NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

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me
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started at almost 11 7
now just over 10

if you go onto twitter you can see dhs VILE knee op

AAargh. Just had huge door slamming row with DH.

Bloody hate him sometimes. How I didn't throw hot cup of tea at him i don't know. He says I am black and white about everything and he cannot see that he is just the same in a differnt way. If he cuts me off, turns away and says have it your way one more time I swear to God I will not be responsible for my actions.

Coco - hope things get a bit less painful soon.

Anyway how come you got an invite? That Cyb's such a beatch.

Oh I thought we were all going to gatecrash.

Can somebody recommend a good face mask? Preferably one that will suck all the crap out of my pores.

Buda that sounds infuriating. I know that 'same in a different way' thing very well!

coco - do such facemasks exist? i like the ones that heat up.

my hamstrings hurt like buggery today.

yes its TONIGHT

Have mental beauty Su Doku going on
about what order to do body preps and treatments

Am knackered , hardly slept

Our mate who is doign teh music came round for a 'sound check' last night arf

Hip, hop ,hip the hippy, to the hippity hop you don't stop

New scales have me at 10 12

this one is v nice

Kick everyone out and have a disco nap later, won't you Cyb.

poor you coco.

cyb what are you wearing and what food is there to be? is it still chops in cones

Warmy ones sounds good.

Have you got your dancing feet on cyb?

chips

LOLOL @ chops

cyb just start drinking champagne now and rock the amy winehouse look

Paaaaarrrrttyyyy all night, sleep all day....

Partying here tonight too. Not as chi chi as Cyb's but probably vastly more drunken

at Coco, poor wee thing. Such a difficult job you do.

Sorry about Gerry Buda.

I am also in a funk, I had to go out and run 5k because I am so I have 'misplaced' about 150 smackers put aside to pay people today. I can't work out if I have been an idiot and put it somewhere super safe or if it has been snaffled by my ayah.

Yes still chops in cones lol WITH...fet this....a sausage

ketchup, brown sauce, retro stodge

get you master with your ayah! hope the money turns up

What's an ayah?

Coco, poor you, hope your day gets better. I get those single pack facemasks with the woman with fruit on her eyes on the front, there is a heating up mud one that is brilliant, or a peel off one that is strangely satusfying...

Mama, I know you weren't but was looking at thread, saw a biscuit and my stomach went [boak] at just the thought of food

Cyb, how are we going to join in on your party? Can you leave a laptop around with this thread open so people can post updates?
cyb looking glamorous
cyb fallen over pissed

that kinda thing?

Am in scales now read 16 2.5
All that upchucking last night Lots of dancing, was great haven't boogied in too long, legs and calves ache like buggery.

poor coco, sounds worrying and upsetting and sore, nightmare when it's someone you like who can't/won't control themselves, more personal.

have a lovely time tonight, cyb, and re face masks the eve lom one is v sucky.

ayah is maid I think. Hope you find the money TMAM. I have days like that too when I cant find stuff - unfortunately no ayah to blame it on (though often is DS2 kindly hiding things.... Good luck for the partay tonight.

Coco - so sorry to hear about what happened at work. Get those ribs checked out and take it easy. Arnica good for helping bruising heal quickly in my opinion. Hope that both you and the boy involved will be ok in time.

JackB - god drunken arguments and dealing with ill kids when hungover are the pits. Hope you had a good itme before you came home to all the chaos. Drink lots of water today my friend.

Buda - its understandable to be sad when someone you identified with a stage of your life dies. I was an enormous John Peel fan and so so sad when he died. It just shows what a brilliant presenter Gerry was - so its a tribute to him in a way. Sorry you had a huge barney with DH - hope all gets sorted soon. Had curry too last night - back on non-biffing today.

Cyb - hope operation slap on goes well. Look forward to the hungover party precis tomorrow.

Su - you are on a roll (not of the bread variety). Right best go, DS1 has wedged both his remote control car and himself under the sofa. God knows how.

ps Coco - dont know about face masks but those Biore strips are brilliant for getting gunk out of your nose pores and t zone - I like grossing out DH with the results

great i made coco cry

CYB hasnew scales? have oyu determined if htey are god or bad yet?
news: mum has first ever speeding fine!! at 72

i had an amah
she put my two strands of hair into red ribbons

CYB - enjoy partay...
Coco - poor ol' you. Dr Gherkin says Gin might help. Will there be an exclusion -y thing or is your unit too 'special' for that? Hope you feel better soon.
REST - eat thin.

Had mates and kids over last night; I fed 6 adults (inc local celeb chef - yikes) and 6 kids. Ate rice, garlic bread and bread and butter pud. Was lush. And still 10st12 today. yippee. Going for yomp up the malvern Hills with dh and kids in bit. Will be breezy up there.

Lol at your mum and her speeding fine su. Am now envisioning boy racer granny in tarted up car revving her engine at the lights and taking on all the younguns if they think they're hard enough...