconut caught my eye.

Non-granary.

Bwhahaha!

Winesalot, I remember penguins from childhood but I can’t remember when I last had one. I moved to Sydney two years ago and was introduced to TimTams then. Too many years have passed for a comparison so I think I need to do a full and proper taste test and report back to everyone here.

I’m due a visit to the British Lolly Shop for some Monster Munch anyway....

As I've said before, I would do anything for Lang, but I won't do that. No I won't do that.

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LangSpartacusCleg

Make sure you keep us informed!! We did a taste session here with in London last year. It was eye opening. But I am constantly amazed as well at how well a Tim Tam holds together when dunked in tea.

nearlygranny I nearly wrote something along the same lines! A penguin cannot self ID as a Tim Tam once you have actually eaten both.

I am Weetabix too (with sliced banana and cold non-dairy milk) - Lang is so brilliant that she can have her Weetabix however she wishes. Stupid cow-towing weak decision Mumsnet.

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Love that. 🤣
I was weetabix this morning, no hot milk though and yes we have no bananas.
I'm going to try Spinster again.
Lang Cleg will be missed here.

I identify as gluten-freebix.

That's a thing.
Fuck knows what's in me

For the Sydney based lolly lovers, have you been to Morpeth (near Maitland) ? Great lolly shop there. Lots of imported and hard to find lollies, drinks and snacks and a yummy selection of handmade fudge.
Might be worth a day trip lots of arts, crafts, antiques etc...plenty of lunch options too.

I have been reliably informed ( i.e by someone on twitter) that weetabix are funded by the far right.
We could send weetabix to MNHQ - that would show them.

Hahaha... oh wait I can see how they could conceivably make a very loose connection regarding Weetbix. Sanitarium IIRC is owned by some religion I think Jehovah's Witnesses?

Hope they didn't pull something with that massive stretch.

As we're all supposed to be funded by far-right fundamentalists when can I expect my complimentary boxes of Weetabix?

Am I weetabix and would share a bowl with LangCleg anytime.

I am. Certainly not unsure here.

Seriously, what's in gluten free weetabix? It can't be wheat.

I had some for breakfast this morning, but I haven't a clue!