Diary of a Proff of Bantz and Feelz aged 21 1/2 (identified)
Dear dairy (sic)
Today I looked out upon the twittersphere e.g. the literal real world and I saw that it was BAD. A bad place full of people who believe mammals can't magically change sex.
Those people dear dairy, those people are bad people. Got to be white people and almost definitely rich and privileged people. How can those people understand feminism when they can't even feel feminism?
Yes, well, hic. They didn't bank on my mage level skills. I did a mighty feel. Gathered together all the other feelz I could feel and made a HUGE SPELL! BE GONE FOUL NOT PROPER FEMINISTS. I let this spell go on Twitter but it's gone a bit wobbly. Instead of them evil witches begoning they've all arrived...... And are seriously taking the piss. Just because daddy could spell and wrote a few best sellers doesn't mean I'm posh. Rude. And I certainly don't identify as white and middle class on Tuesdays. Bigots.
Ha ha YOU FORGOT I'M A PROFF OF BANTZ. I MEANT to get the spell wrong so you'd all gather and me and the boys could all block you.
Losers
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Hic
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