NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[SuSylvester]

RIGHT

Dinky - your trousers say they would zip it if they could but due to your biffing they are struggling!!!! Hulahoops and Chewits???? BAD!

Off to find rudeness.

Have agreed with my trousers that tomorrow is another day so I have carte-biff to eat today but tomorrow am back on the wagon. Also agreed with them that when I hit 10 stone 5 I will take them off ot a nice dry cleaners and finally get my hair cut (which have been meaning to do for ooh around 5 months now)

Your trousers sound very reasonable

Buda, may birthdays are a nightmare, lets see, tomorrow is our anniversary, friday is DH's best mate's birthday and his cousins, saturdya is mine, DH@s brother and my sisters DH, sunday is my godfather another cousin of DH and his aunt.
eugh.

Just done Billy Blanks Ultimate Bootcamp, I lsot the basic bootcamp dvd so thought i woudl try it.
Buckets of sweat literally dripping off me, dd1 was crafting and there is shit all over the floor that i can't bend and pick up as my stomach muscles have run away.
Oh, and my pelvic floor can't handle jumping jacks

sorry about horrible dentist cheese.
smmoked salmon and hummus salad for lunch, yes i know it's oily but it's good, dammit. muesli and banana for break and snakcs.
tea is chicken korma with butternut squahs and stir fry, girls can have noodles and naan.

off to collapse shower.

gamam

They need SCHWAM! or even Anti-MC

Dare you to tell them

Go on Mama, you might as well be hung for a sheep IYKWIM.

Dinky - FGS - STEP AWAY FROM THE CHEWITS PUT DOWN THE BLARDY HULA HOOPS YOU BIFFER WEIGHT

Thanks Porridge

That's alwight Dinks - I know you'd do the same for me. Now forget those biff tastic foods and get back in the ZONE.

Su's ripping the piss out of me again

dinky, i missed that, you can't wipe off today, get back in the zone NOW or you'll wipe out all week you nobber.

cyb, what's su up to?

Cyb's funky combos

teee heee
where ARE YOU
come on funkoid

agh, dd2's temp WILL NOT GO DOWN ffs.

What is it Jack?

pocohontas doesn't fit so I am now going as a saucy cowgirl - gingham shirt tied at waist, denim skirt, boots cowboy hat. Oh yes, and Dolly Parton wig. Why can't I be on the PTA of a school that does balls with raffle prizes like balloon ride with Richard Branson? Why?

Rofl at Gherkers "saucy cowgirl" - maybe that one of Cyb's funky combos? Not sure it's an improvement on Pocahontas tho?

Me neither.

'Saucy cowgirl'?
Damn I'm glad the most exotic thing our pta does is a music night!

was 39.8, now 38.8 after 30 mins with calpol. have thread in chat being ignored.

LOL at gherkin.

Jack - can you do Nurofen as well?

Cool bath?

jack - cold bath or damp down with cold wet cloth.

too early for more nurofen, tried to cool cloth her and she headbutted me
She is settlign at 38 and a bit.
Have been so worried about ehr I forgot to put tea on, and then found I have no curry paste left so have chicken, onions, garam masala powder, squash and courgette and chucked in some passata. it doesn't look brilliant but we shall see!

STOP PRESS*

I AM IN A HUFF

have you flounced?

no becuase that would just give whatserface something else to pisstake

Jack - try her with an ice-lolly if you have one. Helps with fluids and cooling.

Glad you all amused by my saucy cowgirl. The thing is, I consider myself a moderately stylish individual (though obv noton the level of cyb and her capsule wardrobe ) but am clearly destined to look shit on fri. Never mind.