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Prince George at Eton

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squashyhat · 08/09/2026 08:41

Can anyone explain why Prince George is boarding at Eton when the family home is just minutes away across the river?

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OneLilacHedgehog · 08/09/2026 16:43

upinaballoon · 08/09/2026 16:17

Catherine didn't just deftly close her umbrella. She did it on the move, in high heels - probably the way Ginger Rogers would have done, except not backwards.

I do hope they'll teach George Latin and how to use pronouns.

Seriously this is damning by faint praise. She was not dancing. She closed an umbrella whilst walking in heels. Something any woman used to wearing heels can do.

SevenYellowHammers · 08/09/2026 16:48

Mistachio · 08/09/2026 09:22

Why bother having children?

Exactly my view. All that pain and effort. Hormones, sleepless nights and white stuff down your best jumper and then send them off just when you can actually have a conversation. Beats me. I’m dreading mine going back to uni .

SevenYellowHammers · 08/09/2026 16:50

OneLilacHedgehog · 08/09/2026 16:43

Seriously this is damning by faint praise. She was not dancing. She closed an umbrella whilst walking in heels. Something any woman used to wearing heels can do.

Imagine if it was Meghan. She killed the old Queen by opening her own car door once.

SevenYellowHammers · 08/09/2026 16:52

LeedsLoiner · 08/09/2026 15:42

There was a Spitting Image sketch years ago, which was Prince Edward in his study at Cambridge with his police bodyguard who was writing an essay for him.

Edward "Gosh, you're very clever Constable why didn't you go to Cambridge?"

Bodyguard "Because I got the same A Level grades as you sir"....

Brilliant

OliveMyLove · 08/09/2026 16:53

SideEyeClyde · 08/09/2026 16:30

What a fascinating perspective.

It makes one wonder how people function as an adult if they perceive reading three of four paragraphs to be an insurmountable task, not to mention the unfathomable decision of people lacking such basic skills to engage in an optional written discussion.

You don’t know me so cannot possibly know if I’m an adult or not, FFS.

OliveMyLove · 08/09/2026 16:56

OneLilacHedgehog · 08/09/2026 16:43

Seriously this is damning by faint praise. She was not dancing. She closed an umbrella whilst walking in heels. Something any woman used to wearing heels can do.

You seem to have failed to notice the entire thing was sarcasm written to insult Catherine. Actual misogyny. But it’s fine, right? Because it’s Catherine.

panolar · 08/09/2026 16:56

I'd say the child is hopping for joy to get away from home for a while. I'm not saying he's unhappy at home, just that the feeling of sheer freedom to associate with his peers without paps and the world looking on must be so exciting for him.

Yee Haw! Are Ma and Pa gone home yet? Ok lads, let it rip!!

WhiteFramesandPlanes · 08/09/2026 16:57

Prince George seems like a happy, pleasant and kind young lad who will grow into adulthood and his unususally planned out future with confidence and grace.

BUT and it's only me wondering, what would happen if even at his young age he just refused to do any of it? What if he panicked every time he was forced to do anything that required appearing in public, had meltdowns at the thought of boarding school and his family had to accept he just wasn't up to any of it? Whether it was down to an anxiety disorder or some other sort of issue or if he just literally wasn't able to cope.

Would they have no choice but to pass it on to Charlotte?

OliveMyLove · 08/09/2026 16:58

upinaballoon · 08/09/2026 16:17

Catherine didn't just deftly close her umbrella. She did it on the move, in high heels - probably the way Ginger Rogers would have done, except not backwards.

I do hope they'll teach George Latin and how to use pronouns.

@OneLilacHedgehog You good with this?

Tabbytiger122 · 08/09/2026 16:58

squashyhat · 08/09/2026 08:41

Can anyone explain why Prince George is boarding at Eton when the family home is just minutes away across the river?

Both his parents went to the top boarding schools in the country, it's the done thing for families like William & Kate. It's an upper middle class rite of passage

OliveMyLove · 08/09/2026 16:59

SevenYellowHammers · 08/09/2026 16:50

Imagine if it was Meghan. She killed the old Queen by opening her own car door once.

This thread is about a child starting school.

Perhaps you can start a different thread about Meghan if you want to trash talk her?

KarcherK5 · 08/09/2026 17:01

SevenYellowHammers · 08/09/2026 16:48

Exactly my view. All that pain and effort. Hormones, sleepless nights and white stuff down your best jumper and then send them off just when you can actually have a conversation. Beats me. I’m dreading mine going back to uni .

Right, but you will still encourage and facilitate them to go to university because you believe that’s best for them and it’s what they want. You’ll miss them but you believe that going to uni - living with some independence but still part of a supportive community - is a good experience for them.

Can you understand that some people believe the exact same thing about boarding school? That you know you’ll miss your child but you also believe that a bit more independence from family, more time with friends, more time for all the opportunities at school is going to be good for them?

OliveMyLove · 08/09/2026 17:01

Tabbytiger122 · 08/09/2026 16:58

Both his parents went to the top boarding schools in the country, it's the done thing for families like William & Kate. It's an upper middle class rite of passage

Yes and I think most people who had the ability to enroll child in one of the most renowned schools in the world would take the opportunity.

