NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

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I know who Dame Nelly Melba was! Not related to anyone even remotely famous - though my maths teacher was Chesney Hawkes (80s flashback anyone?) cousin....

TBH I don't even care about what I asked, everyone else was asking stuff so I thought I shoudl too.

Like that shop, it's like teh Range.

I always think of Esther when I see middle aged women in swim hats and nose clips.

Same here, ducky.

Tory safe seat.

Local MP quite good, actually. Works hard for the constituency.

But I just can't bring myself to vote for him.

God, I'm boring myself now.

Frankly I'm more interested in the snooker scandal than a live web chat with Gorgon.

Mate has a b p monitor and does ours every monday in work. I'm constantly being told I'm about to die of a stroke.

Do you dinky?!

I think you might be the first person who ever has.

Am a bit teary...

Lol at Chesney Hawkes' cousin. Any family resemblance?

Esther had best waterproof makeup ever.

Ahead of its time.

eric, we used to live ina massive farmhouse and my mum havd a hooter for mealtimes.
One hoot - get your arse downstairs
2 hoots - tea on table
3 hoots - too fucking late.
Was murder, I have hearing loss issues!

Ours is a brand new seat - one of 3 that are apparently wide open for the taking. Lib Dems in control at the moment - they all look like the cast of Monsters Inc and, as far as I can tell, are singlehandedly responsible for spending millions on redoing our road over and over for no discernible reason rather than tacking petty crime, rubbish on the streets or the fact there was no fecking grit for weeks when the long predicted snow came. And they keep doorstepping us at dinner time [grr] Rather tempted to vote for the Tory bloke - at least he looks like he's seen himself in a mirror long enough to know that nose and ear hair are not a good thing to pull in the voters...

have put pic on for a few more mins. Plus one of Ds2 having the time of his life

I knew too! That's why I mentioned peach melbe. Can you sing?

I've always wanted a go on one, Coco...the squeezy thing, and the really satisfying velcro...and the way the little dial whizzes round.

Cool.

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titter @ jb's mother's hooters

Did you Coco?

Yes, I can sing.

But I sound like a horse farting.

I agree Eric, I didn't vote as I wanted to on a national basis sadly

Lol at the cast of Monster's Inc.

Ooh, su been asnwered as well, and eric, 3 for 3 ladies.
We rock.

Yes I remember Blue Peter doing a piece on her.

DUCKY look at pics then I can delete

cyb you look fab, yuo are slim and lovely and don't need to be on this thread at all

unfortunately I have no recent pics of me to post

x posts, safe to delete thanks for humouring me!

Cyb - I missed it again! I give up....

Yup Bobbie - my old music teacher had a big thing about opera and sopranos.

The horse farting singing style is surely due a comeback.