NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[MamaG]

lets just pretend that other thread Never Happened.

it must Never Be Mentioned Again.

I took the DDs to the libary after tea and was ssshhhhed by a woman for sneezing. I asked her would she rather I did it out loud or have my eyeballs pop out onto her lap.

Oh yes, meant to say have decided to have a week of eating only 18 ww points a day. When I hit 18, I have to subsist on water and (if desperate) 0 point celery for the rest of the day. Think will help me discipline myself not to dive into the biscuit tin at the first sign of trouble.

library, natch.

Hmm, some people tend to channel their inner librarian a little too much in libraries. I'd have got my superglue out on her if I were you Coco

dinky, or you will be so fixated on food that when you get hungry you biff out wildly, thus fucking it all up.
Or it could work, who knows

Um. I was always told not to denit in the bath as nits can swim, and if you have other hair on your body they will grab it....basically, don't have sex later, eh?

S'ok Aitch. I wasn't offended. I knew it was MamaG's fault!

Coco - you are having a good time!!!!

I am off to bed in a minute. Want to read and Dh is watching some crap tv.

Dinky - 18 points!!! I think I would die. Or obsess about food all day and end up biffing big time. Make sure you have filling sustaining food.

I have to do some Jack to break the biscuit tin duck and dive mouth first routine.

P.s. am meant to be on 22 normally anyway Jack/Buda (continuing bfing morning and night for the extra points) so hopefully one week of cutting out 4 points a day to break bad habits that those points were being spent on - and some - will retrain me

at risk of sounding like our fearless leader

DONT BUY BISCUITS!!

Swim?!?! You're joking I not using the NG down there.

I dont - they are in ridiculously plentiful supply at work. And sadly I sit right next door to the blardy kitchen. Ugh.

Coco - your last post just made me spit my tea across the laptop!

sorry, beingbossy does not come naturally to me!

hahaha @ coco

That's a lot of cheese.

You know what? I fancy Dr Who.

Ooh no, David Tennant was much nicer. This one's practically in short trousers.

Oh I like the new Dr Who

So knackered. Keep tyring to post on the fecking-shiney-godamn-rippoff-merchants-cheerful etc thread. Grr. Gotta fill in kids' passport forms and write 12 reports tonight. Just want to sleeeeep

[ignores jack]
[contemplates a brazillian]

We could help with the reports Gherkin.

Yes do. that would be funny. Year 9 little feckers lovely pupils, perhaps a mite lively at times. x12.

What age is Yr 9? [licks pencil]

Hmm.

Jack is an asset to the class but at times should understand when to keep his thoughts to himself.

Su is a forceful character who knows her own mind and sometimes insists she knows everyone else's as well. She can be a tad bossy.

Aitch is very quiet in class but does like to take notes on the other children and helps with the report making, even if the other children don't like it.

coco do not cross to the other side

I have eaten a tea cake today and too much bready stuff

someone poke me with something pointy

[Pokes cyb with my pencil]