HaM PR disasters 43: AI crashes but amethyst flashes

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Hope no-one minds that I started this one...

Continuing the saga of Sussex PR disasters.

Hokey ‘cokey’ Harry!

I think Doria was bought off as well.

Back in in 2020? there were internet rumours that HAM bought her a house in a gated community near Oprah. A big step up for an LA social worker/yoga instructor.

Doria is also supposed to run an elder care company - which appears to be a shell company and exist only on paper/website. Someone did an exposé of it a few years ago and I copied the details

• registered in 2019 - right before Megxit
• the lawyer listed is Richard Genrow - a Beverley Hills entertainment lawyer who represents Meghan in entertainment deals - an odd choice for a social care company
• the it's only "footprint" is a single page website that reads as if Meghan wrote it
• no premises - the registered address is the entertainment lawyer
• no evidence of staff - no staff bios of qualifications/experience
• you have to pay to speak to them - $180 for a 50 minute video call - only method of contact via a box that you fill in on the webpage
• single page website with generic pictures - not updated since 2020 https://www.lovingkindnessseniorcare.com/ - data harvesting?
• no reviews on Trust Pilot/Yelp etc
• I believe whatever registration it had is now expired and there is another long-running company with a very similar name in a different state.

Possibly used as a way for HAM to funnel money to Doria

The Markles / Raglands are a very shady lot

He’s utterly charmless and clueless. Anyone else would have made a joke or at least a reference to the autocue breaking down and tried to style it out instead of just stomping off.

What a twat!

Has anyone tried emailing this supposed care home with an enquiry? I'd bet my house there'd be no response!

It'll be William's fault.

That's actually quite sinister

He has absolutely no ability to think on his feet - does he even read his speeches before he gives them?

If It does, it doesn’t help as they still missed it.

But no idea about how it ‘reads’ in America -

I think it was mostly either "Archie? Like Archie comics" or "Archie? Like Archie Bunker?". Neither the most flattering, although Archie was my fav comic as a child (back in the 60s).

As for what popped into my mind, well, I had an Uncle Archie. He was a very talented artist, but also a lifelong raging alcoholic. Not someone you'd want to name a child after.

The kids will have to have careers and earn money, or ‘marry well’

They were in their "just call me Harry" /"we don't want our kids to have titles as they cause generational pain" phase when the kids were born

They thought they were loved for themselves and were going to be billionaires.

Then came the realization that their rf adjacency was all that people were interested in.

When H was filmed walking along the streets of New York with his pushy goons on his way to this event, he (H) was clutching some folded paper or cards in his left hand - was this his printed speech?

So where was it at the event, and why couldn't H fall back on it it when the autoprompt (which presumably works via a memory stick) died of boredom?

HAM thought that physical proximity to the King would get them photo opps and HI-HO

They’ll certainly try to, but if the interest isn’t there, there’s nothing they can actually do about it.

Of course. They also thought they were clever by staying with Spencer and oiling the wheels.

I think it was a two day event.

I may be wrong but I thought the walking on Madison footage was Tuesday AM local, but his speech was yesterday (Wednesday).

In any event yes, he should have had notes or prompts.

The Men in Grey could bury all these rumours in CS book and the whole Sussex UK PR relaunch, with one announcement that the monarchy is reshaping and modernising, announcement to be made soon.

I don't think there will be royal roles for the Hamlets.

None of the Queen's grandchildren apart from the Heir's branch were ever working royals. I remember AMW lobbying furiously for "blood princesses" Beatrice and Eugenie to be working royals but the Queen rebuffed the idea.

Then they went to William, who also turned them down
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Just watching H's speech fiasco. He says something like "We do not have years for what comes next". And then he stops. My theory is that someone deliberately sabotaged his speech to show up what a buffoon he is.

Yep they thought they were keeping it real😎 Archie absolutely does not have a royal ring to it & neither does Lilibet.. they don't even have a posh name to may it longer with.. if he was Arthur Artie could have been his nickname & Arthur this formal name...

That would make them look reactionary and that is the last thing the RF needs.

You win the internet today 😂

Doing so risks setting up competing courts.