Fun evening in the Yes household tonight.
The scene: DS & I are calmly eating dinner in the sitting room watching telly.
DH (from outside): LEROY!!! WHAT??? NO!!! Come here you little shit! Shit, where's he gone... NOOOOOO!!! NOT IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!
DS: What the fuck?
Me (barely raising an eyebrow): Mouse.
DH: He's got a mouse. I didn't know he could move so fast.
I knew 😁