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Prison Dramas, Bands and Ouija Boards - the Excellent Cats audition, sing and plot

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TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 06/11/2025 23:52

Our feline overlords have so many current strings to their joint and several bows.

Auditioning for Series One of The Prison Cat, forming a band, and continuing to plot against their enemies by means of their Ouija Boards - will they even have time to sleep now?

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TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 13/12/2025 20:25

Pianoaholic · 13/12/2025 08:43

Actually you could get it as a Christmas present for Gizmo! 😂

As long as Picard and Suzy are willing to hold him down while Linney puts it on him.

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Pianoaholic · 13/12/2025 22:19

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 13/12/2025 20:25

As long as Picard and Suzy are willing to hold him down while Linney puts it on him.

That could be a fun game for them all (except Gizmo!)

EmpressaurusKitty · 13/12/2025 22:21

Poor Gizmo.

RumNotRun · 13/12/2025 22:31

Lex is asleep on the sofa next to me. Look at that dopey little face.

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EmpressaurusKitty · 14/12/2025 16:23

For the Gabapentin users:

My friend’s rather nervous cat has just started on Gabapentin & she thinks it’s increased his appetite. Has anyone else noticed that?

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 15/12/2025 02:00

EmpressaurusKitty · 14/12/2025 16:23

For the Gabapentin users:

My friend’s rather nervous cat has just started on Gabapentin & she thinks it’s increased his appetite. Has anyone else noticed that?

As a human user of gabapentin, I can confirm that it increases my appetite. It's a known side-effect.

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EmpressaurusKitty · 15/12/2025 05:22

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 15/12/2025 02:00

As a human user of gabapentin, I can confirm that it increases my appetite. It's a known side-effect.

Thanks Broon.

EmpressaurusKitty · 16/12/2025 07:12

Kitty’s looking for her Christmas presents. She nearly got away with the catnip mouse she’s giving her cousin.

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EmpressaurusKitty · 16/12/2025 17:21

Where is everybody???

Prison Dramas, Bands and Ouija Boards - the Excellent Cats audition, sing and plot
Esgaroth · 16/12/2025 18:18

EmpressaurusKitty · 16/12/2025 17:21

Where is everybody???

I am shivering under two duvets with a fever I caught from my lovely son (also still ill). Please send hopes and prayers, I need us to be healthy before we fly to England for Christmas 😩

Kettle is doing his best but there's only so much that cat cuddles can cure.

Pudmyboy · 16/12/2025 18:50

Oh no @Esgaroth ! I hope you sweat it out quickly, there is something very nasty doing the rounds!
Maybe @EmpressaurusKitty everyone else also has the lergy, though we can but hope they are out visiting or Christmas shopping!

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 16/12/2025 19:31

I haven't got a lurgy (at the moment) but I've been out a lot.

However, I'm now in, and the box set of Dickensian has been started.

Oh, and I've put up the Christmas tree. I nearly didn't, but decided "sod it" - why should I avoid the nice things of Christmas just because bollock-brains has buggered off?

So I've decorated the house, bought the turkey and am waiting for DS1 to arrive in a few days' time.

I can't actually remember when he's coming, which I think is a good thing.

He's driving up for the first time, having passed his test and bought a car a few weeks ago.

I think I'll just panic, thinking about him driving 550 miles. With very little experience. Oh well.

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TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 16/12/2025 19:32

@Esgaroth I'm so sorry you're not well. Let's hope that you recover by this time next week.

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CatsonPollock · 16/12/2025 19:38

💐 @Esgaroth
Don't underestimate the Power of the Paw! 🐾🐾 (Hopefully Kettle won't insist on you wearing a cone ...)

Pudmyboy · 16/12/2025 19:45

Ooh I enjoyed Dickensian!
I gave up my TV licence as I rarely watch terrestrial TV any more, but at this time of year I miss things like Dickensian, and The Gruffalo, and Tabby McTatt...(I may have spelt the last one incorrectly)

Pudmyboy · 16/12/2025 19:50

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 16/12/2025 19:31

I haven't got a lurgy (at the moment) but I've been out a lot.

However, I'm now in, and the box set of Dickensian has been started.

Oh, and I've put up the Christmas tree. I nearly didn't, but decided "sod it" - why should I avoid the nice things of Christmas just because bollock-brains has buggered off?

So I've decorated the house, bought the turkey and am waiting for DS1 to arrive in a few days' time.

I can't actually remember when he's coming, which I think is a good thing.

He's driving up for the first time, having passed his test and bought a car a few weeks ago.

I think I'll just panic, thinking about him driving 550 miles. With very little experience. Oh well.

When I passed my test, I drove from the Midlands to Scotland though just to Dumfries and Galloway, for a holiday. Once past Manchester the traffic was much less and the road nice and straight. I was very proud of myself as well as enjoying my trip, it was late September so no midges. I hope your DS1 has a similarity enjoyable and safe trip Broon.

EmpressaurusKitty · 16/12/2025 19:50

Poor you @Esgaroth, I hope you’re better soon.

RumNotRun · 16/12/2025 22:04

Oh @Esgaroth I hope you feel better soon.

It's been blooming cold here today. Raven has fallen asleep twice under the heated blanket and other blanket. I know cats like the warm but she takes it to a whole new level. I'm surprised she hasn't melted.

Breadcat24 · 17/12/2025 11:35

Sorry you are poorly @Esgaroth
Have some NMHMs to cheer up up

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HumanToCatBeasties · 17/12/2025 12:01

Hope you're feeling better soon @Esgaroth

I've been busy trying to sort out Christmas shopping. Matilda has been busy with some very important cat business using my laptop.

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Pianoaholic · 17/12/2025 15:01

Hi @Esgaroth hope you feel better soon.
I am busy with a choir concert coming up. Still lots to sort out before we go to DD's boyfriend and his mum for Christmas (which will be different).
DD is here with us until we all go there on 23rd. She's just done a brilliant clarinet recital in Sevenoaks (for once I didn't accompany and got to he in the audience!)
Herbie also sends his his best wishes!

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KeziaOAP · 17/12/2025 15:56

Pianoaholic · 17/12/2025 15:01

Hi @Esgaroth hope you feel better soon.
I am busy with a choir concert coming up. Still lots to sort out before we go to DD's boyfriend and his mum for Christmas (which will be different).
DD is here with us until we all go there on 23rd. She's just done a brilliant clarinet recital in Sevenoaks (for once I didn't accompany and got to he in the audience!)
Herbie also sends his his best wishes!

@Pianoaholic well done DD. I played clarinet in my "youth", can't play now my fingers cramp up😪

Pianoaholic · 17/12/2025 17:01

KeziaOAP · 17/12/2025 15:56

@Pianoaholic well done DD. I played clarinet in my "youth", can't play now my fingers cramp up😪

It was my "2nd study" instrument in a former life, I never play it now, but that's not helped by the fact I gave my DD my clarinet! (though she has since got an even better one!)

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 17/12/2025 17:25

HumanToCatBeasties · 17/12/2025 12:01

Hope you're feeling better soon @Esgaroth

I've been busy trying to sort out Christmas shopping. Matilda has been busy with some very important cat business using my laptop.

Love your duvet cover 😻

HumanToCatBeasties · 17/12/2025 17:41

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 17/12/2025 17:25

Love your duvet cover 😻

It's a very old one from IKEA that's very faded now. I can't quite bring myself to throw it out though. It's two sided, so I can have a black Boris cat or a White Matilda cat.