Ham pr disasters 36! The clap backs continue!

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A continuation of our continuing discussion of our favourite private citizens! 😁

Dear Ham,
I am available for crisis consulting. Just DM me here.

I thought he and Better Up had parted ways ?

The Overlords.

Perhaps it did happen on the 8th.
Perhaps Harry attended and said....

(drum roll...)

"No publicity please, I insist! it's not about me after all, is it?"

So that's why we haven't seen any publicity?

Sorry (not sorry 🤭)

I think they'll be fine. Beatrice and Eugenie have done very well for themselves. Parents Andrew and Fergie and B and E aren't working royals.

Generally the charity decides on the publicity, whether it is private, publicised in advance, or photos released afterwards to maintain control of the images.

I don't think Zara has a 'Chief of Staff' announcing her engagements. They are agreed privately and the charity controls the publicity according to their preferences.

I don’t know - they may seem to be doing okay but now we know just how often they were exposed to Epstein and that seedy underworld who knows what they’ve seen or experienced. Or what they consider normal.

He's still on the website as Chief Impact Officer. A rather bizarre photo too

Sorry for quick derail but can I second that Mike Tindall appears to be a lovely chap.

He stood in recently for a local rugby team. My son was playing and text me and said did I know who he was, as apparently he’s famous, played for England or something!

I was 🙀

My son got a picture with him when they were all drinking in a pub post match. He was (apparently) very friendly and down to earth and happily posed for pictures.

Don’t worry yourself, they will be fine.

In your dreams, Lifestooshort

And I've no idea what the current arrangement is, @Mylovelygreendress, but his (massively photoshopped) image was definitely on the Better up website as at last week

Edited to say sorry, @Starryfifty - another cross post

I made the mistake of googling the chimpo pic.

Photoshop has been in play.

The hairy bastard.

And yes, Zara has name recognition beyond that of most three day events, no matter how successful. That isn't to dismiss her very real achievements, just to say it isn't a sport with mass popularity.

And it's a double edged sword - you are also the target of photographers who are there hoping the see QE2's grand daughter fall off, preferably in the water. Your mistakes are more visible as well.

🤣

Oh dear....is it the full Basil Brush? That's my favourite.

Ffs

I think abusers are very good at differentiating between who is vulnerable and who is protected. That's why they get away with it for so long.

And why so many people can't square their experience if the 'nice' person with the way they treat their victims.

I don't think B or E were ever in any danger, and probably never had any questionable interaction with Epstein. Because they weren't disposable in the way his victims were.

Yes, very good points. They hone in on those who have no status and protection.

No - the $8 million I am referring to is the capital they had left in the Archewell Foundation when they closed/reorganised

They are such exhausting chaos agents.

So all up until June this year we had Harry briefing the press saying the UK was much to dangerous to bring Meghan and the kids for a visit.

Then through June we heard that Harry would be coming to the UK for engagements and would be visiting his father - followed by all the will the rest of the family be able to visit safely.

Then July 10th we find out that it was indeed possible for them all to pop in and out of Highgrove safely without being seen.

Then the week following that Harry's team brief the press that Harry would be making frequent visits to the UK over the coming year.

Then suddenly just a month later 'surprise!' we are all moving to the Cotswolds so the children can go to school here.

But it might just be for a year.

But it might be for longer for the kids schooling.

But Meghan might be popping back the US for business reasons now and then.

No, we didn't tell the King about this plan at our meeting last month, but we did tell him four days before we told the press.

Sources close to the Sussexes tell the press how thrilled the couple are to be back and how they've basically got the HIHO plan they always wanted. And that they are definitely getting their security back.

Which presumably prompted confused queries to BP from Lord Lieutenants around the country about what support they'd be expected to provide to these 'royals' when they rock up in their county.

King clarifies.

Sussex team clap back with their surprise and upset they weren't allowed to add info to the King's letter.

Cue Sussex insiders briefing -

We are public figures not just private citizens

We are upset no one seems happy to have us home

Beyonce was just in London why didn't see call Meghan - very upsetting none of our friends have rallied round

Maybe it was a mistake to make this move

Actually we are really happy to be back and are concentrating on family and getting settled in.

They've only been back in the country for two weeks!

In a nutshell wordler!

Oh my god, @wordler, who has the energy for all this stuff?

It’s definitely been removed from the studios Instagram page. It’s available elsewhere, but the links to the Insta page on Tower Bridge studios page indicate the post has been removed from their page.

Why do they do that ?

Most adults would, yes.

oooft.

or pooft…

Perhaps his drawn todge was not anatomically correct or something.