NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

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New thread, old one too big.

Go!

Never went away in this house, dinks.

DH was so bad at singing at school his music teacher actually told him just to mouth the word cabbage over and over for their class carol concert. Poor man was scarred for life.

My dh has been known to reduce entire pews to tears of mirth at weddings.

He drones.

DINKY QUICK QUICK QUICK

DH's mate has just come round with a OPC used by his entire family, 4 kids, brother and parents.
With no virus software.
it is runnign slow and keeps doing 'weird' things.

I ahve asked him to move it to the other side of the room, it's infested

What a cock!

Cyb - have seen it. You look stunning! Hurrah! You can delete now and preserve yourself from being stalked by those CUK wierdos..

Was feeling abit pantomime there - Cybs behind you. No she's not. Behind you.. etc.

tis done. Cheers all for nice words!

Ah, loud droners at weddings are my favourites Bobs. Free entertainment for all concerned.

Jack - lol at your DH and the virus riddled computer. Perhaps he should wear rubber gloves while using it.

DH has just cooked delicious butternut squash and chick pea curry which smells delicious - man cant sing but boy can he cook.

Was hoping some-one from the granny nighty thread would accidentally post on Gordy's thread
Did it happen?
Or did HQ have a 5 second delay to ensure no such cock ups?

Wow re ChesneyHawkes cousin

Oh yes, my maths teacher looked nothing like her cousin btw - v blonde, voluptuous and glam. Unsurprisingly all the boys in our class were very keen on extra tuition

dinky. I didn't realise it was a fmeale cousin.

DH is being a bastard and won't finish the lftove rhubarb crumble, so to avoid biffing I am not doing the washing up so I won't be left alone with it.

ok girls, dh is looking at jewellry fo rmy birthday, bless him, but I don't reall wear much and am such a control freak I'd want to choose it...what to do without being an ungrateful bitch?!

Hmm, the sushi was meh.
So I have rolos in my hand. Tell me to step away. I need to enter this fabled Zone

Sheep - step away from the rolos - they'll make you end up looking like one of them if you eat too many of them

Have been put right off by Jamie Oliver telling me 'Don't just eat food, taste it.' Wanker.
Back in the cupboard they go.

sheep
1 second satisfaction
whole evening guilt

Oh cybil you bloody ratbag. I missed the pics grrr.

Jugs. You're all puny. Mine are 30J and I fecking hate em. Look matronly all the time. Or like a glamour model. (Hattie) Jacques or Jordan, that's me.

NOt too biffy this weekend, excited about possibility of another lb this week.

Oh and have deicded I hate my job. Thats the trouble with bank hols, an extra day of lovely weekend makes it worse to go and face the feckers the next day. (double Y10 emoticon)

oh you lot all talk FAR too much, are we just not supposed to leave the house? it's too much to scroll through, suffice it to say i have gathered that cyb looks FANTASTIC at the mo, which is nice. didn't see the pics but caught the applause.

was at country park today, tried to keep it together, just one lick of dd's ice cream etc but then went to the beach and could not refuse fish and chips on the sand. well, shingle. ho hum. tomorrow another day etc.

oh and i BEG you to link to any funny threads you've seen... please. i've not got a single lark on watch, am bricking it for roundup.

Just put loads of pics of ME ME ME in there [arf]

actually I dreamt last night that I got so thin my right hip bone was jutting out of my side like a deers antler. just the one

fraek.

i would be happy to, if i could see the sodding photos.

gah! the mortification

jack, I just love that 3 hoots hooter system. No need for the massive farmhouse, I think I shoulduse it anyway

aitch