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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

I Am Weetbix

126 replies

Umyeahnah · 22/01/2020 02:16

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TheABC · 22/01/2020 13:43

They have gluten-free Weetabix?! I have had the oaty version which was tastier (and less like cardboard).

I am Oatibix.

NotTheLangCleg · 22/01/2020 13:45

Gluten free weetabix

Boak. Oxymoron foodstuffs shouldn’t be allowed.

Weetabollocks · 22/01/2020 13:48

It's called nutribix. I found some old stuff in the cupboard and had milk that needed using.

Though a more appropriate name might be nutribricks.

DuLANGMondeFOREVER · 22/01/2020 14:01

Weetabix is ok but hot mushy banana is not.

ButterisbestLangClegisbetter · 22/01/2020 14:30

Justine has just commented on Lang Cleg's ban, it's on Lang Cleg2

Al1cewith2020vision · 22/01/2020 14:39

The Wheatabix is a flaw in an otherwise brilliant poster.

Funny how most of us can disagree about such things yet still manage civil discussions about other topics.

terryleather · 22/01/2020 15:45

I would eat The Notorious WBH .. ...every day for a month if MN would reinstate Lang - that's how much I love that woman!

OnlyTheTitOfTheLangBerg · 22/01/2020 15:46

The Wheatabix is a flaw in an otherwise brilliant poster.

Their weet of clay.

birdsdestiny · 22/01/2020 16:09

Grin I am easily pleased.

DuLANGMondeFOREVER · 22/01/2020 16:15

...every day for a month

Steady on! I mean, I love Lang enough fo consider finally signing up for Spinster, but hot banana mush for a month? Surely things aren’t that desperate? Not yet, anyway 😬

PurpleCrowbarWhereIsLangCleg · 22/01/2020 17:02

I am Weetabix. With, frankly, gin, at this point. Hold the lemon.

LangSpartacusCleg · 22/01/2020 18:46

Anyone up for calculating the number of LangCleg tribute names (including weetabix related)?

I would but I can’t count that high.

Al1Langdownthecleghole · 22/01/2020 18:56

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terryleather · 22/01/2020 19:16

It would be repulsive DuLANGMonde, absolutely & utterly repulsive, but I would do it anyway Grin

traceyracer · 22/01/2020 19:22

Weetabix is too cardboardy-tasting for me. Can I be crunchy nut corn flakes?

DuLANGMondeFOREVER · 22/01/2020 19:28

Depends. Do the crunchy nut cornflakes identify as weetabix? 🤗

traceyracer · 22/01/2020 19:32

Only in the evening. Weetabix is their more formal attire.

WichBitchHarpyTerfThatsMe · 22/01/2020 19:36

I am spartalangbix.

MrsLangOnionsMcWeetabix · 22/01/2020 20:34

Weetabix is a fucking abomination.

traceyracer · 22/01/2020 20:44

Never Eat Soggy Weetabix.
or
Never Eat Shredded Wheat.

Two ways I used to remember the compass directions as a kid.

DuchessDumbarton · 22/01/2020 22:54

NearlyGranny
Penguins are not timtams. Timtamness cannot be acquired post-manufacture. Penguins can call themselves timtams all they like; nobody is deceived, wrappers on or off.

I identify as Weetbix when in Australia; Weetabix when in the UK. What ought my pronouns to be?

Lol Grin Grin
OnlyTheTitOfTheLangBerg

Non-granary.

Lol Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Bowednotbroken · 23/01/2020 07:31

Gluten-free-bix is vile stuff. Would eat some for Langcleg though.

Jux · 23/01/2020 13:04

I'm always late to the party but there in the end (too many things to read)

Weetabix here too

TheBewildernessisWeetabix · 23/01/2020 21:48

Off topic but I for one was not surprised when I read the expose of the Latter Day Saints being a business consortium kinda like Scientology and not a religion at all. One of the foster families sent us to the Mormon church and they really didn't try to pretend they were a church.

marvellousnightforamooncup · 23/01/2020 21:59

I am Weetabix crispy minis, no milk and a huge amount of coffee. Can't be arsed changing my username though, sorry Lang if you're lurking.

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