Guess what I just found in the washing machine?

[Astressie]

Virtual bunch of flowers prize for anyone who can guess what I found when I emptied the washing machine...........

A rat 🤮

You were drying the prawns with a tea towel? 😵

I was going to say “child’s comforter which must never ever be washed” then I saw the updates.

Isn’t sous-vide a way of cooking at low temperatures? Like a 60degree cycle?
Maybe you’re the next Hester Blumenthal!

💐💐🦐🦐🏆🏆 takes a victory lap!!! 🦐

@HotCrossBungle🤣 ! I missed that!

Amarillo?
San Jose?

quite shellfish of you to have spoilt our fun so early on in the thread

🤣

A sausage?

A string of Christmas beads with all the hold color washed off?

The meaning of life?
Jesus?
The Ark of the Covenant?

Well I have heard that you can cook a lobster in the dishwasher...

I suppose if could have been mince if it was on the rinse cycle only the colour change wouldn't have been the right way round.

If you hadn’t said animal, i would have guessed at a memory stick. A friend accidentally put one though the wash, plus drying cycle, with an important dissertation on it. It came through unharmed — she couldn’t believe her luck.
Animal. A radher of bacon?

I think Jamie Oliver does his prawns in the washing machine.

Or was it fish in the dishwasher?

lobster in the toaster?

Oh - I missed the answer! Well, it’s one way of cooking them without drying them out ...

The dogs bollocks?

Disclaimer - work in a vets

I did once find a very clean, rubbery canine uterus in the wash, back when we used cloth drapes that were washed & resterilised after each use.

Jimmy Hoffa?

More knickers from the post a few days ago where the OP found knickers in husbands washing?

Oh NVM I see OP has said.

A toilet roll.

No chance of me reading each and every post so still assuming we don't have an answer from the OP ?

If the answer is somewhere then please put me out of my misery. Was it an anti climax thing?

A toilet roll?

Mobile phone

Condom?