Prison Dramas, Bands and Ouija Boards - the Excellent Cats audition, sing and plot

[TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne]

Our feline overlords have so many current strings to their joint and several bows.

Auditioning for Series One of The Prison Cat, forming a band, and continuing to plot against their enemies by means of their Ouija Boards - will they even have time to sleep now?

Finished the majority of the Christmas present ordering. Nearly forgot to include the Mollie's mice for the cats. The most important presents of all!

I bought some catnip mice for my two, and neither of them showed any interest, so I sent them back.

Mine used to show no interest in catnip at all, but the last lot of Mollie's mice were a surprising hit.

Someone knitted a load of catnip mice for the rescue to sell at a recent fair. These are seriously strong shit - a couple of levels up from Mollie’s mice!

I bought Agatha some new Molly's Mice from the Cinnamon Trust. Not quite as good a deal as previous years, but still cheaper than anywhere else! 😀

Somebody is annoyed that I didn't share my mini burgers with him.

Oh @RumNotRun. Not good enough.

Kitty wants to know if there are any left.

There are four more in the fridge, ready for tomorrow evening. I treated myself to some Waitrose party food. I bought the cats some Waitrose pouches so we all had special treat meals tonight.

She’s on her way!

I will prepare the ouija board for Her Highness to build up an appetite 😁

I got some of those Waitrose pouches once, they looked 'human' quality food, I was impressed! Pud preferred dried food though!

I'm sure you'll all be delighted to learn that although nobody has bought The Masturbator (which I'd listed on Ebay) some random man has offered me a discount on the one he's selling.

I don't think so, mate...........
I need another male sex toy like I need a hole in the head.
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I bet it was Grumpy

I bet it was Grumpy

OUTRAGEOUS 🤣

Maybe it was Mrs. Grumpy, fed up with Grumpy's endless use of the fleshlight.

You can actually buy them used. There's a seedy market for them (and for many used garments and shoes) which I discovered by accident when looking for somewhere else to sell the thing.

It's been a revelation. Yuk.

Right, having completely lowered the tone of the thread, here is a cat picture🐈

The Molly's mice I ordered off Amazon and were due to be delivered on Monday have just been delivered by the postman along with something else due to be delivered tomorrow. Just as well I was waiting in for DPD, who impressively managed to be within his one hour delivery window. The mice must be well packaged as the cats haven't detected the catnip yet.

I shall ignore the abuse I'm receiving and instead present a photo of TheGreyOneAndTheBlackOne sharing the cat bed.

I meant to go to the gym before work but I sat down for five minutes.

And then it was nearly time to start work.

Fred has been telling me how stressful a life he leads, never getting a chance to relax.

Some good side-eye going on here - I’m not sure who looks more disapproving

Looks like a scrap is about to start @stormsandsunshine !

How are they doing with their first Christmas tree? @stormsandsunshine It looks like it's still standing!

They do like to play fight but on this occasion they made up without a scrap

Well, I got to the brilliant end of Dickensian.

I am now rewatching Lark Rise to Candlleford.

Will I be able to cope with Thomas' idiosyncrasies?
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So far tonight Raven and I have watched a Dutch Christmas horror film and a Finnish one. Thank goodness for subtitles!