Prison Dramas, Bands and Ouija Boards - the Excellent Cats audition, sing and plot

[TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne]

Our feline overlords have so many current strings to their joint and several bows.

Auditioning for Series One of The Prison Cat, forming a band, and continuing to plot against their enemies by means of their Ouija Boards - will they even have time to sleep now?

Oh Kitty, don't you look wonderful!

I’m so proud of her!

I found the perfect Christmas present for the recipient who has everything. Sinister glowing eyes, socket for arsehole, golden testicles, extortionate price, questionable name (excellent for Scotland) - it has it all.

www.seletti.it/products/jobby-the-cat-black

Kitty is a wonderful model!

You can't have that on this forum! We only have neutered cats here...

For a moment I thought you meant it was a toy for Kettle. Then I clicked on the link.

🤣🤣🤣

Having a love in with Finlay tonight - he ignored me completely last night as DP was here and only joined us for Lego!

Kitty makes an excellent cat model.

Sybil has been in the shredded wheat again.
Mucky pup.

I’m trying to decide whether the December cat looks more like Kettle or Benny.

Kettle probably looked a bit like that when he was a baby! That's the downside of getting an adult cat, you can never know how cute they used to be when they were kittens. I bet he was adorable.

I bet he was.

I’ve seen photos of Kitty’s babies so I’ve got an idea of what she was like.

Well well, I've got to the end of Crown Court at last. Sigh. Still haven't bought Series 4 or Series 7. Shall I? For completeness' sake?

I've now embarked on all thirteen episodes of To Serve Them All My Days.

Nicholas Lyndhurst is playing a schoolboy. Successfully. He looks about 12.

Nicholas Lyndhurst is playing a schoolboy. Successfully. He looks about 12

Just checked. He was 18.

Was that a novel?
I think I read a novel of that name.

Yes. R. F. Delderfield.

Finlay is snoozing amongst the advent calendars!
Very spoilt this year - hotel chocolat - Lego - Harvey Nicks and Look Fantastic

Trimmed DS up with a cat theme Xmas blanket - Finn approves and has been sitting on it a lot

I loved it, may be time for a re-read.

We've just got a Maltesers one, which is DS's really.
Not very organised this year, I seem to have loads going on. Most of my Christmas shopping will be done once this week is over.
Don't know what to get Herbie yet. It will probably involve catnip!

I have new pyjamas! So cute

Gizmo's newer new ladder arrived this morning.
It's heavy, which I wanted.

The bugger walked under it and pawed at the front door, as usual.

Argh. How do I teach him to use it? If it was any other cat, I'd just pick him up and plonk him on it, but I don't want to lose an arm.

Can you lure him up it with something delicious?

If you plonked Linney on it & Gizmo saw him using it, would he copy him?

I think you might want advice from @stormsandsunshine on how she got her girls using the cat flap.

Also Kitty always takes some time to look at new stuff before deciding to climb on it, so hopefully Gizmo’s similar.