at sticking hedgehogs up your arse
Although I was the same - back in the bad old days when clothes ranges everywhere stopped at size 14, and Evans called itself Evans Outsize and catered for crimplene-loving, slacks-wearing old ladies so you had to sneak in there with a bag over your head to avoid acute embarrassment! I used to end up hanging onto my sister's clothes for hours while she shopped, all the while moaning at me because I wouldn't try anything on. Yeah, right; no way was I going to squeeze my size 18 arse into a pair of Topshop jeans.
OK - the weights.
JackieNo: + 1.5 (total +2.5)
Littlefish: -1lb (total -13.5)
LMS: -1lb (total -lb)
WWB: stayed the same (total -22lb)
Not sure we deserve doughnuts this week!