NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

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New thread, old one too big.

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I agree that it's hard to shop with big norks

Am a H cup and small frame/back so looks worse imo

I have resigned myself to the fact that i'll never be chic, I'll always look like a barmaid.

V necks are my saviour, NEVER wear a round neck, or (horrors) a polo neck big norkers

I'm soooooooooo tired [whines] Bloody stupid fucking hot flushes

hot flushes? like, menopausal ones?

Yes, they are bastards,

se, I'm half looking forward to ending my bastard periods, (every 3 weeks) but hot flushes dont sound like a pleasant substitute. you are veh young for all that, non?

I started at 35 but they went away, now they're back. I don't have periods because I got my womb lining burnt out, I would reccommend it.

I appear to have missed a lot of drama on here last night.

What happened last ngiht, threads deleted I think. I was canoodling with DH and he kept shutting the laptop.
half a bowl of muesli for brek, scales weighing no change over the weekend, which is good thing as I was Very Bad.
DD1 back in nursery this morning so I am going to walk to the far away library with DD2, it's about a mile but it's downhill there and uphill the whole way back. Last time I did it I had 3 friends pull over to ask if I needed a lift and pull face when I gasped said I wanted to walk.

Not many amusing threads over weekend tbh, but I was amused by sanitary ads, how to vote, and the dress justine thread was funny too.

lolol thanks mamag.

god, thanks jb that's superb.

so what did happen last night? i thought i was on here, but was clearly in parallel dimensh.

The Gordon Brown chat was quite funny in a macabre way Aitch. So much spin. So much same old same old crap. Every party will make promises and as soon as they get in will go their own merry way. Every single one of them out for number one. Or am I just cynical? No actually. I don't think I am.

Missed all the other drama. I go to bed earlier than you lot I think. Not helped by fact we are an hour ahead here.

Menopausal here too. Have been having huge gaps of 6 months of more between periods but they seem to be more frequent now for some reason. I think I may need to track them again. I know last one was at Easter when we were away. Seem to be getting another although it hasn't started yet. Wish it would as am so bloated.

Off out with dog for walk now.

I know cherry's thread about her sofa has vanished.

Actually, I LOVED how to vote as it was perfect trolling. Not been enough funny troll threads lately.

Gotta run, back lunchtime, having NOT biffed. I need to lose 21lb by June as my mum has bought DH and I tickets to the goodwood festival of speed, and thrown in free babysitting, so if I can get down to 14.5 stones we can go on DH's GSXR and skip past all the traffic!
And he says if I hit 14.5 before then he will buy me new leathers...ooh

info hereabout drama sounds serious.

oh it's moved on since I last looked at it now I feel ghoulish linking to it.

Chibi snort at you going 'bathsit loco' at the hairdressers. I am small norked with high maintenance blonde highlights that need doing very badly. Well would be even better.
Rofl at eric ordering the Clas Ohlson hooter and blowing it post biff.

PORRIDGE - Talk to me about body brushing.

CYB - GUTTED. NEED TO SEE PICS. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

mum's 80th fab. My two oldest friends were ther who don't really know each other and it felt delish.
No old ladies fell over until today when my mmum took a small tumble. She said she knew she would at some point.

not bathshit loco, batshit. Felt delish because they chatted loads and were ossum.

i like that kay, she's v funny on the dr who thread. mega geek. glad she's okay.

Curiouser and curiouser. I saw the thread last night and was worried. All seems a bit odd now.
Have biffed on the rolos I so saintly put away last night. Am planning big long walk with ds when he wakes from nap to cancel them out. And no, they were not worth it. In all truth, rolos are a bit shit when it comes to chocolate

oddly, despite biffage, i weighed a couple of pounds less than general plateau weight today. i imagine i'm dehydrated and it'll go back up but was quite to see a number that low. (for me).

talking of numbers, where oh where is our statto?

Hope you're finding some material Aitch - think it's been as slow week apart from the Shiney bust up and The Nightie Thread. Not sure that's the kind of thing you're looking for!

Zone - I'm sure Cyb knows more than me, so she may be able to give more tips. Good for exfoliation, cellulite and lymphatic drainage (apparently). Take one long handled natural bristled brush (mine TK Maxx £3). Floor broom NOT suitable. Brush soles of feet with brush, work upwards from feet, brushing skin towards heart. Do arms last. Avoid nipples. Ouch. Watch flaky bits land on floor. Hoover. Shower/bath. Moisturise. Feel invigorated.

Maybe leave hoovering until have clothes on. Reminds me of a flatmate at uni who had been a nurse. She had a chap arrive at A & E with hoover nozzle stuck up his, ahem, bottom. Apparently he hoovered quite often in the buff and this unfortunate accident had occurred when he sat down on a chair on which the hoover nozzle had been placed. Am a veritable mine of health and safety advice.

Typed huge message then computer ate it. ZoneA - bodyshop body brush also good. I do it in bathtub preshower when I remember (averaging once every 6 months - think it may need to be abit more frequent than that to have any positive effect ). Porridge - lol at your flatmate's story. My flat mates were student medics - one time a man came in with a champagne flute stuck up his bum. God only knows how that happened.....

Maybe we could enquire on the Nightie thread?

More to the point, how the hell did they remove it?!

very very carefully

There was actually an xray of this man's back passage doing the rounds for ages showing v clearly the champagne flute position. Lol.