Guess what I just found in the washing machine?

[Astressie]

Virtual bunch of flowers prize for anyone who can guess what I found when I emptied the washing machine...........

All the tweezers I have bought over the last five years?

I found my kitten, half way through the wash cycle, readers she survived

Was it a holey pair of the house’s previous owners boxer shorts? (This happened to me when I moved into my current house!)

A diamond necklace?

A coupon for 10 free bottles of wine?

Willy Wonkers Golden ticket?

A map to the lost city of Atlantis?

No, no, I've got it! ..... My marbles?

A vibrator...

A human tooth

A feather

@LinManWellWellWell

THANK YOU!!!!!

Without you saying that I would have totally forgotten that the tooth fairy is supposed to visit tonight!

I’m pleased to have been of service. Thought you were going to tell me off for not rtft...

Not at all lovey, you saved me a very long and not at all believable explaination to DD tomorrow morning!

Oh my lord! What’s the answer??? A prawn?!?!

Gutted to flick through and discover it wasn’t in fact the real portal to Narnia. The abject disappointment in the room right now is palpable

Dog poo bags (unused of course) .

A mouse?

A butt plug?
250g of mature cheddar?
A sarcophagus?
A well used copy of Razzle?
Shergar?
Mechanical pencil?
Barry from the rude memes?
My brain?

I once found my Staffordshire Bull Terrier grinding in the washing machine on bonfire night bless him. It was quite tricky to get him out!

• hiding!!!! ( not grinding!!)

Carol Bastin's husband?

Gymbunny - I've got the giggles now

I found the razor part of a Stanley blade in the washing machine. Right on the rubber seal.

OH had been decorating and left the blade in his pocket. Just glad it was me that emptied the machine and not the kids.

I find all sorts in my washing machine. My 2 year old is obsessed 😊.

I've read the thread so I know the answer was given two days ago.

Now I need to know because I'd forgotten about the ironing board thread, was it ever found and if so where?

@janj2301 - OMG how did that happen, and she survived???? That is just amazing...... You must have been beside yourself.....

I had the machine in the garage, threw stuff in when passing, leaving the door open, she must have snuggled in and didn't get out before I set it in motion. No idea why I went back to the machine never had before. Stopped it, pulled drain pipe out to drain it, opened door and she ran out, Good job I never used a hot wash, felt guilty for ages, always check the washer now before I set if off

A condom?