Chez Ollie - Free head boops for everyone

[TheLongRider]

New thread time. It's the Litter Tray's general chat thread about cats, life and the universe.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/the_litter_tray/4329958-Chez-Ollie-Give-me-your-tired-your-paw-your-purring-masses-All-welcome

Nap.

It's a miracle... all three cats in one place! The newbie is gradually being accepted into the fold... tbh it's rare enough to for the unsociable black lump to share a space with anybody except my youngest DD so this a rare occasion...

Earlier convo

DS: What's wrong with Leroy?
Me: Nothing, he's got Molly.
DS: He's what?
Me: Molly. Molly Mouse. Molly. Catnip.
DS: Mum, Molly is MDMA.

DS: Figures...
Me: ... ... ... how d'you know about MDMA?

😂

😹

Yes it is!! Molly is yoot slang for what you and I wise tribal elders would call Ecstasy. It used to be slang for a gay hooker round here runtil quite recently.

G&T is slang for GHB (date rape drug) and Tina = crystal meth. If DS knows that, remove his 'electric telephone' apply a mild 40 lashes and 100 hours a day of extra cricket till he recovers his moral fibre.

I would put none of the entertainments above past Leroy.

That made me laugh so much. Really need to invest in these mice. Walty loves catnip.

Super, how on earth do you know all these things? I fear I have lived a very sheltered existence.

Turns out he was taught some slang as part of drug awareness and dangers when he was at school.

He plays cricket with his mates so that wouldn't be much of a punishment...

The less we say about my own drug knowledge at his age the better. 🙈

I once told dh Bertie had been freebasing in the living room. I knew I’d got it wrong when his face dropped “he did WHAT?”

Free running. I meant free running. It’s an easy mistake.

What's freebasing?

My old colleague wrote a list for an Asda run
"Crystal meth"

Other colleague "WTF? Don't write that down! Shred it!"

Colleague "that stuff you inhale!"

She meant menthol crystals

It's smoking coke and heroin at once, predecessor to smoking crack in dope history. 1980s.

'taught some slang as part of drug awareness and dangers at school'. Of course.

@coastergirl cos I volunteer for a charity for people who have lived full lives. They delight in telling me the dirt nearly as much as I love hearing it.

Basejumping and free running @Fluffycloudland77 - a lethal combination. Just Say No.

Molly is MDMA

You learn something new everyday on the litter tray.🙀

'taught some slang as part of drug awareness and dangers at school'. Of course.

Funnily enough my thoughts were very similar! Fortunately I think I managed to terrify DS out of drugs at a young age.

DS: Mum, when did you get epilepsy?
Me: Late teens. Why?
DS: How d'you get it?
Me: Recreational drugs 🤷🏼‍♀️
DS: 🙈🙉🙊😱

I ordered some Mollie's Mice before Christmas. I received an email from Irish customs (not a scam) asking for payment of import duties on the 22nd and I'm still waiting to receive them.

If Irish customs have a drug sniffer cat, they're never going to make to my house. I'll be charged with importing illegal substances.

@TheLongRider

I ordered some Mollie's Mice before Christmas. I received an email from Irish customs (not a scam) asking for payment of import duties on the 22nd and I'm still waiting to receive them.

If Irish customs have a drug sniffer cat, they're never going to make to my house. I'll be charged with importing illegal substances.

Paws says sorryyyyyyy but he will post them now. They're a bit soggy

Import duties - on items worth about £8 each. Just a teeny tiny bit petty by customs!

@Allergictoironing

No, just the reality of Brexit...

That's the unfortunate reality of UK/EU customs duty. It almost doubled the cost including currency exchange differences.

That’s the best drugs talk I’ve ever heard Yes. I’m a hopeless lightweight when it comes to things like that - one port ‘n’ lemon and I’m anyone’s.

Gah, Long, Brexit. Mice are bought as a gift! No import duty payable at that value. Do they seriously think Nemo paid on his own card?

Long, pm me your address. I can post tiny Nemo and the family some mice heavily labelled as a Xmas present next week.

That’s the best drugs talk I’ve ever heard Yes.

DS has often said that the reason he doesn't rebel is because he's got nothing to rebel against 😁

If it makes you feel any better Super I am also a complete lightweight these days 🤦🏼‍♀️

So delightfully inexpensive, Yes 👏

Same here for me. Old enough now that my prescriptions are free, and just one drink gets me high as a kite when partnered with my painkillers .

@YesItsMeIDontCare

Earlier convo

DS: What's wrong with Leroy?
Me: Nothing, he's got Molly.
DS: He's what?
Me: Molly. Molly Mouse. Molly. Catnip.
DS: Mum, Molly is MDMA.

DS: Figures...
Me: ... ... ... how d'you know about MDMA?

😂

Yeah, that would be me, too. So square I have corners.