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The Thirty-Sixth Republic - New Year approaching, no clear idea of what is happening next week and has Gav been sacked yet?

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SantaAssociationRepresentitve · 29/12/2020 11:06

You are most welcome to this school staff support thread to get us through stressful times. It is meant for school staff only – a sort of room of requirement. Baiters, haters, goaders, and bashers can jog on somewhere else.

If you are NOT staff and just have a general education query please start your own thread.

You can play here if you are a member of one the following groups-

-ABBA - anti bashers and baiting association
-SWAB - school workers against bashers
-SWOT - school workers opposing teacherbashers
-STARS - schoolworkers together against ranting + slurs

Do not give the staffroom password just in case it attracts the wrong sort

Other requirements for staff room entry include the ability to find the staff room, the ability to find a clean mug in the staff room, knowledge of the photocopier codes, and the ability to sniff out where the booze is stashed - Thirsty Tuesdays, Fizz Fridays now in operation.

If you come with a stick to goad us then that is not allowed in the staffroom and you will receive a detention

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starrynight19 · 30/12/2020 16:09

Hell those numbers today Sad

Monkeytennis97 · 30/12/2020 16:09

ChristSad

Hercwasonasnowball · 30/12/2020 16:10

981 Shock

GravityFalls · 30/12/2020 16:10

Those numbers are horrendous.

I had to chance to meet Gav when he came for a spin around the old alma mater, but I successfully swerved him.

KatherineOfGaunt · 30/12/2020 16:12

Fuck, those numbers are so, so awful.

HarveySchlumpfenburger · 30/12/2020 16:12

It’s still getting worse as well. It’s not like that’s the peak Sad

The lack of effective action on this is unforgivable. I’ve got some ideas about how Hancock can show gratitude to the NHS workers he’s currently praising.

Isthatitnow · 30/12/2020 16:12
Shock

If they leave us in school after that then we are left with striking or resignations, surely.

SaltyAF · 30/12/2020 16:13

That's the highest ever isn't it? Or very close. This is going to dwarf April.

Monkeytennis97 · 30/12/2020 16:14

Here we go

PussyCatInChristmasStockings · 30/12/2020 16:14

Gav's on

OnehorseopenBobsleigh · 30/12/2020 16:14

Here we go....

Achristmaspudsskidu · 30/12/2020 16:14

@SaltyAF

That's the highest ever isn't it? Or very close. This is going to dwarf April.
I remember 780 something being the highest number in a day in April, but when you look back-it seems to be over 1000. I presume they added more to it afterwards.
WhenSheWasBad · 30/12/2020 16:14

981? Bloody hell that’s awful. And that’s with improved treatment.

Cantaloupeisland · 30/12/2020 16:15

Already spouting shit

SmileEachDay · 30/12/2020 16:16

Covid secure 😡

lonelyplanet · 30/12/2020 16:16

He's such an idiot

TheHoneyBadger · 30/12/2020 16:17

981?? fuck.

Shag boris (his super sperm might manage to use the very last legs of my fertility and satisfy my weird broodiness and I could blackmail him for loads of money to keep his latest child secret)

Marry Gove - go for the oldest one and he's the least likely to be a sex pest or emotionally incontinent

Kill Gav - how the fuck did any of you even consider sex with that simpering vain little shit?

Where is he anyway? I'm watching live on telegraph channel on youtube

OnehorseopenBobsleigh · 30/12/2020 16:17

Fuck - primary open as normal

CallmeAngelGabriel · 30/12/2020 16:17

WHAAAAT????!!!!!

Isthatitnow · 30/12/2020 16:17

Fucking hell.

OnehorseopenBobsleigh · 30/12/2020 16:17

Publish this list of areas - WHEN???

RigaBalsam · 30/12/2020 16:17

Oh My!

oddsbodkins · 30/12/2020 16:18

Fuck you Gsv - fuck you.

namechangedyetagain · 30/12/2020 16:18

Gav's back Smile

Frlrlrubert · 30/12/2020 16:18

Oh shit, so sorry for you primary people SadAngry

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