The Thirty-Sixth Republic - New Year approaching, no clear idea of what is happening next week and has Gav been sacked yet?

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Burnham oh yes!!

The Gove chin dribble

Sturgeon is still planning for a return on the 18th (she seems to have forgotten we're teaching online before that) but with enough caveats that she could change it if she wants to. Relived she didn't do a last minute get-'em-all-in decision.
I don't actually know what Gav looks like so awaiting his speech with interest

You wouldn't have to snog any of them, though. You could shag Gav without snogging him. I really wouldn't want to shag either of the others.

I could always take up smoking again and then quickly light up a post-coital ciggie and obscure Gav from view afterwards.

I don't actually know what Gav looks like 🤣

@OnehorseopenBobsleigh

Which channel are you watching on?

Bbc news

@NeurotreeWenceslas

I've just stress eaten a handful of silver balls.

DH just said he’d never seen anyone eat a mince pie angrily before......apparently I managed it.

Ewww! Ok. Gav. Less dribbly, would probably be grateful and very, very quick. Cry easily. Then i'd go to the media and say how tiny his weeny is and hopefully he'd shrink away to a corner and fade away.

Now a need a fucking massive gin!

I stayed away today and now you're talking about shagging Frank bloody Spencer?

. Here you go phleb

BBC news here too...

Are they busy applying whitening powder to Gav so we can't tell he's been on holiday??

@Piggyinblankets 😂

Thanks, am on it!

@SmileEachDay

I think certain people in here luffs Gav and think he is sexy.

I’d be checking their cellars is all I’m saying.

You were the first person to bring up shagging him.

It was obviously on your mind.

Will a hand come from offstage and rip the leis from round his neck quickly?

What is going on-just someone tell us something, ffs?!

@Piggyinblankets

Are they busy applying whitening powder to Gav so we can't tell he's been on holiday??

🤣

I don't trust the tier 4 'hotspots' either.
Come on Gav!

You were the first person to bring up shagging him

It was obviously on your mind

😮

I’m horrified that you would suggest such a thing. I merely facilitated the outpouring of feelz for Gav.

Look, someone in here either has him in a cellar or under a patio slab 🤷🏻‍♀️

I liked Charlie Brooker's description of Matt Hancock as 'your sister's first boyfriend with a car'

@Cantaloupeisland

I liked Charlie Brooker's description of Matt Hancock as 'your sister's first boyfriend with a car'

Yes and Peter Pandemic

The numbers today are bloody awful. Those poor people.

50,023 cases and 981 deaths.

My DM has just been out for her first shop since her op. Proudly reports to me that her doorman was so delighted to see her he gave her a big hug...

Have to say I agree with piggy re. shagging Boris not Gav. Gav would keep turning up at your house and crying

50,023 cases and 981 deaths

😞