Backedoffhackedoff · 08/09/2026 17:03

WhiteFramesandPlanes · 08/09/2026 16:57

Prince George seems like a happy, pleasant and kind young lad who will grow into adulthood and his unususally planned out future with confidence and grace.

BUT and it's only me wondering, what would happen if even at his young age he just refused to do any of it? What if he panicked every time he was forced to do anything that required appearing in public, had meltdowns at the thought of boarding school and his family had to accept he just wasn't up to any of it? Whether it was down to an anxiety disorder or some other sort of issue or if he just literally wasn't able to cope.

Would they have no choice but to pass it on to Charlotte?

I’m 99% sure they’d just force him. The pressure would be immense. William doesn’t want to do any of it but he’s had to make the best of it

Tabbytiger122 · 08/09/2026 17:05

OliveMyLove · 08/09/2026 17:01

Yes and I think most people who had the ability to enroll child in one of the most renowned schools in the world would take the opportunity.

Absolutely! I would jump at the chance for my dc if I had the means! All the opportunities, amazing education, beautiful surroundings. Any child who gets this is extremely lucky & I would love it for my dc.

OliveMyLove · 08/09/2026 17:06

Tabbytiger122 · 08/09/2026 17:05

Absolutely! I would jump at the chance for my dc if I had the means! All the opportunities, amazing education, beautiful surroundings. Any child who gets this is extremely lucky & I would love it for my dc.

I would as well.

WhiteFramesandPlanes · 08/09/2026 17:07

Backedoffhackedoff · 08/09/2026 17:03

I’m 99% sure they’d just force him. The pressure would be immense. William doesn’t want to do any of it but he’s had to make the best of it

Even if the poor lad had anxiety attacks and literally passed out with fear in public? (As I would if it was me with everyone gawping!) William and Kate don't seem like the forceful / stern type.

BemusedAmerican · 08/09/2026 17:11

Backedoffhackedoff · 08/09/2026 15:35

Imagine what you couldve done if you were all 20% smarter 🤣

(one second cousin marriage isn’t inbreeding)

I suspect that there was more going on over the centries. They were both from two very small towns in Southern Europe.

BadBadCat · 08/09/2026 17:12

SevenYellowHammers · 08/09/2026 16:48

Exactly my view. All that pain and effort. Hormones, sleepless nights and white stuff down your best jumper and then send them off just when you can actually have a conversation. Beats me. I’m dreading mine going back to uni .

You do know that boarders can have contact with their families whenever they wish, have long school holidays and weekends and it's not the end of your job as a parent?

Weird point of view!

Armorlux · 08/09/2026 17:13

CuriousKangaroo · 08/09/2026 13:54

I’m not saying he didn’t, I specifically posed it as a question. I’m not sure why you feel so certain he did.

The use of a different name is neither here nor there. At school he went by George Cambridge (because his parents were the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge) and so he may have done these exams as George Wales. It’s hardly the enigma code to work out who he is.

And you are right, Eton can afford to be choosy. The applicants will largely be very clever and academically able children who have been tutored within an inch of their lives to get past those exams, so the competition is stiff. But do you really think that Eton might not be willing to waive George through if he didn’t do quite as well, despite the prestige and influence arising from educating a future King?

I somehow doubt George Cambridge / Wales would have been the one. Don't be daft.

No I don't think he gets a free pass actually, but if he did I'd say that he'd be benefiting from a top education, which is a plus for a future king.
However, Eton doesn't need the kudos of educating him, so I think if he hadn't got the marks and shown his potential, he wouldn't be in. They learned their lesson with Harry!

Backedoffhackedoff · 08/09/2026 17:13

WhiteFramesandPlanes · 08/09/2026 17:07

Even if the poor lad had anxiety attacks and literally passed out with fear in public? (As I would if it was me with everyone gawping!) William and Kate don't seem like the forceful / stern type.

Would be like king George and his stammer. Panic attacks are easily medicated too

OneLilacHedgehog · 08/09/2026 17:15

I am sure Eton would have admitted him anyway, but George may be academically gifted. I do think Eton would not wave it's full boarding policy for George.

BadBadCat · 08/09/2026 17:15

I think that William and Catherine and George will have had long discussions about him going to school long before now. I'm pretty sure it was a decision that wasn't taken lightly and I'm sure George would have been involved in that decision. They seem to have pretty conventional ideas about bringing up their children and the days of hands off parenting by the royals ended with Charles x

OneLilacHedgehog · 08/09/2026 17:18

BadBadCat · 08/09/2026 17:15

I think that William and Catherine and George will have had long discussions about him going to school long before now. I'm pretty sure it was a decision that wasn't taken lightly and I'm sure George would have been involved in that decision. They seem to have pretty conventional ideas about bringing up their children and the days of hands off parenting by the royals ended with Charles x

None of us know anything about this. This is pure fantasy time. It may be a lucky guess, or it may be wide off the mark, none of us would know as these people are strangers to us.

Araminta1004 · 08/09/2026 17:19

I wonder if George is going to grow his hair long and end up with that shaggy hair look most of them seem to have?
When my nephew started he looked like this, all rosy still baby cheeked with a neat hair cut - 6 months later, chiselled face and the shaggy teen hair.