The Thirty-Sixth Republic - New Year approaching, no clear idea of what is happening next week and has Gav been sacked yet?

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I think certain people in here luffs Gav and think he is sexy.

I’d be checking their cellars is all I’m saying.

@Frlrlrubert

Incidentally, our ppt for teaching kinetic energy involves the kids working out who shot Gove based on the velocity and mass of the bullet used.

Ooh I want that ppt!

@OnehorseopenBobsleigh

And what did Hunt say?

Roughly this

Been reading for a couple weeks, ta for primary , hello 👋. Anyone else poured a drink waiting for Gav......?

@Frlrlrubert

Incidentally, our ppt for teaching kinetic energy involves the kids working out who shot Gove based on the velocity and mass of the bullet used.

What a good idea. I usually pick a random teacher for this.

PM me an email address Gleaming and I'll ping the resources over when I back in :)

I have to say it's not actually my favourite, it's a lot of set up for them to do about 5 calculations!

@SmileEachDay

I think certain people in here luffs Gav and think he is sexy.

I’d be checking their cellars is all I’m saying.

No way!

It’s about time he put his head above the parapet! Fingers crossed he announces his resignation after all of his rubbish leadership in 2020. It says something when some prefer Gove to Gav

@rumncoke

Been reading for a couple weeks, ta for primary , hello 👋. Anyone else poured a drink waiting for Gav......?

I will join you watching the Education clown 🤡

I've just stress eaten a handful of silver balls.

Are we going to get to 1K beg the end of Gav's statement?

*before

Just back form playing Triv and see you all want to shag Gav!

NOOOOOO : he'd become all stalkery and whiny and moon faced. Better to shag Boris. he'd forget all about it.

I'd marry Gove (he'd give my career a leg up and is at least quite clever) and kill Gav. Think of it as a mercy killing.

Hi rum

Not sure I can face watching. We need food so a supermarket trip and digest the news later may be in order.

I reckon it’s Gav’s turn hiding in the fridge and they are pleading with him to come out.

I'm scoffing chocolate here, @NeurotreeWenceslas

Not got it on though, keep me updated everyone!

@rumncoke

Been reading for a couple weeks, ta for primary , hello 👋. Anyone else poured a drink waiting for Gav......?

I’m actually drinking rum and coke whilst waiting on the announcement. Meant to be planning but if I’m honest that’s not really happening.

@RafaIsTheKingOfClay

I reckon it’s Gav’s turn hiding in the fridge and they are pleading with him to come out.

Maybe he accidentally found his way into a Pfizer freezer and is now resisting defrosting....

I wouldn't snog any of the Tories. All so slimy. Gove looks like he'd be all dribbly, his chin is so weak. I couldn't stop puching Gav long enough to snog him and Wankcock just looks like he'd wnt you to pretend to be a really strict nanny.

For soe reason I would snog Andy Burnham though.

I don't know if I can watch without a gin.

Exactly Piggy.

I’m glad you and Gravity can both appreciate the horror of a post coital puppy dog eye situation.

I'd marry Gove (he'd give my career a leg up and is at least quite clever) and kill Gav. Think of it as a mercy killing

Would anyone even notice if you killed Gav? career wise I’m sure his family love him

@Monkeytennis97

Are we going to get to 1K beg the end of Gav's statement?

Bloody hell - need to have set up next republic ready and waiting

Oooo Andy Burnham... yes definitely 😍

I’ve just stress-eaten three mince pies and a handful of Celebrations. Low carb may have to start next week.

I wouldn't snog any of the Tories

Phleb NO! This is not how the game works. You have to choose.

Then you can have gin.

Which channel are you watching on?