Guess what I just found in the washing machine?

[Astressie]

Virtual bunch of flowers prize for anyone who can guess what I found when I emptied the washing machine...........

Thing is, are raw prawns essential? (s'ok, I'll give myself a )

If the answer is somewhere then please put me out of my misery.

The answer was posted at 22:43

"Started off grey and ended up pink"

An embarrassed elephant?

BoJo?

Oh dear, I posted my guess before reading the next page.

The Archbishop of Canterbury.

Slightly relieved it was prawns. Lobsters aren't keen on washing machines.

Did they still taste good @Astressie?

@ErrolTheDragon

A lipstick

Well I don’t know what the op found but I once discovered a perfectly formed miniature seashell in my head and a tooth in my jumper. Funny old world innit

an elephant?

I think @MiaFarrowsWheelbarrow deserves a prize for the best answer!

Imagine it you had Carole Baskins missing husband in there 🤣🤣🤣

A merkin that you lost during a fan dance?

A bag of flour. I'll have it.

50p

A doobry furkin

your lost wedding ring?

Just tell us! Ffs!

Condom
Small child
Mouse nest

Actually, dont ducking bother, nobody cares!

Well I’ve heard of salmon being cooked in a dishwasher. Wonder if this is a variation? Are we going to see this on ‘masterchef’ ? An adaptation of ‘sous vide’ perhaps?

Almost 200 messages and no answer!

Loving the power? Eh?

@ihaveamagicbean

She did. Yesterday.

Hey op, it’s 24 hours later! Screw your virtual bouquet!