Scottish Tourism - the Excellent Cats debate Gizmo's suitability as a top influencer

[TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne]

Yeah, right.

Linney is more suitable.

At least he's actually a Scottish cat.

Gizmo is an English interloper, who only came to Scotland in order to get behind my bathroom cupboard.

I clearly have a death wish as I want to kiss that fluffiness.

Go for it. Then post a photo of your hand 😁

Apparently it’s not just Learie who needs a balaclava….

With or without the antiseptic cream recommended by Breadcat?
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I wouldh't dream of being that proscriptive - the choice of pre or post antiseptic treatment and bandaging is entirely up to you 🤣🤣🤣

Kitty & her mates, all together on top of the bookcase.

Not me, the cat can hurt you with all four sets of claws as well as bite you.

Cute & friendly Gizmo, the face of Scottish tourism? Attack someone just for giving him a belly rub? Never.

Agreed. It's almost inconceivable 🤣

When the Disney version comes out he’ll probably be skipping around in a tartan cloak, paw in hand with a friendly haggis.

I’m going to look on the internet for an umbrella/cover for food like they have in Korea and maybe use that instead of a balaclava.
My nephew has a mat at his front door of the Admiral from Star Wars saying “It’s a trap!” Please buy one for Gizmo, Broon.
My sister’s cat always attacks anyone who touches her belly. I get caught every time, because none of mine attack. If someone shows me their belly, they want scritches. Rum needs to come to my house, four safe bellies here.
You have to ask Cat Three “Can I pat you?” before doing any scritching. Cat One and Two allow belly nuzzles, but Three and Four are scritch only.

I've always thought that Gizmo should be a bit more specialist and just be the face of Glasgow Tourism.
If at first you don't succeed. In with the boot paw and then with the heid.

Glasgow’s about 70 miles from Argyll though. He’d have to commute.

Maybe they’d provide a chauffeur.

After the first time they'd probably provide a Black Maria 🤣

If Kitty shows me her belly it’s because she wants to play. Touching it with anything except a toy would not be sensible at that point.

Maybe one of these would help..

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It's hard work being a cat...

On guard against a certain ginger fellow? (Or: feline?)

The tribe are all sleeping after having Lidl terrine cat food. There has also been mention of roast chicken and cauliflower cheese later so they're resting just to make sure they have the energy to eat later.

It's 100 miles from my village, and three hours away on a West Coast Motors bus.

Linney is a Glasgow cat, born and bred there.

He was given to Cats Protection when his owner died. He came with his big sister, Emerald.

Emerald’s beautiful.

And yes, he’d definitely need a chauffeur. Or maybe a helicopter.

I’ve been slowly reading my way through the old Thug Cat threads, most amusing so far. Am about to start Thread 3 - can’t get over how blooming persistent he was.

In the meantime, Storm has been casting aspersions on my housework by blatantly checking if I’ve missed any cobwebs.

I’ve been slowly reading my way through the old Thug Cat threads, most amusing so far. Am about to start Thread 3

I'm very impressed with your staying power 🤣