NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

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Is it since you turned 40 Cyb? The Stridence. Stridentness. Stridosity? Yeah, that one.

i made biscuits with dd and her friends. i piously put half the dough in the freezer. hopefully dh and dd will trough the rest.

The Stridentation ZoneA?

We always have crap in teh house ds is 16

walking back from school, dd's friend was demanding jelly tots. dd informed her that i only want healthy children. poor dd

Something awful have happened to me, I appear to be obsessed with soft furnishing with rose print on it. I sit reading the Cath Kidstone and Laura Ashley catalogues circling things.

I have became the sort of person I used to mock

happy buffday bobs

right i thought i typed a msg yest to say am busy busy busy so might not be on a lot - but it seems even THAT didnt work
cricekt ( with no driving h and 2 sons0 has got MENTAL
is now mon tue thu fri and sunday nights
in ct tomorrow - haev HUGE pre trial expert witness stuff to read( x2) on balrdy speeding and lasers and cosine angles to curbs ( you can imagine its my forte) BY TOMORROW and have mag party tonight and work and cleaner is off.
so grrr

That's hard Nodders. I'd be troughing like a good 'un if I had 16 year olds in the house.

Heidi Klein bikini arrived today. Looks fine on. Will look better with tan, natch. BUT tell me this...that bikini was £50 reduced from £150 quid (gulp). Bought another one in H & M last week for £12 and there is very little difference in quality or fit. This has HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE - you pay more but quality is not really that different. Is it me?

Happy biffday Bobbie

happy birthday bobs

I couldn;t post yesterday either. Weirdly

what is mag party Su?

happy birthday bobs

i feel quite drained of any capacity to dish up bon mots so i shall leave it there

hope the zoning is going well for all

WAS ZONEARMATRADING...WAS ZONEARMATRADING....
Me too, drained of all joie de vivre and espirt de l'escalier.

What do you think of my new name? Have been wanting to crank it out for ages?

what are you, an elf and safety offiver?

and and and I am now 11st! Get in there.

magic party. Some pin money. Rabbits in hats etc

dd1 made choc chip cookies at Home Ec. I had to have a tiny bit as I was to just if they were better than mine (not natch). I am reisiting nicking a whole one off the plate.

yes she dresses up like debbie magee and nearly carries it off as well.

LOADS of cake in teh staffroom yesterday for birthdays and I didn't have a crumb

reasons not to google images of debbie magee
a
and
b

lol @ a. They are look-alikes surely?

no its really them, airbrushed to within an inch of their lives obviously

MY EYES!!!!

Wot? Paul Daniels, The Weed, has a load of tatts and can manage to get himselkf into a position where he doesn't look a Total Weed?

managed to give most delicious chewy choc chunk biccies to dd's friend
result
and dd,ds and dh seem to be chomping easily through the rest
i resisted,hurrah

Magistrate party possibly with lots of bespectacled JPs peering at each other