Club Penguin Royal - the intricacies of the monarchy etc

[yoloPenguinsEatfish]

Have taken the liberty of starting a new fred if no one else has?

Well, I'd just wittered on for a bit (as is my way) and got the red type message saying the previous one has finished.

So this may be the new one.

etc to all who sail post in her

🥂 clink

cheers LaM same to you. I have missed out on HaM news today, having been collecting DD1 from airport after her escape from the French Alps. I will catch up tomorrow, and look forward with anticipation.

The temptation to just write ‘Oh just fuck off’ to that ridiculous instragram post is almost overwhelming. What self-important arseholes.

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Zoom zoom!

Sorry to dampen the mood!

Glad your DD is home yolo
M&H have posted an inspiring message on Instagram saying coronavirus is a testament to our spirit and they will be posting accurate medical info and uplifting stories soon.

They are getting an absolute roasting in the comments.

Penguins
Teeeeeen - SHUN!

Yolo, life hasn't been easy recently for you, I know.

Sending positive thoughts yolo-wards xx

yolo Glad your daughter is home safe and sound.

Hippo glad your daughter is recovering.

Hope everyone keeps safe.

🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧 👑

🐧 it has occurred to me recently that should I dress in black and white I would very much resemble a penguin - short legs, stout middle and a little head perched on top. This probably disqualifies me from royal life, which is a blessing for both me and them.

Love the title!

god I wish I understood insta... old 🐧 that I am. Am sure the DM will reveal all to me in the morning, meanwhile I am getting quietly pissed after a very long and rather stressful day. But as you all know, I am a very Inspirational and Uplifting Person who feels the need to address the nation at every opportunity.

Poor Harry and Meghan. They have no idea how ordinary people are worrying about this crisis. Their platitudes are so insulting and they have no idea why.

Yolo glad your dd is home safely. Ds1 has come home from uni but has friends sitting in halls unable to travel back to their home countries .

It’s all about keeping their name in the papers.

Hmmm - so they post a load of platitudes on the same day that PW launches as appeal on behalf of the National Emergency Trust to raise funds for those affected by coronavirus.

It seems a petty move to do that and distract attention at a time like this.

No. They are far from inspiring as penguins are from the North Pole.

(Replying to a poster in the previous thread who said she did not find them inspiring.)

It seems a petty move to do that and distract attention at a time like this.

Petty is their middle name.

They’re damned if they do, damned if they don’t. It’s a no-win situation all round for them.

Anyway, I thought I’d put this little gem here. More product placing, bless “em.

To put it into context, I was reading about the new Jack the Ripper suspect.

Yolo
And thinking of all penguins

Poor Bea has cancelled her wedding reception.

Poor Bea. It’s like the world itself is now conspiring to put the kybosh on this wedding,