I do like
PUT DOWN THE BUN FATSO
and
GET YOUR FACE OUT OF THE FRIDGE
but we would have to weigh up the pros and cons of a new thread title, namely noobs coming on to bitch about innaproprioateness, offensiveness and Coder feeling faint all over teh thread.
I thnk it's awinner personally
didn't do beach today, I am so used to going to the beach and it being nice and quiet on a weekday I get hugely irritated at unprepared and noisy people ona sunny weekend RUINING it for me.