I Am Weetbix

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Shredded wheat (only because weetabix makes my blood sugar go weird)

Apparently AnyFucker the banned post LangCleg has posted in the past that an acceptable way to present Weetabix for human consumption is with hot milk and bananas, possibly all mashed up into a foul paste.

A great poster but sadly with that one fatal flaw.

You can use it to put your wallpaper up with, the only catch is that for years afterwards anyone who walks into the room feels a sudden urge to order a banana split.

Ooh I hadn't seen any of the Weetabix discussion BUT for breakfast I had weetabix, hot milk and banana. So I am Weetabix as Lang meant it to be and you lot are pretenders.

If I am Weetbix but I spill milk on myself, do I become gender fluid?

So good.

I am Weetabix. I like it with warm milk and sliced banana. I like it with butter and jam. I am Weetabix I am.

I'm not sure that my support goes so far as to condone putting squidged bananas on breakfast cereal, but am woman enough to get over a difference of opinion over breakfast foods and focus on the important things.

I am weetabix...

I am weetabix but no hot milk please.

Breakfast is a social construct. Doubly so at weekends.

I am Elevenses non-conforming.

I am vegan weetabix aka veetabix.

I am breakfast-phobic, but I stand with LC

I once had a cat who ate shreddies?

If a breakfast is eaten in the woods and nobody sees is did it really exist? I generally avoid this whole existential debate by not being awake yet when most people would be eating breakfast.

If they're eating LC's Weetabix gone horribly wrong then other people will be able to hear the gagging.

I am a non-squished hot banana weetabix.

I miss Lang.

I stand with LangCleg although her choice of breakfast is revolting.

Fleetsum your cat ate your pants?

You see? What did I say? Bloody WBH becomes a hallowed food.

Floral. Come back. Please. I will apologise (maybe).

I am vegan weetabix too. Rice milk rocks!

I also stand with LangCleg, despite her 'taste' in weetabix accompaniments. Nobody is perfect.

I do add prunes and almonds to my breakfast. And use soya milk (now changed to Oatly). God I'm good...

I love Weetabix, tiny amount of milk, sprinkling of sugar. Unfortunately also doing Low Carb so WLC identifies as full fat yoghurt and 6 raspberries!

I am Weetabix

I am Weetabix. But only Monday to Friday. When it suits me I’m sugar puffs.

AnyFucker

There was a time in the dim and distant past, where an expression of contempt for a goady troll was to start talking about and swapping recipes.

It was both informative and effective. And produced quite a few spectacular flounces and a number of mask slippages. (Which is why the practice was subsequently banned. Can't have the women here showing up trolls.)

Anyway sunny and fairly unremarkable day, LangCleg contributed a breakfast recipe involving Weetabix, hot milk and bananas.

As you can readily imagine, the thread ground to a shuddering halt of horror and disgust, while everyone stared at Lang in open mouthed shock.

Of course, if the moderators had banned her there and then, no one would've given a single solitary fuck and probably just opened the door for her on her way out.

However, it's a measure of peoples subsequent dismay over what's now happened, that they are now eulogising the disgusting mushy mess.

Perhaps the mods will reinstate her if we will promise never to talk about it again?

Datun and you have my hearty apologies for coining the phrase I am Weetabix

But I am not responsible for the other horrors on this thread or in fact the original WHB horror that spawned them all!

Used to work in the shredded wheat factory, don't think it should be classed as food.

I stand with Weetabix.